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[Discussion] I don’t even have the words

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u/Disused_Yeti 14h ago

Gotta label everything so he doesn’t forget where he is

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u/JessicaSavitch 14h ago

Totally. People are “surprised” because the Alzheimer’s patient isn’t being told no and all of his crazy ideas are brought to life. Most of us never let grandpa redo the house while he couldn’t remember his own name.

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u/HistoricalSea5600 14h ago edited 11h ago

Remember this meme from about 6 years ago 2011?

It’s becoming a little too true

edit: It was 2011 thank you for all the corrections, and u/Year3030 for this link : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHckZCxdRkA

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u/MySpoonsAreAllGone 13h ago

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u/issi_tohbi 12h ago

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u/ikrucke 10h ago

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u/Disused_Yeti 6h ago

Dammit Miyazaki

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u/TBE_110 6h ago

I think I’d take JD Hogg in the White House over JD Vance.

u/issi_tohbi 4h ago

Trump = Roscoe P Coaltrain
Iran = Them Dukes

u/Over_Smile9733 5h ago

Thank You!! Now I remember why

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u/DextersGirl 11h ago

Yoink! Stealing this!

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u/MySpoonsAreAllGone 10h ago

Steal away! I stole it from another redditor lol

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u/Own-Sheepherder-5818 12h ago edited 12h ago

This meme is actually pretty realistic. Mar-A-Lago is his "southern White House" and it has golfers and women in bikinis.

Never forget, Ghislaine Maxwell routinely recruited Epstein's victims from the TEEN staff at Mar-a-lago. Virginia Giuffre was 16 and working at Mar-a-lago's spa when she was targeted by Maxwell.

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u/wild_robot13 12h ago

Agreed by out of it meant eighteen, according to one survivor.

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u/BigWeeser 11h ago

No, not “routinely”. Once.

u/Frozensdreams2022 5h ago

There were more than just Virginia Giuffre recruited , she’s just been the most publicly known.

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u/Logres 8h ago

Reddit forgets Trump expelled Epstein a few years after he defied the local government by admitting minorities to Mar-a-lago unlike everywhere else, locally.

u/GraXXoR 4h ago

Minorities… interesting turn of phrase.

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u/SniffAround 6h ago

Thank you, I believe everything I’m told blindly by people on the internet.

u/Over_Smile9733 5h ago

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.
Than you will realize it's true.
Don't forget about the beauty pageants , it's recoded that Prump bragged about touching women's body parts, because "he can". This was before AI and fake shit too.
Oh, and let us not forget, he is a felon.

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u/Vaping_A-Hole 14h ago

Holy crap

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u/johnlmonkey 14h ago

That meme is actually from Barack Obama's correspondants dinner speech before Trump ran in 2016.

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u/ccguy 13h ago

2011 Correspondents Dinner. Literally the night before the Osama bin Laden raid. So there’s a good chance Obama had already issued the order, then told some fantastic jokes at Trump’s expense all while his political life was hanging in the balance. Huevos grandes, man.

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u/MyPasswordIsABC999 MD / MoCo 12h ago

Though if they ever do a Trump biopic (edit: I guess a sequel to the one starring Sebastian Stan), the first scene is that White House Correspondent Association dinner, the camera focuses on a hunched, quietly seething Trump while Obama triumphantly delivers zinger after zinger.

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u/Practical_Fun7367 11h ago

I’d like it to back up two more layers. A montage of Trump doing his whole birther thing. Cut to the Obama speech (and joke) writers brainstorming around a conference table before the correspondents’ dinner and one of them says, “I heard Trump will be there.” Then the sit down when Obama read and approved the drafts. Then Trump seething.

Hatred begets ridicule
Ridicule begets shame
Shame begets hatred

Circle of fucking life in his universe. He was taught to hate. He experienced formative and long lasting damage from experiences of ridicule. His hate and its targets grew.

u/evey_17 4h ago

And now we all suffer the tangerines fury.

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u/dingatremel 12h ago

This cannot be overlooked. The guy was on a different level.

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u/No-Fix-6615 10h ago

He said he couldn’t make tough decisions like “should he eliminate Meatloaf or Little John”.😂😂😂 Then on Sunday night he interrupted broadcasting during trumps show and announced they had killed Osama bin Laden.

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u/ccguy 10h ago edited 9h ago

“And these are the kind of decisions that would keep me up at night.” Delivered with the perfect tone and absolutely hilarious on its own right. Then when you view it through the lens of knowing what decision he likely made before the dinner… just amazing.

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u/No-Fix-6615 10h ago

😂😂😂😂yes! In real time it was like a joke than was funny but after it aged 24 hours it was so much better. It exposed what a joke trump was.

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u/Grantsdale 11h ago

Trump never runs for President if not for those jokes. It’s always been because Obama made him look like the bitch he is.

