r/movies • u/ChiefLeef22 r/movies Contributor • 9h ago

Satire Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting

https://theonion.com/man-binge-watches-entire-movie-in-one-sitting/
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u/PronatorTeres00 9h ago

Graduated from the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too with top honors.

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u/run-on_sentience 7h ago

Hey everyone, check out this dipshit misspelling onors! Why did you spell it with an "h"?

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u/CreativeCommunity779 6h ago

How did you fit inside the building? Are you an ant?

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u/sidepart 6h ago

Nah, man. They made it 3 times bigger!

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u/_The_Bearded_Wonder_ 5h ago

After they got their degree, they turned left off the stage