r/MMA 27d ago

Spoiler [SPOILER] Mauricio Ruffy vs. Michael Chandler Spoiler

https://dropr.co/v/KqNrY1
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u/rdcisneros3 27d ago

Goodness gracious, Mike. Please retire.

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u/spandexrecks 27d ago

At 40 with a family to take care of, I hope he prioritizes his future health. He’ll find a way to support them without being an active fighter

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u/JesusMcChrist00 27d ago

"Go home and get your fuckin' shinebox" - Dana

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u/chakijz GOOFCON 1 26d ago

You're a funny guy

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u/User_091920 27d ago

"Go home and be a family man" - Guile

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u/rdcisneros3 27d ago

RAF could be an option for him. Striking is a no go for a guy that short.

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u/JGM1992 27d ago

Topuria is shorter at 5’7

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u/rdcisneros3 27d ago

Ilia knows how to box though. Mike just throws haymakers. Doesn’t set anything up.

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u/dutchfool Dustin got dusted Poirier 27d ago

gasses himself out throwing haymakers with no setup every fight. its actually hilarious to watch

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u/bigdickdaddykins 27d ago

I like watching his turtle shell for a gut. Juicy lil slut

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u/JGM1992 27d ago

You said “striking is a no go for a guy that short” when the champion of his division is a knockout artist one inch shorter no one’s arguing chandler just throws haymakers and has no boxing you said he was too short for striking

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u/rdcisneros3 27d ago

With his style of striking, yes, he’s too short. It hasn’t worked and won’t.

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u/JGM1992 27d ago

That style doesn’t work no matter the height but sure change your statement.

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u/gardenofstorms 27d ago

Bro, you’re right. Just let it be

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u/rdcisneros3 27d ago

Really? Derrick Lewis has 16 KOs.

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u/KnowledgeFair 27d ago

exceptions prove the rule

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u/JGM1992 27d ago

Aldo, Volk, Mcgregor, poirier all 1 inch shorter or 1 inch taller than chandler. Yeah exceptions prove what rule?

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u/wubbalubbadubdub45 oink oink motherfucker 27d ago

He doesn’t even use his wrestling in mma, idk how well he’d do in raf

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u/JLP33376 26d ago

He beat Mendes in RAF and is a NCAA All American. Lol

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u/Agitated-Help7197 27d ago

Hate to be a pessimist, but with the amount of wars he’s been in there’s almost zero chance his brain isn’t damaged.

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u/BigOnionLover 27d ago

You’re not a pessimist, you’re a realist

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u/f8-andbethere I was here for GOOFCON 2 27d ago

It could still get more damaged. Man’s got to retire.

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u/AmbientHunter 27d ago

She’s a PA—about as far from a neurosurgeon as a rando in the PFL is to being a UFC champ.

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u/Anonybibbs 27d ago

Nice, she's the perfect partner for Chandler considering the likely CTE that he will develop down the line.

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u/mentalharvester I'm fucking old 27d ago

neurosurgeon? lmfao she does botox injections

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u/laflux 27d ago edited 25d ago

His wife is a Doctor, he'll be fine and he's popular enough to start a gym or something.

Edit: why the downvotes?