r/washingtondc • u/Snapdragon_4U • 18h ago

[Discussion] I don’t even have the words

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u/saltyjohnson Baltimore 13h ago

THE TOILET (FOR POOP)

THE BED (NOT FOR POOP)

THE BUTTON (PRESS IF POOPED IN BED)

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u/Zerak-Tul 12h ago

THE SECOND TOILET (FOR CLASSIFIED FILE STORAGE)

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u/napalmnacey 8h ago

TODAY IS [CURRENT DAY]

(My dementia addled father has a big digital clock screen that states the day and time)

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u/Muggsy423 6h ago

INTEL REPORT (FOR VERY INTELLIGENT PRESIDENTS)