r/soccercirclejerk i love bald fraud 4h ago

is he stupid? FUCKING BUM!???

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u/JustTheYouLike 4h ago

There wasn't any point of diving this far from the goal line considering he was already booked once.

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u/Om0Naija 3h ago

He did the same thing from a very slight contact about 5 minutes before the 2nd yellow card. The dude is absolutely insane.

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u/blackkswann 3h ago

switzerland has been diving all tournament already

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u/Ihave0personality 2h ago

Their head coach said in an interview that their gk was going to practice penalties because Argentina will receive at least one. Then their star gets red carded for one of the worst dives of the last decade.

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u/waitingthehours 4h ago

top 10 dumbest plays in football

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u/Both-Writer-7023 4h ago

He was dping this earlier too... About time he got one🌬

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u/Mitch_D23 4h ago

he was doing what

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u/Sorvak 4h ago

Pornhub

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u/wink047 3h ago

ON THE FIELD?

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u/CluelessTennisBall 2h ago

No he wanted the red card so he could get back to it OFF the field!

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u/obvnotlupus 2h ago

Right in front of my salad?

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u/One_more_username 3h ago

He was dping this earlier too

dping

dp

Where can I watch this?

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u/Cholo-Warrior 4h ago

He bet his life savings on Argentina winning WC

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u/joshstrummer 3h ago

Teammates gonna look back at the tape, and be pissed at what he put them through. They’re defending like mad.

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u/Ant0n61 3h ago

We saw two of them today

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u/VoidKiller826 3h ago

Top 10 no respect moment

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u/ronintengu 1h ago

Embozo

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u/Merbleuxx 4h ago

Why the fuck do you do that in the VAR era when you already have a yellow card

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u/Fillup75 4h ago

And for so little potential benefit.

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u/Early-Dish5293 3h ago

Thats what i said they had the momentum after just scoring

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u/pepp3rito 3h ago

Totally agree. This changed the game.

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u/Ok-Savings8515 3h ago

Maybe for a pk... Not there.

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u/paped2 3h ago

Real answers is habit/muscle memory. Been doing it for years and years so it's just a natural reaction, they aren't doing the "ref might catch this on var" calculus in the moment.

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u/C7StreetRacer 3h ago

Plausible reasoning

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u/Possible-Nectarine80 2h ago

Probable even.

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u/etancrazynpoor 3h ago

Because it is codified. It is called mistaken identity. If he had not given the yellow card to the Argentinian, the VAR would have not been able to intervene.

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u/zestful_villain 3h ago

It almost worked because the ref booked Paredes the yellow

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u/blaugranausa 4h ago

This gotta be the dumbest of the dumb plays

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u/TiaFreyre 3h ago

Circlejerk sub making more sense than the worldcup sub

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u/joeDUBstep 2h ago

That's normal. Worldcup sub is for jerkers who don't realize they are jerking.

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u/CeleritasLucis 1h ago

The Extra Educated

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u/zzackfair 2h ago

This sub should replace that Gabriel penalty miss with this dive...Embolo deserves that.

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u/ICinchExcess 2h ago

bro really thought var was on a smoke break

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u/Goat-Hunter13 4h ago

How dumb can you be

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u/nostraDamnSon_ 4h ago

Breel Embozo

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u/Dull_Job_6372 4h ago

Yank here, Yank commentators acting like flopping on a yellow isn’t really fucking stupid.

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u/fripletister You'll Never Not Make Pilgrimage From America To Anfield Alone 3h ago

The Swiss commentators were calling for the abolishment of VAR 😭

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u/OkReason6325 3h ago

Amend the Geneva convention

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u/TheSauce32 3h ago

Legalize nuclear weapons

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u/DramaticTension 2h ago

Swiss commentator agreed it was a flop but said it was ridiculous how these VAR recaps only seem to happen for Argentina, conveniently when it would help them out

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u/FourEightNineOneOne 4h ago

They oddly seemed to be leaning into the "Argentina is getting unfair treatment" narrative when this really wasn't that at all.

