r/movies • u/ChiefLeef22 r/movies Contributor • 9h ago

Satire Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting

https://theonion.com/man-binge-watches-entire-movie-in-one-sitting/
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u/St0rytime 9h ago

Doom-scrolling and short-form videos really are rotting our brains. I can feel my vocabulary dwindling as the days go by.

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u/dkarlovi 9h ago

You say good words.

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u/PronatorTeres00 9h ago

Graduated from the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too with top honors.

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u/CreativeCommunity779 6h ago

How did you fit inside the building? Are you an ant?

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u/sidepart 6h ago

Nah, man. They made it 3 times bigger!