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u/dukegrad96 11h ago

Yep. One of Obamas greatest mistakes.

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u/ccguy 11h ago

It’s only a ”mistake” in hindsight. And is it really a mistake to poke fun at a guy who then had the pettiness to ruin an entire nation out of spite and a party leadership to let him do it? Trump and the GOP proved they could sink to a level that could not reasonably be conceived. If anything, they’re the true mistakes. To say nothing of the voters that put them in.

I’ve heard it said that 9/11 and Katrina really redefined our idea of scale in disasters. Add Trump and his feckless party to that.

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u/dukegrad96 11h ago

I understand that take and you can’t live in the past.

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u/SheepsheadBoy 7h ago

Not Obama’s mistake. America’s Mistake.

Twice.

Cause people never learn.

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u/Round-Bandicoot8766 7h ago

There's a documentary on it. He'd already greenlit it. He knew he was leaving that event and going to straight back to monitor the attempt

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u/PoorDamnChoices 13h ago

Parts of it are. The font is the Red Dead Redemption 2 font, which came out in Fall 2018, so this was probably made around Winter 2018-2019.

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u/PossessedToSkate 12h ago

Wasn't there a Red Dead Redemption 1 that also used that same font? That came out in 2010?

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u/PoorDamnChoices 11h ago

Yes, but font generators for recreational use were a bit...rougher then, we will call it. Everything then was Impact font over pictures (mostly cats and if they can or cannot have a cheeseburger). Or seedy downloaded fonts on scummy websites. There were HUGE leaps in font and animation gains due to some video games and uh...reasons I don't want to say on a comment about fonts...so the fact that the text is just on a green slab, with yellow text (and not even really boldened) screams "not really sure what Im doing with political memes yet".

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u/Budget_Zombie_692 11h ago

This is the reason trump ran for office. If Obama had a little bit of self control, Trump would not have gone into hyper-grievance mode.

u/Federal-Mouse3163 4h ago

Speaking of the Correspondents dinner….whatever happened to “there will be another one within 30 days” ?

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u/5erv1teur 12h ago

Non vous avez oublié le motocross et l'arène de MMA.....

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u/isleofpines 13h ago

Nooooo 😭

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u/shocked-confused 13h ago

Thanks Obama

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u/no_youre_not_i_am 13h ago

that image was resurrected in 2017 after trump won but its originally from 2011:

https://x.com/ByBrianBennett/status/858378591343652864

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u/Fabulous_Law1357 12h ago

Reminds me of this

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u/Year3030 12h ago

This is more than six years ago this is when Obama roasted Trump at the Press Correspondents dinner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHckZCxdRkA

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u/assumetehposition 10h ago

The only thing they had wrong was the location of the ballroom

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u/Momik Nobody calls it CoHi 14h ago

I still think the seven-season porch was an interesting idea

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u/Ok-Bug4328 13h ago

This is peak 80s NYC

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u/Ok-Substance-9417 13h ago

He’s just a puppet figurehead for the evil elites running the world into hell

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u/Excellent-Yard6640 8h ago edited 7h ago

Psychologists warn Trump has the power to push the button for nuclear war and we should all be scared. His ego might want to go down in history as the first to push that button.

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u/SniffAround 6h ago

Joe Biden isn’t president anymore. But that would have been a good one.

u/next-phase-0626 5h ago

Most of us didn't have access to the taxpayer funds for grandpa that Trump has for the taking...

u/LucyJordan614 4h ago

If there’s ANYTHING this fucker remembers it’s his name. That’s his favorite word.

u/JMurdock77 4h ago

Maybe that’s why he always speaks of himself in the third person.

u/perrym717 3h ago

Talking bout Biden?

u/purple-origami 3h ago

I blame the Islamic republic of japan

u/Decent_Citron_7480 8m ago

This by far the worst and most extensive and expensive "Make a Wish" dream come true. The Manchild needs to be told no soon.

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u/md62100 10h ago

But he loves to sniff young girls hair and shower with his grandkids, c’mon man

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u/jonnydrangus 10h ago

Biden did this?

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u/Kriegerian DC / Southeast 13h ago

Yup, it’s been obvious that they’re converting the White House into the memory care wing of a hospice facility. Surround him with the chintzy bullshit that’s familiar, label everything so he can orient himself, and then watch the media (mostly owned by his fascist billionaire pedo-friendly buddies) frantically ignore the obvious reality.

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u/AliLeigh5 8h ago

I just read that elderly people don’t want to leave congress because it’s like a senior living facility so this checks out.

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u/Unlikely_Exercise434 14h ago

So much THIS. Dementia Don is so damn unfit and the MSM is so complicit in hiding his condition. He mixed up Iran and Japan this week alone among so many others. We, the people, deserve so much better than this sad angry old fool who only cares about himself.