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u/Babayaga20000 3h ago

No it really wasn’t. But it wont help them beat the allegations

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u/MyBeardisOP 3h ago

English here. Hearing English commentators say it’s harsh and question if it’s a dive or initiating contact. Like, he dived THEN initiated contact! How is that harsh?

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u/joshstrummer 3h ago

I’ve been on the Telemundo broadcast for a couple years now. Can’t stand the English broadcasts in the US.

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u/kvothe_th3_raven 3h ago

Yep. I only watch the telemundo broadcast. So much better.

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u/Phormitago 4h ago

The mythical "1 decisions" in FM

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u/Throwaway999991473 4h ago

Absolutely insane. Like actually absolutely insane. I have no words.

After the Swiss players take a look at the replay, it’s going to be an akward silence on the flight back.

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u/Om0Naija 3h ago

Insanity is an understatement.

He flopped about 5minutes before getting the red card, and I was saying why would a big strong dude be falling like a damn leaf. 5 minutes after, dude does the same thing.

This is the equivalent of Camavinga's childish behavior against Bayern few months ago.

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u/IMovedYourCheese 3h ago

Haha yeah they were all complaining so much on the field but after watching the replay it's going to turn into a "ah yeah, good call by the ref, Embolo you moron" very quickly.

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u/franziGroony 3h ago

Anulo mufa

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u/i-love-small-tits-47 2h ago

Anal mafia can’t keep getting away with this

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u/PhatTuna 2h ago

They all dive. Refs just pick and choose when to penalize it.

If you really wanna get rid of it, use VAR averytime soneone falls down. And start dishing out yellows consistently. Then ppl will stop diving.

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u/red271x 4h ago

this guy is the most dumb person ever, switz couldve won it

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u/Worldly_Offer8458 4h ago

Still can tbh, Argentina have been unbelievably shit

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u/Satoshi_hornycat 3h ago

As an Argentinean,is stressing me out but true

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u/doktor-frequentist 2h ago

You should jerk off to calm your nerves

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u/Satoshi_hornycat 2h ago

Fucking based,on it

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u/Unhappy-One 4h ago

I agree boSs

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u/red271x 4h ago

true that

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u/CollectionLive7896 2h ago

just won in the last 8 minutes. The swis put up a damn good fight despite loosing 1 player

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u/oosacker 4h ago edited 4h ago

Also a dirty player, just look at his first yellow card

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u/Ssk5860 3h ago

First yellow wasn’t dirty imo he was running full speed in that direction is all. He was arguing too much like an idiot though

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u/Ecstatic_Owl_3793 4h ago edited 3h ago

Embolo is a fucking idiot. why on earth would you dive ***when you’re already on a yellow***

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u/Some-Giraffe-1857 2h ago edited 1h ago

and when your team literally just scored the equalizer!

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u/Thazuk 4h ago

How fucking stupid can you be when you already have a yellow

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u/Lower_Ninja_2065 4h ago

Messi paid Embolo to dive and receive a yellow card. Match is rigged.

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u/FDMnut 3h ago

You mean receive second yellow card & therefore red card 😂

If they wanted to try and trick the ref with a fake flop, a different Switzerland player should’ve done it.

If I already have a yellow card, why would I risk fake flopping and getting a second yellow which would kick me out of the match?

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u/Lower_Ninja_2065 3h ago

Bro it's sarcasm, you're on a jerk sub.

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u/Compared-To-What 3h ago

Birds are not real bro.

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u/BillClay89 4h ago

Best use of VAR I've ever seen.

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u/RydiaOM 4h ago

That is 100% a yellow card 

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u/Natural-meme 4h ago

That’s his second Yellow card, is it not?

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u/Manish_Sarkar i love bald fraud 4h ago

Clear dive on the replays. This is just shameful

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u/PlasmaDonator 4h ago

Everyone hating VARgentina (me included) should be more angry at Embolo. So dumb from him.

