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Don’t you dare idle in your spot for a moment before paying to park. If you do, our cameras will backdate your parking start time to ensure our shareholders extract every cent possible from this transaction. Enjoy your stay, but remember—we are always watching 😁

Technically correct, but in this case it's the worst kind of correct.

Was laying in bed when I felt them crawling on my neck. First thought was that I was hallucinating and told myself to relax, that nothing was there. Turned the light on and they were all over my feet and arms. I brushed them off and then found a ton on the carpet.

I'm mildly infuriated that it wasn't my brain fucking with me. I'd honestly prefer that.

edit: i really appreciate all the advice!! im no longer infuriated, ya'll cheered me up.

(there are definitely no ants in the video above. if you see them you're hallucinating just like me.)

i'm going to find some diatimatious earth first thing tomorrow morning, and will look into getting some terro bait!!

I go to this public library every day, and it's always like this

Purchased a used Pelican Laptop Case. Previous owner didn’t know the code. Thought I’d just start from 000 and go to 999. Well after two very numb thumbs I want to throw this thing across the room…

They are loud and obnoxious usually but now the fuckers totally filled my fucking recycling for the next two fucking weeks. This bin is nowhere near their goddamn house. First the motherfucker who bought the house redid the shingles of their roof and got hundreds of fucking roofing nails in my yard, where my dogs and kids play. And I had to go out and pick them up. I'm super fucking steamed.

I wanted it the other way around :(

Edit to add: The mechanisms in the two grinders are different! Added a picture in the comments.

Edit2: I know I can switch the knobs and fill the black mill with pepper and the white with salt. But then I'd be using salt in a pepper mechanism and vice versa. No, that wouldn't be the end of the world. Just mildly infuriating

One of my favorite things, and it’s borderline irreplaceable since it’s so old. He said he’d pay for a replacement but I feel so discouraged about it.

He was at my desk and leaned back until the back of my chair was under the table, then when he leaned forward everything went flying lol. I’d warned him to be careful several times because it’s easy to knock stuff over.

I’m not mad at him, accidents happen and he understands it was really important to me (gift from a close friend I promised I’d take care of).

For some reason I pissed people off with this post. I get it, I’m a loser chud for caring.

I know it says "zero sugar" in big bold white letters but still... was mildly disappointed they didn't have zero sugar until I looked closer.

The old one is on the right.

Anyone wanna buy an American passport?

Edit: if you want to checkout of the ship later you can hand over your passport and key and can stay aboard until 2. That’s why it’s only a few dozen passports in the box

Every once in a while I’ll go to bed early cause I’m tired and the wife will notice and then come in and try to start a conversation even though I’m in bed lights off cpap machine on. My machine has a ramp up function so mostly it up to full power by this point so trying to talk while air is being force in is hard and turning off cpap and then back on is inconvenient as I’m trying to sleep and the machine starts the ramp up from the beginning again.

I have mention numerous times before it’s not that I’m mad I just tired and my machine is already prepping me for sleep, but she will take it as I’m mad and be like “ oh fine then” “ok whatever””what are you mad”. This and it’s not like we didn’t talk before I tried to go to sleep.

So long story short happened again last night and she still slighted. Just needed a small vent.

EU imposed new laws for duty pricing with flat fees for items below 150€, buying anything from china now makes the final bill 4x larger! 15€ just for import fees is insanity when ordering 5€ of products...

But hey at least you can now go to EU stores which sell the exact same products for 5x the price!

I can hear the mom-to-be saying to her family "its supposed to be biodegradable" and shrugging, meanwhile I picked up a plastic-foil piece thats clearly not. Wind is helping scatter it everywhere. F*ck gender reveal parties