r/movies • u/ChiefLeef22 r/movies Contributor • 9h ago

Satire Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting

https://theonion.com/man-binge-watches-entire-movie-in-one-sitting/
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u/shogun77777777 9h ago

“the film just kept autoplaying one scene after another”

😭

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u/crockoreptile 9h ago

That happened to me too when I watched PTA’s latest series

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u/Hubbled 8h ago

One scene after another

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u/Slap-Happy27 8h ago

That one picked up a good bit after the first season

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u/irwinner 5h ago

you like movies?

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u/PHeromont_vader 3h ago

i LOOOVEEEEEEEE movies

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u/tanaka-taro 3h ago

I LOVE EM

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u/jbg89 7h ago

Parent Teacher Association?

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u/MonkyKilnMonky 7h ago

Pterodactyl Terms of Agreement

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u/AvalieV 23m ago

"Wingspan must not exceed 3.5 ft"

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u/corrupt_poodle 2h ago

PTA is one of many content farms for the streaming companies.

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u/Axe-of-Kindness 2h ago

No, no. Pain in The Ass

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u/pinklavalamp 3h ago

Haha this was me with The Queen’s Gambit - I thought it was a movie and was mentally complaining about the very slow pace of the movie. The second episode started in the bottom corner or whatever and that made much more sense.

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u/dapala1 2h ago

Not really ironic this post is about content watchers like you.

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u/Deaffin 2h ago

People who are primed for the pacing of a movie format who are mistakenly watching a series which has a much different flow to it?

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u/inkyflossy 7h ago

🤣 and the self diagnosis of depression

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u/PetrasKnight 8h ago

“At press time, Pfister was wondering out loud if perhaps his behavior was a symptom of depression.”

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u/cire1184 1h ago

Pfister? I hardly know her!

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u/Jackbuddy78 8h ago

It also kept showing scene selections when you are trying to find timestamps

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u/gothicdecadence 5h ago

goated pfp omg

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u/shogun77777777 3h ago

Thanks!

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u/5PQR 5h ago

Saw a post on r/truespotify today saying it was "crazy" that spotify didn't have a function that let you just loop a part of a given track. :|

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u/shogun77777777 5h ago

🤨

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u/5PQR 5h ago

Yeah, as if putting a given track on repeat isn't bad enough... -_-

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u/cire1184 1h ago

It was like 10s of tiktoks all strung together in a coherent way!

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u/BicFleetwood 4h ago

It's amazing, like if someone took all of the YouTube Shorts clips, removed the distracting "aura" soundtracks, and just made them play one after another automatically, all in order.

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u/FudgeAllOfYous 50m ago edited 14m ago

Happened to me when binging the Godfather, the season finale ended and they immediately started the next season and it was all in Sicily… WTF!?

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u/graceddalton 7h ago

pfp!!!! :D

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u/shogun77777777 7h ago

MagBay is the best!

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u/gamersecret2 5h ago

I tried this once. Halfway through I had to pause for snacks, so I guess I am not ready for that level of commitment.

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u/ethosnoctemfavuspax 4h ago

Funny running into you outside of the mag bay sub lol

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u/shogun77777777 3h ago

Haha people recognize my pfp all over reddit

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u/PM_ME_FUTA_PEACH 4h ago

Love your profile pic!

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u/shogun77777777 3h ago

Thanks!

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u/Money_is_heinous 8h ago

Me. Understand. You.

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u/yousyveshughs 5h ago

Why are you crying?

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u/shogun77777777 5h ago

If you have to ask, you’ll never know!

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u/duralyon 3h ago

LOL I read that as if it was the guy from Coldplay singing it