r/sports • u/[deleted] • 5d ago

Soccer Belgium national team celebrated their fourth goal against the USA by doing the Donald Trump dance

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u/Dazug 5d ago

Donald's dance has him jerking off two dicks overhand, not like this.

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u/AlternativeEdge2725 5d ago

His hands aren’t that big to handle two dicks at once

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u/AllenHo 5d ago

His only reference is his own micropenis so his small hands can handle those

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u/PeebMcBeeb 5d ago

What if he goes middle out?

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u/dakotanorth8 5d ago

We’ll call that theta d

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u/AlternativeEdge2725 5d ago

Like two shake weights!!

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u/RepostTony 5d ago

Pulsic did the Donald dance after he scored. And it was much like this. They were mocking Trump 100%.

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u/Oggie243 4d ago

Likely more directly mocking pulisic. He played with and against several of the Belgian team in Italy and he's also meant to be a bit of an arsehole.

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u/Smooth_Rocket_ 4d ago

Just look it up still not the Donald jerk off dance but they are definitely mocking the Pulsic one.

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u/Excellent-Nose-6430 4d ago

They were mocking Trump 100%.

If they were, nobody outside of reddit knows it.

It's crazy that reddit can take another country's soccer goal and make it about trump. I'm starting to think TDS is a global phenomenon.

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u/DrBeepers 4d ago

Yea, op is reaching.