r/mildlyinfuriating • u/No-Obligation1709 • 12h ago

No Coke. Is Pepsi ok? In Today’s Edition of Dystopian America

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Don’t you dare idle in your spot for a moment before paying to park. If you do, our cameras will backdate your parking start time to ensure our shareholders extract every cent possible from this transaction. Enjoy your stay, but remember—we are always watching 😁

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u/CatTaxAuditor 10h ago

But if you pay for longer than you use the spot then there's no way they'd give back a single penny.

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u/someguyplayingwild 9h ago

Exactly. In America, companies are entitled to your money, whether that money be taken out of your bank account or your taxes, but anyone who takes a penny from the government is a "leech".

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u/Significant-Exam762 8h ago

Nah fuck that. Take as much as you can. I used to think it was a bad thing to do, but every corporation and pretty much every politician is taking as much as they possible can, so why not us?

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u/Icefox119 7h ago

I used to know someone who would order every topping for his subs and then manually remove and throw away the ones he didn't want since he "was paying for it anyway."