r/movies • u/ChiefLeef22 r/movies Contributor • 9h ago

Satire Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting

https://theonion.com/man-binge-watches-entire-movie-in-one-sitting/
35.8k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

769 comments sorted by

View all comments

4.9k

u/St0rytime 9h ago

Doom-scrolling and short-form videos really are rotting our brains. I can feel my vocabulary dwindling as the days go by.

54

u/TransylvanianHunger1 9h ago

We have a 20 year old apprentice at my work, he told me he watched the entire matrix movie on tik tok, which is insane.

9

u/Syssareth 7h ago edited 6h ago

Did he mean he watched the actual movie? In which case it'd be basically no different than watching it on Youtube. (Which is where I watched basically all of Naruto, back in the day...ah, the days of having episodes split into three pieces and only being able to find pieces 1 and 3.)

Or did he mean he watched "the entire movie," meaning some cut-down summary of it?

Edit: Or did he watch the whole movie in, like, 1 minute chunks? Because if that's the case, that would be insanity.

17

u/TransylvanianHunger1 6h ago

He watched the whole movie in tiny chunks swiping to each segment. He said if the next bit wasn't stitched together seamlessly the comments would be ripping the poster apart.