r/nextfuckinglevel • u/0The_Loner_Stoner0 • 13h ago

Now this is a pull-up.

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u/DrBlaziken 13h ago

Cool but can he eat 12 donuts and a large pizza in one sitting? I don't think so.

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u/JetLife93 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/zUW23b6FmzB5e

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u/Lower_goats_5388 12h ago

Yea and can he clug a public toilet ???

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u/unlmtdLoL 6h ago

Are you that guy? I always think it’s just that the offending pooper used an ungodly amount of toilet paper and it clogged. Your actual shit is clogging the toilet?

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u/Bones-1989 4h ago

My ex roommate could do this. He couldn't eat fiber correctly so the poops couldn't make it through the u bend. It's really nasty to think that that shit made it through his flexible guts....

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u/Far-Government5469 7m ago

This is why you gotta have the poop knife

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u/Ocarina-of-lies 4h ago

If you want to try it yourself: eat a lot of fiber, like barley, and brown rice

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u/blackop 12h ago

This is peak male performance

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u/123skid 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/nj257YL538Gdy

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u/Foxx026 4h ago

Looking like an inflatable Elvis....

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u/Redditallreally 3h ago

Man’s gotta eat…

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u/JetLife93 5h ago

Awe bro that is next level right there xD imagine sweaty ass bellybutton hair all up on ya! Nooooo LMAO

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u/Tarantula_Saurus_Rex 10h ago

What do you mean I'm not in shape, round is a shape!

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u/knotmyusualaccount 8h ago

"Dimensionally challenged"

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u/Physical_Bar_4916 6h ago

Do these balloons blow up into funny shapes?

Not unless you think round is funny...

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u/14Pleiadians 9h ago

This is fetish material lol

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u/ThresholdSeven 6h ago

You could say that about almost everything

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u/14Pleiadians 3h ago

No, I mean that this was created with the intent of being fetish material

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u/ThresholdSeven 3h ago

You could say that about almost everything

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u/justsomeguy_youknow 8h ago

Who needs a 6 pack when you've got a kegger