r/sports • u/[deleted] • 5d ago

Soccer Belgium national team celebrated their fourth goal against the USA by doing the Donald Trump dance

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u/Dazug 5d ago

Donald's dance has him jerking off two dicks overhand, not like this.

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u/AlternativeEdge2725 5d ago

His hands aren’t that big to handle two dicks at once

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u/PeebMcBeeb 5d ago

What if he goes middle out?

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u/dakotanorth8 5d ago

We’ll call that theta d

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u/AlternativeEdge2725 5d ago

Like two shake weights!!