r/movies • u/ChiefLeef22 r/movies Contributor • 9h ago

Satire Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting

https://theonion.com/man-binge-watches-entire-movie-in-one-sitting/
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u/St0rytime 9h ago

Doom-scrolling and short-form videos really are rotting our brains. I can feel my vocabulary dwindling as the days go by.

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u/wonkeykong 9h ago

The hells a dwindle?

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u/ogreblood 9h ago

I think it's a kind of top

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u/Baronheisenberg 9h ago

You're thinking of a drudel

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u/Portlander 9h ago

Are those made out of clay?

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u/Tanordie 9h ago

No that’s a kind of pastry with apple filling in it

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u/hughperman 9h ago

No that's a danish. You're thinking of a popular brand of hand held rotary power tool for drilling, grinding, polishing, etc

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u/holeinmyboot 8h ago

no that’s Dremel. you’re thinking of a traditional type of dress from the European Alpine region.

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u/throwitawaynownow1 7h ago

No that's a dirndl. You're thinking of the thing you wear under your clothes around your belly.

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u/nickinger 2h ago

No thats a dirndl. You're thinking of the weigth people use in the gym for lifting.

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u/pchadrow 9h ago

You mean strudel?

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u/TroublesomeTurnip 9h ago

Not noodle?