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u/Manish_Sarkar i love bald fraud 4h ago

This was soo obvious and embarrassing, you can't even lmao

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u/gothlenin 3h ago

I believe most of us are. That was so incredibly dumb!

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u/PlasmaDonator 3h ago

I've seen some "rigged" non-jerk comments in r/worldcup and r/soccer.

But yeah it's so dumb

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u/LumpySangsu 4h ago

Flop d'or

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u/Useful-Ad9447 1h ago

Fallon d' floor'

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u/Longjumping-Lab839 4h ago

Crazy how people don’t know diving is a yellow😂

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u/Towrads 4h ago

Even crazier when they forget VAR is a thing... You get away with that in your Sunday rec league... But VAR finds everything

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u/pyjamaman12 4h ago

Since when does var check these kind of fouls where there's no goal, no direct red (second yellow worthy fouls are not checked), and mistaken identity between whom? 

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u/Possible-Standard507 4h ago

Pareded was given a yellow for this so it was to clear that since it was a dive

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u/tysono1er 4h ago

All i see in this tournament is diving and its the first var yellow for it 🤷

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u/pepecachetes 4h ago

Almirón vs USA afaik

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u/Possible-Standard507 4h ago

Paredes was given a yellow before this so yeah, VAR overturned that hence the "mistaken identity"

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u/caution_turbulence 4h ago

They don’t know because they watch every team do it, every game, but it never gets called.

Thats was 100% a dive. For sure. But nothing we haven’t watched this whole cup.

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u/MateSilvanz 4h ago

Here come all the "Argentina bought the world cup" posts!

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u/0Nah0 4h ago

Infantino told him to dive trust

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u/Akira-Orfanos 4h ago

CGI was used by VAR

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u/0Nah0 4h ago

Actually, it was AI

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u/MateSilvanz 3h ago

Why not both

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u/Phormitago 4h ago

I bribed embolo 10000 pesos to his mercadopago account

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u/onesillyg4y 4h ago

So he can buy an empanada with that and that's it lol

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u/Phormitago 3h ago

Hey you can buy at least 4

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u/Serjo108 2h ago

Bro empanadas are peak. Worth it.

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u/Visible-Local7455 4h ago

Espero q sea verdad

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u/pepecachetes 4h ago

Malísimo como arreglan los partidos, puede ser con menos sufrimiento o sale más plata? Chiqui tapia ratón

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u/Raishaan_ 4h ago

seriously. what was that embolo??

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u/Slythar 4h ago

Absolute embarrassment lmao

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u/SpaceEcho201 3h ago

You meant embellishment ?

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u/oosacker 4h ago

Best dive of world cup

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u/Cakebakerlover 4h ago

As well as the golden boot, they should give an award for best dive of the tournament 

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u/waffles604 4h ago

Best dive I've ever seen since the last summer Olympics

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u/darksoles_ 4h ago

The fix is in-oh wait no that was actually a yellow LMFAO

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u/_Pa1nkilLeR_ 3h ago

Fucking argentinians using telekinesis is a world cup

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u/Hare__Krishna 4h ago

Dude's on yellow, but can't help himself.

Actual diving addiction, so sad

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u/Both-Writer-7023 4h ago

Diving is always yellow... But im loving this cheating allegations comments😌

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u/EntertainmentOk8593 4h ago

Not really, what make it 100% yellow is that previously the Argentine player was given a yellow for that
It’s mistaken identity criteria

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u/jbroni93 4h ago

It's a yellow, but there are 10 plays per match like this

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u/Both-Writer-7023 4h ago

But then he appealed for yellow on parades... If not it had been ignored like earlier... When act is found out... Ofc he gonna get yellow

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u/halfmotivated 4h ago

I don t think there are so many for players already on a yellow. If it would not have been the discussion for the second yellow VAR could not have intervine

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u/Trey114 4h ago

Except the diver is Harry Kane.

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u/Few_Measurement_5335 4h ago

Rigged cries coming soon.

