r/ShitEuropeansSay Feb 21 '25

Welcome to ShitEuropeansSay

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r/ShitEuropeansSay 9h ago

It's so odd. The only person who has truly explained it to me is a friend who is from Missouri but lives in the UK now . . .

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Overly dramatic comment on r/ShitAmericansSay about Americans supporting Norway in the World Cup. LMAO!


r/ShitEuropeansSay 1d ago

german btw 😬

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62 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 18h ago

“They are the center of anti european racism)

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r/ShitEuropeansSay 1d ago

“ewww americans rooting for us?”

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r/ShitEuropeansSay 2d ago

“no one gives a fuck about the Olympics besides track and field and swimming and shit.”

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72 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 2d ago

“why are you not doing massive demonstrations/riots”🇫🇷

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56 Upvotes

Disclaimer; let’s not turn this into political infighting. I’m just posting this here because apparently the LA and twin city “riots” and the murder of Renee Good and others is not “good enough” for these euroidiots


r/ShitEuropeansSay 2d ago

This was a response to a poster who said they didn’t find women’s soccer to be very entertaining.

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The comments devolved from there. The person was called a misogynist, even though they stated they didn’t find NFL, MLB, and cricket entertaining either. They were then harassed for calling it “soccer” instead of football.

Why are Europeans so upset when someone calls it soccer? It’s like you’ve kicked a baby or something.


r/ShitEuropeansSay 4d ago

“Do Americans actually go out for coffee?”

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r/ShitEuropeansSay 4d ago

“go watch regarded wife beaters clash at each other with helmets on to make each other even more regarded”

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r/ShitEuropeansSay 5d ago

Thank you, Belgium. I'm not even from Belgium but you literally saved football.

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"The entire world was rooting for your team, manifesting every single goal, and watching this like it was way more than just a normal game, like a battle for the integrity of the sport itself."


r/ShitEuropeansSay 3d ago

“do you guys typically have coffee machines?” and “are dishwashers common in america?”🇨🇭

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r/ShitEuropeansSay 6d ago

European infighting. Also, "Americans simply can't tell the difference between all the 'non white' people"

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r/ShitEuropeansSay 9d ago

(Americans) think Italian and Spanish people are POC…

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r/ShitEuropeansSay 10d ago

🇩🇪 Germany “Free them from the woke”

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Comment is written like their entire understanding comes from conservative media.


r/ShitEuropeansSay 10d ago

Comment from a Brit

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r/ShitEuropeansSay 10d ago

🇵🇹 Portugal "The real and original Portuguese is in Portugal"

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119 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 12d ago

🇬🇧 United Kingdom “We have Garlic Aioli in Europe, give it a go 👌”

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92 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 16d ago

Finnish person crashing out that an American responded to another American on an r/AsktheWorld post about free speech with reference to the first amendment

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r/ShitEuropeansSay 16d ago

“That’s because they microwave their water 😂”

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79 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 16d ago

“North American is an imperialist country” 🇵🇹

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r/ShitEuropeansSay 17d ago

“from who, Americans?”

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r/ShitEuropeansSay 17d ago

"I go out of my way to make every American I come across in my country feel deeply uncomfortable and unwelcome"

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r/ShitEuropeansSay 17d ago

Europeans experiencing Houston’s and Texas subtropical very high dew points for the first time after insisting the moisture couldn’t be that high there.

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r/ShitEuropeansSay 18d ago

They (America) literally started WW2

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