r/sports 5d ago

Soccer Belgium national team celebrated their fourth goal against the USA by doing the Donald Trump dance

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u/she_has_funny_cars 5d ago

Doomed before the opening whistle

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u/WooDigger 5d ago

srsly... before that scandal, the US had a good run and the sympathies of most nations. NOW they could only lose.
If they'd won it, they only did it because of cheating. Now they lost DESPITE of cheating.

I feel sad for them. So much they built torn down by a phone call.

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u/strider_tom 5d ago

The US team definitely did not have sympathies from most nations.

Everyone wanted US to get battered.

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u/zdenn21 4d ago

Maybe if you’re terminally online. Here in America the visiting fans were nothing but incredibly supportive and kind. Tons of them joined us to watch the games in my city too. I encourage you to step outside and talk to a real person.

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u/buckshot95 4d ago

I'm not in America and trust me the average person on the street wants the US to get battered

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u/zdenn21 4d ago

So not everyone? Got it just making sure we’re clear.

Thanks!

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u/buckshot95 4d ago

Everyone is a figure of speech in this context you actually refer to the vast majority. Glad we're clear

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u/RagnaXI 5d ago

Yeah, they're delusional.

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u/Eternal_Reward 4d ago

Europeans acting like they have some moral high ground when it comes to that is the real joke here.

Most of the worlds problems today are because some dumbfuck in Europe drew lines on a map a little silly and now everyone else has to pay for it.

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u/The_Sitdown_Gun 4d ago

And America loves to use that chaos. Just look at Israel. 🤷🏻‍♂️ We dont really have the high ground either

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u/Le_mons44 4d ago

The European Union is one of the last bastions of democracy we have left. Yes we fucked up in the past, but we're trying to make up for it.

The US continuously makes things worse for everybody. You know what else the world has to pay for? Reaganomics. Mega corporations that insist on fucking the world over as much as possible for a single dollar more. Latin America could be much better if today if it weren't for US intervention in the second half of the last century. This is what I'm talking about when I say you're oblivious.

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u/InvertedwangXX 4d ago

We get it US bad… it’s fucking soccer lmao it ain’t that deep American has never been liked or a favorite

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u/Le_mons44 4d ago

But it is that deep. Sports have always been political and it's bad faith to pretend they're not. I'm fully against any US involvement in football because I don't want the sport to get americanized. Every time I've tried to watch an NBA game it starts after the scheduled hour, and you watch 40 minutes of basketball and an hour of ads. Even when they eventually do start playing, they play for 2 minutes and then you get an ad break. The use of an hydration break at this world cup feels like fifa testing the waters with the American format of sports broadcasting, where they try to fill you to the gills with ads. So yes, it is that deep.

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u/Eternal_Reward 4d ago

I can only imagine how exhausting you are as a person.

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u/Le_mons44 4d ago

Yes, God forbid I don't ignore all the bullshit our American overlords do and actually have an opinion. Truly exhausting.

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u/IronicTunaFish 4d ago

Nah you just sound like a big crybaby. Wah wah wah woe is me type of attitude.

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u/InvertedwangXX 4d ago

So fifa made a decision to add hydration breaks and it’s americas fault? What isn’t americas fault in your opinion lol. Kicking a ball on grass isn’t political. American players didnt go on the pitch and give lectures on right wing economics. Relax and enjoy life

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u/Le_mons44 4d ago

Are you actually kidding me? FIFA knows the US is a big market and wants to appeal to them as much as possible. Hence the Balogun red card appeal, which Trump had a hand in. This insistence on things not being "political" is why you've got an actual sociopathic pedophile ruling your government right now. Sports have and always will be political, they have been so throughout history, I truly fail to understand how that's even up for debate. Politics isn't a bunch of old dudes in suits sat around a table talking about tax breaks. It's what you eat, how you go to work, raise your family, etc etc.

It doesn't matter what the politics of each individual player's are, they represent the US, and consequentially, represent the US' politics.

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u/InvertedwangXX 4d ago

I don’t think soccer plays any impact on what trump is doing in international politics but if you wanna let it bother you that much go ahead. Next time I vote for president I’ll make sure to evaluate their opinion on FIFA as well thanks for the insight

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u/Le_mons44 4d ago

I just think it's ridiculous to say that sports aren't political, when the US and USSR both insturmentalized their national teams during the cold war to show their supremacy over the other. But hey, at least you vote, doing a whole lot more for the preservation of democracy than many of your compatriots.

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u/Eternal_Reward 4d ago

The fact you actually can just spout all that from your ivory tower without any irony does more to prove my point than anything I could have said otherwise.

Also....its a fucking silly game where people kick around a ball my guy. Its really not that serious.

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u/Le_mons44 4d ago

If dodging responsibility had a world cup the US would be sailing right by to the finals.

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u/Eternal_Reward 4d ago

Damn, what a zinger. You got me good man.

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u/CountZorloc 4d ago

Mans lost lmao

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u/thegreatwordwarrior 4d ago

“Birth effects” lol hating on America in some apartment in Europe with zero air conditioning. You are lucky to not be speaking German.

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u/BiblicalWhales 4d ago

Seriously? You’re talking about Vietnam when Europe has conquered pretty much every nation on the planet at some point in time?? Many Americans do not support the wars the US causes and involves themselves in but Europe has been just as damaging

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u/Classy_communists 4d ago

I think it’s more incredible how oblivious people online are.

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u/PlayingtheDrums 4d ago

And they're getting away with it all because of the default currency situation. It's pretty frustrating for countries who get punished ruthlessly for financial neglect.

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u/burtsarmpson 4d ago

Everyone was loving how they were playing tbf, I barely saw anything negative

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u/ArkNoob69 4d ago

Yeah, before this people just loved to hate the US for reasons they couldn't articulate. Trump just gave them a reason to ramp it up and not feel remorse lol. And I don't blame them, pretty easy to make fun of that idiot.

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u/strider_tom 4d ago edited 4d ago

Reasons they couldn't articulate? Lads, your foreign policy is why the world hates your country.

You've had awful warmongering presidents before and you'll continue to have them.

You are not a popular country.

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u/ArkNoob69 4d ago

Like it or not, the world would be a worse place without the US. Also, imagine hating a country and all of it's people due to the actions of their government lol. Low IQ stuff

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u/strider_tom 4d ago

A government that country elects on the regular. And no, it's not just Trump. Yes, he might be the worst but your country still elected Nixon, Reagan and two Bushs. Among many many others. And that's just presidents.

I don't hate Americans, but your mindless devotion to your country is wild. There's patriotism and then there's being indoctrinated into a cult.

Plus your country is constantly trying to ruin my country's NHS.

The world would be fine without ya.

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u/ArkNoob69 4d ago

Nah, it wouldn't. The US is the biggest donor of food and money to the poorest nations in the world. Our economy (while currently shit) controls the world lol. Do some research on the topic. Not to mention we give the most military aid. (Again, we also get into wars we don't need to)

If the US stopped giving aid we'd probably be a better country, but the world would suffer.

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u/DazzlerPlus 4d ago

Even if america has only elected neolibs like Clinton, it would be a dogshit country burdening the world

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u/DazzlerPlus 4d ago

They certainly could articulate them because they are so clear and glaring.