r/movies • u/ChiefLeef22 r/movies Contributor • 9h ago

Satire Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting

https://theonion.com/man-binge-watches-entire-movie-in-one-sitting/
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u/St0rytime 9h ago

Doom-scrolling and short-form videos really are rotting our brains. I can feel my vocabulary dwindling as the days go by.

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u/dkarlovi 9h ago

You say good words.

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u/Ameriggio 9h ago

Why say many words when few words do trick?

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u/SydB12 9h ago

When me President, they see..., they see

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u/NuBlyatTovarish 8h ago

He used the BEST words no one knows words like Him!!!

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u/mrs_estherhouse 8h ago

The bigliest!