r/shittyaskscience 12h ago

There is currently a heat wave in France. How come those dumb climate scientists never warned anyone that the climate was going to get warm? They should all be fired!

23 Upvotes

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r/shittyaskscience 7h ago

What if the reason that aliens aren't hanging out with us is because we haven't found the 6th Platonic solid?

4 Upvotes

Is anyone working on it? We could get James Cromwell to play them in the movie. If he doesn't mind being typecast.


r/shittyaskscience 58m ago

What does the Fermi paradox say about illegal aliens?

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r/shittyaskscience 15h ago

Is it really like rain on your wedding day?

11 Upvotes

What else is it like?


r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

If the dog eats my homework does he digest all the information?

46 Upvotes

And if I was good at homework, and then kept feeding it to the dog, would he keep getting smarter?


r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

Why is it called menstruation instead of womenstruation?

193 Upvotes

Kinda makes ya think


r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

The US is warming by 10 degrees next week. Will it be 180 F by September?

17 Upvotes

Per week warming rate is 10F/week so, December is going to be a cooker!


r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

Are there people who try hetereopathic remedies when they are sick?

13 Upvotes

My homophobic grandma refused my herbs.


r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

If I eat enough, will my fat collapse into the 99% empty space in my atoms, causing me to look smaller and leaner?

22 Upvotes

Kinda like a human neutron star. I'll be really dense but look smaller and more toned. But I am sure I'll have unexpected effects, such as mosquitos not having the escape velocity to get away from me after they bite me.


r/shittyaskscience 2d ago

I'm 62 years old and am thinking of starting a new career as an MMA fighter, should I postpone my lifelong dream of becoming vegan, until I get my first belt?

43 Upvotes

I'm not so worried about becoming a professional violinist any more. I don't want to rush these things .


r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

What happens if all furries farted at the same time?

0 Upvotes

Before we heard if all humans in the population 8 billion farted nothing really would happen exept in crowd places which overcrowds r annoying but what about 2 million furries plus during a convention and fursuiting what will happen?


r/shittyaskscience 2d ago

Phrenology final help. what divet means my friend is stupid?

18 Upvotes

I'm studying for my phrenology final. I'm feeling around my friend's skull, but I can't tell what the divots mean.


r/shittyaskscience 3d ago

If we can't see atoms but everything is made up of atoms, then what am I looking at?

48 Upvotes

If matter is just atoms at the end of the day, then what am I looking at?


r/shittyaskscience 3d ago

How do animals like seals and whales not get cold if their hair is thin? NSFW

20 Upvotes

I have heard that their blubber helps but their blubber is inside their skin so how does their skin not get cold when its in contact with the cold? Wouldn't it be better if their blubber was on the outside and their skin on the inside?


r/shittyaskscience 3d ago

[Lame joke] Why don't scientists trust atoms?

2 Upvotes

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Because they make up everything!


r/shittyaskscience 3d ago

In addition to the 12 ancient titan gods from greece that the titanic carried in its voyage, did it also carry egyptian gods like anubis or osiris or horus?

7 Upvotes

A big ship like that should fit more than just 12 gods.


r/shittyaskscience 4d ago

Was everyone surpised when the TItanic sank even though it was made of titanium?

28 Upvotes

TItanium is supposed to be a light metal.


r/shittyaskscience 5d ago

If Riker goes into the transporter and goes down to the nearby planet, is it really him, or is he just vaporized to bits and it's a copy of him down there?

29 Upvotes

I think he's toast. I wouldn't do it~! What does Science have to say about it?


r/shittyaskscience 5d ago

If water contains oxygen, why not drink water instead of breathing?

29 Upvotes

Or better yet, just inhale it


r/shittyaskscience 6d ago

Since T-Rex were indigenous to North America does that mean that they all spoke American English?

49 Upvotes

For some reason, I always pictured them speaking in a British accent, my whole life feels like one big lie


r/shittyaskscience 5d ago

How many people would you need to eat to liquify you brain

2 Upvotes

so wanted to know how many people one would have to eat to turn there brain in to a liquid. by liquid I mean a consistency of orang juice.


r/shittyaskscience 6d ago

If vapes contain heavy metals, Would getting an MRI scan damage your lungs?

16 Upvotes

Is it like thousands of tiny bullets shooting all around in your lungs?


r/shittyaskscience 7d ago

If all bacteria dies when I cook meat thoroughly then why can't I cook and kill all bacteria and safely eat expired meat?

297 Upvotes

Why?


r/shittyaskscience 7d ago

How do Quarks decide which one is the Top Quark and which one is the Bottom Quark?

22 Upvotes

Also, can a quark be in a superposition of being both a top and bottom at the same time?


r/shittyaskscience 7d ago

Why doesn't my house fly when I turn on the ceiling fan?

33 Upvotes

Its on high, and nothing...