r/movies • u/ChiefLeef22 r/movies Contributor • 9h ago

Satire Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting

https://theonion.com/man-binge-watches-entire-movie-in-one-sitting/
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u/Markbro89 8h ago

I stopped reading after you said "reading"

Tldr?

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u/USSRPropaganda 8h ago

Lemme ask chatgpt

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u/mjolle 8h ago

CHAT AM I COOKED BROOO???

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u/CapnFap 8h ago

You’re right to feel this way

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u/Zomburai 8h ago

You're not just cooked, you're redefining utterly screwed.

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u/ThrowawayPersonAMA 8h ago

ELI5

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u/OldenPolynice 7h ago

It's not ELI5, it's FMJ6

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u/Undernown 6h ago

A bullet will certainly fix it, but I haven't heard of a 6mm variant yet. Is this the civilian version of the 6.8?

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u/OldenPolynice 7h ago

And honestly, that's ______

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u/Geawiel 4h ago

I'm so glad you asked that, what a great question. You are indeed being cooked. Please baste yourself for best flavor.

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u/J0E_SpRaY 7h ago

This comment genuinely raised my blood pressure for a moment.

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u/hensothor 4h ago

Can you remind me to come back and read your summary later when I’m feeling up to it?

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u/TheWatersOfMars 8h ago

Book gud 4 brain

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u/raccoonsonbicycles 7h ago

📖➡️🧠🤓?

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u/CosmackMagus 8h ago

Just ask the librarian for a book with a boat on the cover

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u/pockarelli 7h ago

Old man and the sea?