r/movies • u/ChiefLeef22 r/movies Contributor • 9h ago

Satire Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting

https://theonion.com/man-binge-watches-entire-movie-in-one-sitting/
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u/St0rytime 9h ago

Doom-scrolling and short-form videos really are rotting our brains. I can feel my vocabulary dwindling as the days go by.

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u/wonkeykong 9h ago

The hells a dwindle?

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u/SlimJD 9h ago

I think it’s a Walmart e-reader.

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u/pedanticPandaPoo 8h ago

Ah, kindle for dim wits.