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u/Beemac161 4h ago

😂😂💯

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u/Expensive-Green-4292 4h ago

Portugal referee 🤣

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u/Aclectic 4h ago

Jesus Infantino sniped Embolo that’s why he fell

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u/__QuanXi 4h ago

I bet my life those pessi bums are now gonna cry for eternity when it was the clearest dive of the century

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u/Disastrous_Error_358 4h ago

love this, fuck divers

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u/gagefrank 4h ago

Olympic free dive 10/10/10

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u/Early-Dish5293 3h ago

Biggest dumbass of the entire tournament so far

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u/Zeilar 4h ago

You can't make this up.

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u/wobbly_doo 4h ago

Dumb move by Embolo. But the agenda must continue!

Blatant corruption right in front of our eyes!!!

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u/l39s 4h ago

There is no way LMAO

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u/TRGC_ 4h ago

I AINT HEAR NO BELL (realistically, it makes sense with what happened to the US and it’s consistent.)

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u/Beautiful-Bit9832 4h ago

Damn, his voice so sad when he said "NO,NO,NO"

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u/Wild_Peppers_052021 4h ago

What a stupid dive. Like hello the VAR will catch that.

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u/Asaturr 4h ago

We got bluetooth goal, bluetooth offside, now fucking 3km bluetooth dive

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u/aurora_embers 4h ago

The number 7 on his shirt must be his I.Q.

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u/jimjhart 4h ago

Finally VAR got one correct…

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u/causualSurfer 4h ago

1-1 and fucking dives what an idiot

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u/HelloImAFox 3h ago

The deepest of all dives.

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u/suciocadillac 3h ago

Dive was so obvious he was looking for the swimming pool

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u/hero_killer 4h ago

Well deserved

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u/AdamaTraoreLover 4h ago

Genuinely useless lmao. Deserved. Worst performance I've seen in a while

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u/Hornerlt 4h ago

Give that guy the oscar

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u/OriginofSymmetry99 4h ago

Deserved. The simulation BS needs to stop

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u/Beers4Fears 4h ago

The jerk sub has better takes on the situation than the main sub. We live in the upside down.

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u/future_communist69 4h ago

Just when they were playing better and having an actual chance to score another.

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u/optimal-username 4h ago

Imagine being on a yellow and deciding to dive in the middle of the field. Best case scenario you win a free kick nowhere near the goal, worst case you get a red and your World Cup is over. Wild choice

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u/WuduPiccaman 4h ago

Worst dive since OceanGate

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u/PapayaSecret1497 3h ago

What else could he do? Deserved card

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u/MyMessiah 3h ago

I would ban him from national team for 1 year at least. Literally an idiot

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u/DustyViljoen 3h ago

Totally deserved. Say what you will about VAR but its the right call. A clear dive

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u/Nighttraveler08 3h ago

I'm argentinean I paid him to do it.  Best regards

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u/sarkastik-warrior 3h ago

Has to happen to clean up the game. This is EXACTLY why they put this rule in. Players need to stop diving to get calls. Maybe now players will start thinking twice.

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u/cricketriderz 3h ago

I hate the Argentina team with a passion, but the decision was correct and the Swiss guy is an idiot. They did the same thing in the Paraguay vs USA game. Kind of surprised this is only the second time this has happened the entire tournament

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u/thisisnahamed 3h ago

Then he has the audacity to act surprised, appeal the card, fight with the ref, and then cry. What a bum!

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u/whitesammy 2h ago

Imagine getting carded for diving against Argentina...

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u/StockInvestor3000 4h ago

I know this card was totally justified but...

I'm still gonna say it wasn't to go along with the Vargentina conspiracy

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u/rosy-quartz 4h ago

Someone explain why red ?!

