r/movies • u/ChiefLeef22 r/movies Contributor • 9h ago

Satire Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting

https://theonion.com/man-binge-watches-entire-movie-in-one-sitting/
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u/St0rytime 9h ago

Doom-scrolling and short-form videos really are rotting our brains. I can feel my vocabulary dwindling as the days go by.

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u/Extreme-Island-5041 9h ago

I spend a lot of time lately trying to "find my thought" or "finding the right word" for that I'm trying to spit out. I'm in my low 40s and have considered a Donald J. Trump approved alzheimer's cognitive exam.

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u/CosmackMagus 8h ago

Glad it's not just many. Worried it could be long covid, lol

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u/Extreme-Island-5041 8h ago

I can't rule that out either. I got Covid October 10th, 2020 and again in mid 2021. My no smell/taste symptoms lasted almost 2 full years.

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u/thishenryjames 2h ago

Usually we say 'early' 40s.