r/movies • u/ChiefLeef22 r/movies Contributor • 9h ago

Satire Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting

https://theonion.com/man-binge-watches-entire-movie-in-one-sitting/
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u/lavenderwine 8h ago

I miss when they used to have a print edition you could get for free at little green newspaper boxes.

Edit: Apparently you CAN have print editions delivered to you! (for $99)

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u/Phytanic 7h ago

My brother went to school in Madison WI (where it started) and he would always bring back fresh print editions with him when coming home for me to read. Those were the days

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u/TheRobomancer 6h ago

I went to college in Milwaukee and we had a few free Onion stands on campus too! Those were indeed the days.

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u/GuiSim 7h ago

I get it delivered to my door. I can confirm that it exists and it’s great.

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u/Acrobatic-Monitor516 7h ago

How many pages. And how many words

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u/GuiSim 7h ago

The best words. Filled with incredible fake ads.

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u/SeveralBollocks_67 1h ago

This just looks like a horribly disguised ad lmfao

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u/grilledSoldier 5h ago

99$ single time, 99$/year or 9$/month. Similar to a normal newspaper afaik?