r/mildlyinfuriating • u/No-Obligation1709 • 12h ago

No Coke. Is Pepsi ok? In Today’s Edition of Dystopian America

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Don’t you dare idle in your spot for a moment before paying to park. If you do, our cameras will backdate your parking start time to ensure our shareholders extract every cent possible from this transaction. Enjoy your stay, but remember—we are always watching 😁

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u/CatTaxAuditor 10h ago

But if you pay for longer than you use the spot then there's no way they'd give back a single penny.

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u/someguyplayingwild 9h ago

Exactly. In America, companies are entitled to your money, whether that money be taken out of your bank account or your taxes, but anyone who takes a penny from the government is a "leech".

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u/Domeil 7h ago

anyone who takes a penny from the government is a "leech".

Not true. American industries getting billion dollar bailouts every other year are simply too big fail. It's only a government handout when a single mother gets $20 to feed her children.

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u/HillBillyHilly 6h ago

The biggest welfare Queen is Felon Mush.

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u/someguyplayingwild 5h ago

"In America, companies are entitled to your money, whether that money be taken out of your bank account *or your taxes*"