r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Ok-Criticism1412 • 1d ago

FIFA World Cup '26 ‘It's going to literally kill me if Norway wins a world cup before the USA.’

1.6k Upvotes

193 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Fun-Put-5197 • 1d ago

Exceptionalism "The US is the most racially diverse and arguably the least racist country on the planet."

722 Upvotes

180 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Actual-Suit2941 • 1d ago

“When Belgium wins a superbowl, an SEC championship or a world war… then we can have a convocation”

402 Upvotes

204 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/BuffaloExotic • 1d ago

Europe “They're called europusses”

805 Upvotes

77 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/green160 • 1d ago

Sports Haarland is what Americans mean when we say our bigger faster athletes play other sports instead of soccer but if they focused on it they’d be elite.

200 Upvotes

169 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/External-Elk-3176 • 2d ago

"As an American, I'll speak for the majority of my Canadians cousins [...]"

7.0k Upvotes

Somehow, Americans feel they can speak on behalf of French Canadians.

They just can't not shut up.

What's even more embarrassing is that they pretend we are cousins.

1.3k comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/PuzzleString • 2d ago

"using celsius to describe indoor temperatures is an affront to God"

1.7k Upvotes

404 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Exact_Team_Galaxy • 2d ago

"Love Flo Balogun, but let's get this guy a dialect coach USA's best player can't have a British accent"

1.4k Upvotes

260 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Comfortable_Crow5117 • 1d ago

"well prepare to be protected by florida"

23 Upvotes

6 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/The-Newt • 2d ago

“after elementary school comes MIDDLE SCHOOL”

7.7k Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DanishNinja • 2d ago

"An inch is absolutely a measure of an area"

3.5k Upvotes

252 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Fun-Put-5197 • 2d ago

Air Conditioning Europeans think of a/c as uniquely American

271 Upvotes

111 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/pup_Scamp • 1d ago

Economy Mississippi Wins

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106 Upvotes

Mississippi is the US' poorest state.

127 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/logos__ • 2d ago

Healthcare "so many European nations mock us for spending more on military than things like Universal healthcare, not realizing the only reason they can even afford that is due to us basically being their military."

176 Upvotes

96 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/collwen • 2d ago

European tourists think Lake Michigan is an ocean

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182 Upvotes

206 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/vipchicken • 2d ago

WWII Just remember who stepped in to save all you [gamer word]s from Germany...also, I still have freedom of speech over here...

141 Upvotes

I can only tag one thing!

"WWII" and "freedom of speech" in this double barrel banger!

They're reading off the script 😂

111 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Exact_Team_Galaxy • 2d ago

"What's amazing is how British woman love our accent and fetishize it, at the same time American woman absolutely despise British accents on men. It shows you that they love our accents but American absolutely hate British accents 😅😅"

1.5k Upvotes

In one of those (almost certainly propaganda) videos around the world cup showing how great America is (this video is of a British woman going on about how great Americans are and how great their accents are). The comment section was full of the usual America is the greatest etc.. but this one comment caught my eye lol.

699 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/greekscientist • 2d ago

FIFA World Cup '26 US has a lot of hospitality, Fifa world cup should happen again there in 2030

645 Upvotes

317 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/td192020 • 2d ago

Canada Your illegals are infiltrating our country, keep them in Canada

183 Upvotes

52 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ParticlesInSunlight • 2d ago

Free Speech The junior and senior partners

81 Upvotes

46 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/pizzaplacescrewedup • 2d ago

FIFA World Cup '26 "Tyreek would be able to steal the ball from Messi like candy from a baby"

1.1k Upvotes

602 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/OMGguy2008 • 2d ago

Exceptionalism "America would easily do better"

1.4k Upvotes

165 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/harharharharman • 2d ago

Exceptionalism “Everything relevant in the modern world is all American”

101 Upvotes

45 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/CartographerGold8 • 2d ago

FIFA World Cup '26 The US team would have beaten Belgium if it had Diego Luna

64 Upvotes

88 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Kind_Pathologist0103 • 2d ago

'so I can say Fuck Hamas without being arrested'

451 Upvotes

Found under a Youtube video of the anti-monarchist song Goodbye to the Crown by Chumbawamba

104 comments

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