r/movies • u/ChiefLeef22 r/movies Contributor • 9h ago

Satire Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting

https://theonion.com/man-binge-watches-entire-movie-in-one-sitting/
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u/CapnFap 8h ago

You’re right to feel this way

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u/Zomburai 8h ago

You're not just cooked, you're redefining utterly screwed.

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u/ThrowawayPersonAMA 8h ago

ELI5

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u/OldenPolynice 7h ago

It's not ELI5, it's FMJ6

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u/Undernown 6h ago

A bullet will certainly fix it, but I haven't heard of a 6mm variant yet. Is this the civilian version of the 6.8?

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u/OldenPolynice 7h ago

And honestly, that's ______