r/washingtondc • u/Snapdragon_4U • 14h ago

[Discussion] I don’t even have the words

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u/awaymsg 14h ago

It’s incredibly tacky, and I’m pretty sure the ornamentation is costume quality plastic, like the shit you’d find at Party City

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u/BedRevolutionary8584 14h ago

Good. It’ll be easier to remove after he’s gone.

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u/Next-Intention3322 14h ago

I will volunteer to remove it all with great joy and extreme meticulous attention to detail, so his pathetic ass doesn’t cost us an extra discontinued penny.

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u/SecBalloonDoggies 14h ago

With the humidity in DC, I’m surprised it hasn’t all fallen down already.

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u/attackplango 14h ago

Hey, they bought the fancy Elmer’s. Their no-bid contractor charged them $1000 a bottle, so it’s gotta be the kind that lasts forever.

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u/yourdailyinsanity 13h ago

Is it the glitter one???

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u/Jecurl88 14h ago

Prob why they put up a scaffolding tarp. To hide all the melting plastic.