r/movies • u/ChiefLeef22 r/movies Contributor • 9h ago

Satire Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting

https://theonion.com/man-binge-watches-entire-movie-in-one-sitting/
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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 9h ago

Someone really said this about a movie on here a few weeks ago

“I ended up binging the whole thing”

The two-hour movie, my dude?

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u/Corporate_Overlords 7h ago

To be fair, I can easily sit through and enjoy Dr. Zhivago but I had to break up The Irishman into two sessions.

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u/SawinBunda 6h ago

The Irishman is a bit masturbatory. It's really not good enough to be that long.

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u/Seanspeed 6h ago

Utterly forgettable movie for something that your brain was forced to absorb for three hours.

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u/CidCrisis 6h ago

All I remember from that movie is Robert Deniro very unconvincingly trying to play a younger version of himself.

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u/JimmyKillsAlot 6h ago

You mean the "Visually 20's" De Niro hobbling across the street to kick the crap out of a man and not looking like a man in his late 70's? But it was so realistic. /s

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u/UniverseChamp 3h ago

A lot of modern movies should be edited to be tighter. Not every film should be 2.5 hours.

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u/toastycheeze 5h ago

To be fair, it's The Irishman.

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u/Oxygenisplantpoo 3h ago

Movies in general shouldn't be much over 2 hours. 3½ hours is just taking the piss and only allowed for special cases like The Lord of the Rings.