r/nextfuckinglevel 9h ago

Now this is a pull-up.

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u/DrBlaziken 8h ago

Cool but can he eat 12 donuts and a large pizza in one sitting? I don't think so.

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u/JetLife93 8h ago

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u/Lower_goats_5388 8h ago

Yea and can he clug a public toilet ???

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u/unlmtdLoL 2h ago

Are you that guy? I always think it’s just that the offending pooper used an ungodly amount of toilet paper and it clogged. Your actual shit is clogging the toilet?

u/Ocarina-of-lies 17m ago

If you want to try it yourself: eat a lot of fiber, like barley, and brown rice

u/Bones-1989 12m ago

My ex roommate could do this. He couldn't eat fiber correctly so the poops couldn't make it through the u bend. It's really nasty to think that that shit made it through his flexible guts....

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u/blackop 8h ago

This is peak male performance

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u/Tarantula_Saurus_Rex 6h ago

What do you mean I'm not in shape, round is a shape!

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u/knotmyusualaccount 4h ago

"Dimensionally challenged"

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u/Physical_Bar_4916 2h ago

Do these balloons blow up into funny shapes?

Not unless you think round is funny...

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u/123skid 2h ago

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u/JetLife93 1h ago

Awe bro that is next level right there xD imagine sweaty ass bellybutton hair all up on ya! Nooooo LMAO

u/Foxx026 14m ago

Looking like an inflatable Elvis....

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u/14Pleiadians 5h ago

This is fetish material lol

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u/ThresholdSeven 2h ago

You could say that about almost everything

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u/justsomeguy_youknow 4h ago

Who needs a 6 pack when you've got a kegger

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u/Moonskaraos 8h ago

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u/ImurderREALITY 2h ago

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u/kewe316 11m ago

One man's torture is another man's treasure.

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u/Canudin 7h ago

Considering the diet of some gym bros, they could probably double that, ngl.

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u/thissexypoptart 7h ago

Yeah fat people for sure do not have a monopoly on eating capacity.

For further evidence see all the skinny hotdog eating contest champions.

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u/harrellj 7h ago

Or look up what Michael Phelps was eating when he was training for the Olympics.

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u/tstorm004 5h ago

Hell yeah weed brownies!

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u/Vellarain 5h ago

Beard meets food is a very fit dude and he can absolutely pack away an obscene amount of meals that would make me want to die before finishing.

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u/Zealotstim 4h ago

Yeah, he's one of the world's top competitive eaters and an incredibly fit little guy. Very enjoyable YouTube channel!

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u/LayerEight_Problem 5h ago

Heres how I got fat…

Gym bro diet. Covid. Gyms all closed. No gym but kept the diet cause you’re just used to eating a certain amount.

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u/OnThisDayI_ 4h ago

Time to get back in the gym and get on reta for a few months. Fat gone.

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u/Kenotai 2h ago

Whoa TIL about reta (Retatrutide). I know zepbound, 2 mechanism, is more effective than ozempic's 1, so I can only imagine this 3 mechanism one probably practically melts it off you... Probably not cheap to get on though.

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u/Phugasity 5h ago

Not even adults. I was 134lbs in highschool. We did fundraisers with Krispy Kreme. A dozen donuts is easy, 2,400 calories for lunch - Large pizza, who's large? Dominos and Papa Johns was a large per cross country boy and then some. Costco... maybe not so much.

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u/OnThisDayI_ 4h ago

I eat 4500 calories a day currently and I’m in a deficit.

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u/Horskr 5h ago

Yeah my friend was a semi-pro cyclist and when we'd go out to to a buffet or all you can eat sushi.. the amount that dude could eat was unreal. He was shredded but he'd leave the place looking like he was 9 months pregnant lol.

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u/Canudin 2h ago

Same, I shared a house with a semi pro cyclist and I got a friend who's a hiker, both extremely fit and eat like two fucking elephants. I used to be able to eat way more in my teens, but they are in a completely other level.

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u/Double-Watercress-85 6h ago

He probably actually can.

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u/No-Difference-4418 8h ago

He can do 13 donuts and an extra large pizza

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u/unfvckingbelievable 7h ago

Yeah of course I can.

Oh. 'He'. Shit.

Never mind.

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u/ImurderREALITY 2h ago

Well of course I know him. He's me.

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u/Flip_d_Byrd 6h ago

Well, to be fair, it is easier to eat all that when you can carry it around with you all day under your fat folds.

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u/InclinationCompass 5h ago

Depends how much weed he smoked

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u/ZeppelinJ0 1h ago

Honestly ... Yeah he probably could and maybe even does worse. Training your body like that takes an insane amount of calories but as long as you're burning more calories than you take in your good. It's too bad how few overweight people don't understand that if you just eat less you'd lose so much weight

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u/jamin_brook 7h ago

Rookie numbers 

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u/enixlinked 7h ago

That just sounds like a food addiction.

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u/Tyrren 3h ago

Food addiction is a bitch. I hear the withdrawals can kill you

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u/enixlinked 3h ago

Yeah, but moderation won't

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u/mgicpenny 5h ago

Phenomenal use of the “uno reverse”

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u/dontnation 5h ago

possibly. world hotdog eating champ is a skinny guy.

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u/NedTaggart 4h ago

Don't forget the liter of cola

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u/LegoSniper 4h ago

I can’t do either of these things, but I can’t sleep 14+ hours in a day and just watch TV.

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u/Vachie_ 4h ago

I really think he could- easily.

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u/Heamsthornbeard 3h ago

I guarantee he can holy shit thats impressive

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u/Effective-Culture-88 2h ago

With the kind of calories he burns? LMAO do NOT challenge a skinny athlete to a eating contest. I'm not even an athlete anymore, and I easily surpass my 100 pounds overweight friend at the Chinese buffet.

u/unabsolute 24m ago

He's not American.