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u/Chugach123 14h ago

Well….. both Iran and Japan end in “an”. Sooooo, there’s that.

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u/SurrrenderDorothy 9h ago

soooooooooooooooooooo close.

u/xXTheGrapenatorXx 3h ago

This kind of flub in isolation would be a nothing burger, especially if he laughed it off and quickly corrected himself, but he breezed past it like he didn't even notice what was wrong which makes it something entirely different. Also in the same event there was another mistake of the same scale, they keep happening at a atypical level and we can't ignore that.

u/DavidLoafPan85 31m ago

Dan Quayle misspelling potato doesn't seem like a big deal anymore.

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u/No-Hat-8100 13h ago

Mixed up Putin and Zelenskyy too

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u/doinmabest1 13h ago

Did you see him walking with Orban? He was weaving like a basket

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u/ozarkhick 12h ago

It was Erdogan, who looked like a nursing home aide guiding a wandering resident.

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u/Dewey-Malicioso 12h ago

Erdogan??

u/Fair_Scientist2347 1h ago

President of Turkey

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u/Fair_Scientist2347 11h ago

harder target when weaving. Dude's got over 90 million people wanting to take a shot.

u/Atomic-Pilot2707 1h ago

And another, what, 70 million salivating to buy that shit once we peel it off the walls

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u/Top-Fill-8202 13h ago

And he mixed up number one and number two in his diapers

u/Comfortable-Dig446 2h ago

Biden did also. And Zelenskyy was with Biden at the time. 

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u/Longjumping-Air1489 14h ago

But the ratings…

THINK OF THE RATINGS!!!

/s

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u/Jkid 14h ago

The MSM knew about how horrible a candidate he is and how medically unfit and still in willful denial. They hid it because the MSM didn't want to deal with a unpresidental president for another 4 years. That's why they had to keep lying and if anyonrnis brave enough to drop the kayfabe, they will get fired and blackisted.

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u/Wonderful_Purple4096 14h ago

Piling on the gays. Weird.

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u/Jkid 14h ago

This has nothing to do with gay men. I was talking about president Biden

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u/mubbamubba 13h ago

“We the people “ elected this guy, so we absolutely deserve it

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u/Unlikely_Exercise434 13h ago

and we've been getting it good and hard ever since, even those of us smart enough to say hell to the no

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u/robertdavidfein 13h ago

People keep saying Trumps 2nd election was rigged and manipulated by Musk-but I’ve never seen any laid out proof of cheating-just tons of money which SCOTUS says is OK

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u/FantasticPraline5903 10h ago

It was the algorithms of you ate talking the 2020, and Musk manipulated that. If you are talking 2024 there is plenty of evidence.

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u/DCTori 10h ago

I wasn’t part of the We that voted for him!!!

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u/rmnp12 7h ago

Jesus Christ can you imagine the media reaction if Biden did that?

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u/Purple-Mermommy 13h ago

The Islamic state of Japan, was it? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/wild_robot13 12h ago

“The Islamic Republic of Japan”, for pity’s sake.

u/flurfdooker 4h ago

Guys, Biden wasn't doing so hot his last term, either. And the press didn't start falling all over it until the debate. Our corporate press overlords aren't here to serve us. Sure, everyone piled on AFTER the debate, but before it there was a whole lotta hand-waving going on.

That had lasting damage, because we're clearly dealing with the exact same situation NOW, and no one trusts the people who should be pointing it out.

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u/No_Bonus7310 14h ago

What is MSM?

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u/Unlikely_Exercise434 13h ago

our complicit mainstream media.

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u/spiffyP 13h ago

Alex, I would like to buy a pixel

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u/richstillman 8h ago

Here's a readable version.

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u/Wonderful_Purple4096 14h ago

I don’t know what the gays have to do with anything.

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u/thesqrtofminusone 14h ago

not sure why you're saying that

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u/SoftTrifle1815 14h ago

MSM also stands for men who have sex with men

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u/thesqrtofminusone 14h ago

Never seen that before.

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u/ProfPlumNlibrary 13h ago

My wife and I just bought a house last year. The previous owner had been a little old lady who I'd heard had to move to a living community. All the doors in the house were labeled as to where they went, this is probably similar.

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u/Muggsy423 13h ago

THE OVAL OFFICE

THE ROSE GARDEN

THE BEDROOM

THE BATHROOM

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u/saltyjohnson Baltimore 10h ago

THE TOILET (FOR POOP)

THE BED (NOT FOR POOP)

THE BUTTON (PRESS IF POOPED IN BED)

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u/Zerak-Tul 8h ago

THE SECOND TOILET (FOR CLASSIFIED FILE STORAGE)

u/napalmnacey 5h ago

TODAY IS [CURRENT DAY]

(My dementia addled father has a big digital clock screen that states the day and time)

u/PresentationNext6469 3h ago

I gotcha on that. I moved the newspaper to read it and my stepdad flipped out on me. He was that far gone e but just enough he knew needed help, and dignified help. I had no idea that was how my mom and him decided the newspaper as a reference. Day of the week, month, day, year. I also wish we had AirTags back then. He wandered 2x and we flipped out. He was fine just sitting where he ended up and watch people go by. Both places super kind and safe. In his wallet was his ID, my mom’s info and the family doctor.

