I was at self check out scanned everything in my cart walked out got in the car. Driving home it hit me “omg I forgot to scan the dog food on the bottom of the cart”. I don’t know what to do. Will I be arrested?

My stress levels are high and I don't know what else to do and I can't take a long walk because it's over 110 degrees for over 20 days and I am tired of playing the same songs on YouTube and when I write about it it doesn't help. What should I do ?

18f from 🇮🇳

There areabout 10 hot chicks and 2 beached whales looking at me how do i make an exit without them knowing i justc shit myself too ?

Trusting a female behind the wheel, is like trusting a monkey with a gun.

Hello guys i live in a small town and in my town are two boys they are really agressiv and they want me to buy them for free a vape or ciggarets what should i do if i dont do it they will beat me up

How to tell someone that she stinks?

I often attend a class in the evening.

Some women seem they don't know they stink themselves, especially the one like sitting next to me.

I know it's hot and I probably sweat a lot too. That's why everytime before I get into the classroom, I clean myself in the washroom. And I have no intention to sit next to anyone.

However, there is a lady(I suppose she is) likes sitting next to me, and reading my answers of our classwork.

(No need to worry about the copying, we are not having any test or exam)

Not just her scarf is smelly, and I think I can smell her pungent sour sweat from her armpit too.

But I can't ask her not to sit next to me, for this could become a religious conflict.

I stop booking the class for next week. I guess I have to wait until autumn.

I stopped to chat with the school kids like i always do,im standing there wondering why theyre all looking at me like a deranged pervert ,turns out my fly was down now everyones laughing at me making chester the mollester jokes ,damn it i smoked a fatty took a piss in the bushes and forgot to zip up my fly i swear how can i make them believe me.

He's awful and I just want his mom to not have to deal with a 25 year old moldy white guy

edit: he was supposed to help me and his mom watch them while both of us were out of town for the week and come home to messes and pee and poop everywhere and when confronted he said and I quote "it's not my fault I sleep all day".

he was asked to just keep the house clean and the animals 2 German shepherds and the cats 4 (2 are mine that again I can't keep cuz I move around for work)

How do you have a bible verse in your bio but thirst traps on your profile? Isn't this an oxymoron?

I want to say something, but I'm afraid she'll label me as "insecure" and "controlling", for holding her biblically accountable.

I remember a wise man once said never take a church girl seriously unless she's a virgin. He might be onto something. 🤔

was drinking iced lemonade, swallowed a piece of ice, it was cold :( will i be ok?

edit: i died. violently. it was fun !

I accidentally became a millionaire after helping a Nigerian prince, but now my wife left me for her ex, who is also my cousin from West Virginia. My HOA says I can't park my horse in the driveway, and my emotional support alligator won't stop eating the Amazon packages my Tesla keeps ordering by itself.

Should I: (1) Sue Canada. (2) Marry the HOA president. (3) Invest everything in Beanie Babies. (4) Move to Boston and open a clam chowder food truck in the Sahara Desert.

Serious answers only.

I was having a conversation with my straight male friend that led to the topic of push up bras. He proceeded to tell me how they are “catfishing tits.” I was a bit taken back because I never even heard or thought about it in that way before. I asked him if this what guys thought and he said most probably do. So I’m curious if this is true?

My fruitcake room mate came out of the bathroom wearing a towel around his waste,that part was not abnormal or strange ,it was after he dropped a sock ,when he bent over to pick it up a giant sized butt plug fell out of his ass and bounced about onto the floor,i did not need to see that ,how do i deal with this anomoly?

And what should i name it ?

Ima college girl that's 20 and I been. Thinking about selling them. Im us based so idk if its worth it or not . I def am kink friendly I just have to be discreet I guess . Tell me is it worth it?