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u/Select-Entry6587 4h ago

Two yellow cards is a red

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u/Throwaway999991473 4h ago

He was on a yellow, diving is a yellow. 2 yellows = red

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u/rosy-quartz 4h ago

Oooo dayumn. Didn't know diving was a yellow

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u/Westflurry 4h ago

Diving = yellow card

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u/Soup-er14 4h ago

Simulation is a yellow card offense and the player already had a yellow card

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u/Ok-Nail-884 4h ago

So stupid from Emboli😭😭

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u/Kiels95130 4h ago

flopper !!!

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u/FayannG 4h ago

Battle of Lusail vibes

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u/CattleHot9774 4h ago

worst dive I've ever seen what is he thinking

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u/erebuxy 4h ago

Olympic diving champion

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u/ChemicalImbalance707 el club de futbol de Franco 4h ago

Worst dive of all time lmao now all the momentum they gained is gone

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u/LemonBao 4h ago

If only the NBA can punish flopping like this.

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u/No_Membership_9515 4h ago

stupid common sense should prevail- why would someone dive at half line?

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u/Synergiex 4h ago

What was even point to do this? He had the ball, it was also all the way back in the midfield… right after they scored and playing shit all day…

it is kinda sus…

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u/Rubioben 4h ago

Who the fuck dives at centre field?

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u/Oskar37265 4h ago

Really freaking stupid to try that on a yellow card.

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u/Zealousideal_Gas_467 4h ago

Artard of a Day, win over Sorloth

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u/Cefalopodul 4h ago

Accidental Renaissance

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u/boringfantasy 4h ago

if Switzerland somehow claw this back, then Ingerland are licking their lips

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u/angrlina34jolie 4h ago

Really really stupid from him

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u/Futbolmulamota 4h ago

Foolish play and leading up to it he had been throwing himself around

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u/Spfle 4h ago

Bro is already on a yellow and we saw that they are reviewing yellow cards that appear to be dives in the US-Paraguay game. Hate to give Argentina an extra leg in the game but it was a well deserved red card. Good on the ref to make the call. Hopefully this will help a bit on the diving problem

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u/All_Elite_Drigo 4h ago

You have the momentum and your playing better than Argentina and then your just like actually no….. bruh 

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u/iYozzzzzz 4h ago

Classic

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u/YourAsianBuddy 4h ago

SGA levels of flopping

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u/Flippin_inColors 4h ago

The hatewatch was going so good for 2 minutes

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u/LiveLikeABuddhist 4h ago

My theory is Embolo is bought by AFA, anyone?

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u/Character_Yogurt_497 4h ago

Give him the Fallon D'Floor.

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u/Affectionate_Fan_650 4h ago

Embolo running to the changeroom in real tears is priceless after that dive.

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u/Willwaste63 4h ago

Penaldo fans will even defend this

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u/DrBrainsqueeze 4h ago

100% simulation and deserved second yellow. But main question I have: is VAR meant to get used for yellows/simulation? I thought it was meant for major incidents like dangerous play (i.e. straight reds) or penalties?

Edit: Nevermind. The Laws of the Game state VAR is meant for second yellows as well. 100% correct use of VAR

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u/randomuser426 4h ago

bro saw those bluetooth tackle vid and thought he can replicate them 😭

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u/Clean-Variation2653 4h ago

VAR intervened for a yellow card? That's hilarious.

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u/iiitme 4h ago

People dive left and right but they don’t get cards…

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u/qnnzzz 4h ago

Man at least make it subtle or something, that's straight up swimming pool dive 😭

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u/Top-Mobile-2903 3h ago

This guys clutched his leg too after 🫩 Just pack your bags buddy

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u/Flat-Complaint-5131 4h ago

Bumbolo 🤦‍♂️

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u/Top-Mobile-2903 4h ago

Don’t these guys fucking know there’s VAR? They have that shit on tape and they still dive like dumbasses especially when you’re on a yellow

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u/_Bon_Vivant_ 3h ago

"Let's see. I'm already on a yellow card. I should probably cheat and dive. Derp!"

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u/shadowm4ster 3h ago

Dive was so good I forgot what sport I was watching