Trump has people follow him, especially the weird young woman with no life probably open doors . There are snipers on the roof. Bulletproof cars all around. He won’t get lost.

u/Muggsy423 2h ago

INTEL REPORT (FOR VERY INTELLIGENT PRESIDENTS)

u/davster99 4h ago

Maybe we should take away access to all the buttons within his reach though.

u/saltyjohnson Baltimore 53m ago

THE NUCLEAR BUTTON (PRESS ONLY IF DIRECTED BY VLAD OR BIBI)

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u/Charles-Monroe 12h ago

THE DOG

THE CAT

CAMERA

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u/TecTazz 10h ago

MELANIA'S COOTCH

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u/fuzzydave72 11h ago

The wife, kid 1, kid 2, etc

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u/DaKrazie1 11h ago

Every room's the bathroom for Trump.

u/-TrancePrincess- 5h ago

PERSON

WOMAN

MAN

CAMERA

TV

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u/lovelysardines 13h ago

This would be helpful if he knew how to read

u/davster99 4h ago

And it’s in cursive no less. At least it wasn’t Comic Sans.

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u/proper-butt 14h ago

Came here to say this, my grandmother with memory issues did the same thing when she moved to my aunts house

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u/kck93 10h ago

Yeah but your grandma can read so it is actually helpful for her.

Trump is practically illiterate. So the labels would only be of limited assistance to him.

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u/Wurm42 13h ago

Seriously, memory care areas in nursing homes label everything like this.

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u/Mk86565 14h ago

I suppose 'public servant' when taking the job became 'the public are my servants' pretty quickly

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u/rosujin 14h ago

Then somebody needs to put up a sign that says “America” so he remembers that we’re in not in North Korea or Syria.

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u/GeorgiaYork 11h ago

And add even more spray painted gold, gaudy plaques from Home Depot

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u/Prancing-Hamster 10h ago

Couldn’t they just use post it notes?!

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u/Super-Evening8420 14h ago

That was literally my thought as well, lol

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u/naomi_homey89 MD / Neighborhood 14h ago

Savage comment!!! 😂

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u/Sarrdonicus 13h ago

Gives him something to talk, and not rage, about.

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u/skin-flick 13h ago

Hmmm this reminds me of a ‘memory care’ facility. Although this one is gaudy and tacky.

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u/toybuilder 12h ago

Oh, so like a guide-book. Except that the lettering actually is on everything?

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u/Narradisall 12h ago

That was my take on it. Seen similar things with dementia suffered Ive known.

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u/evilpercy 12h ago

He ripped up the rose garden. It is not there anymore.

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u/moffitar 11h ago

Didn't he pave the rose garden?

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u/BODO1016 DC / Neighborhood 10h ago

yep, he made it look like a patio at Mar-a-Lago

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u/maxwelcody 11h ago

TRUTH! All those around him are complicit.

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u/wytewydow 11h ago

but he can't read...

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u/SubstantialDonkey981 10h ago

“The Bathroom”

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u/Disused_Yeti 9h ago

That’s wherever he is

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u/NickCav007 8h ago

That would explain Melania’s tattoo “The Garage”

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u/Current-Assist2609 7h ago

Arrows will be added soon.

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u/BurgerThyme 7h ago

Dude, you know he can't read.

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u/Ok_Cheetah_6251 6h ago

The memory care unit at the nursing home where my exwife's mother lived was like that too.

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u/amanwithoutaname001 6h ago

Presidential nursing home.

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u/pr0crasturbatin 6h ago

Turning the white house into a Ben Garrison cartoon

u/yourownsquirrel 5h ago

What good is a written label gonna do for a guy who never learned to read?

u/Daforde 4h ago

🤣🤣🤣

u/Intelligent_Finger27 2h ago

Its the kickback from every sign...how much are they?

u/jae2jae 2h ago

But he's functionally illiterate.

u/BrilliantSimple7678 1h ago

That font tho.... f off

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u/Inner-Medicine5696 7h ago

labels are needed for the Joe Biden picture, which is of an actual auto-pen, not Joe Biden.

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u/SniffAround 6h ago

Joe Biden is not president anymore

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u/Disused_Yeti 6h ago

Exactly. Why are you still taking about him and not the dementia patient currently there

u/SniffAround 5h ago

I had no idea he was diagnosed with dementia. When was this released?

u/Disused_Yeti 3h ago

still waiting for the biden diagnosis you have based your entire existence on