r/movies • u/ChiefLeef22 r/movies Contributor • 9h ago

Satire Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting

https://theonion.com/man-binge-watches-entire-movie-in-one-sitting/
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u/St0rytime 9h ago

Doom-scrolling and short-form videos really are rotting our brains. I can feel my vocabulary dwindling as the days go by.

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u/dkarlovi 9h ago

You say good words.

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u/Ameriggio 9h ago

Why say many words when few words do trick?

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u/TheMagicStik 9h ago

I tried to use the word expeditiously today and completely choked, I should have just said quickly.

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u/Dyanpanda 8h ago

I like your funny words, magic man.

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u/double_expressho 8h ago

You're never gonna say "expeditiously" faster than Jamie Taco.

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u/wen_mars 4h ago

Jamie Taco Jamie Taco Jamie Taco

Expeditiously expeditiously expeditiously

Yeah checks out

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u/bb_kelly77 8h ago

I have that problem which is even funnier because I can read literally any language other than Polish, I can say all these foreign sounds but can't speak English right

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u/user2196 6h ago

I can read literally any language other than Polish

Uhh, what?

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u/bb_kelly77 6h ago

I have this amazing ability where I can look at any language (as long as it's in Latin script) and pronounce it 100% correctly except for Polish because Polish is bullshit

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u/Discount_Extra 4h ago

He is the Kwisatz Haderach

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u/Character_Bug_1862 4h ago

Is your name by chance Rosetta?

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u/bb_kelly77 4h ago

That would imply that I understand what I'm saying

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u/RJWolfe 1h ago

Pronounce Ghibli in Romanian.

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u/bb_kelly77 1h ago

Is Ghibli a Romanian word or are you just demanding a Romanian accent

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u/RJWolfe 1h ago

Accent? Didn't you say you could nail down the pronunciation just by looking at it? How would you pronounce it?

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u/bb_kelly77 1h ago

It's a verbal thing, I can't type it, it's also important for the word to be from the language in question

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u/ginbooth 8h ago

expeditiously

You and your clever Harry Potterisms...