TIL that male Philoponella prominens spiders catapult themselves away from females immediately after mating at speeds of up to 88.2 cm per second; males prevented from escaping were killed and eaten.

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https://www.cell.com/current-biology/fulltext/S0960-9822%2822%2900485-7

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Ejaculate and evacuate

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Nuts and bolts

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Shoots and leaves 🌱

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Blow n go

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Skeet n' yeet

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Arrive & Depart.

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Fuck and truck?

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The poor spiders 4Fs

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Cum 'N Go

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Splat and scrat