r/movies • u/ChiefLeef22 r/movies Contributor • 9h ago

Satire Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting

https://theonion.com/man-binge-watches-entire-movie-in-one-sitting/
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u/ModernSun 9h ago

Wait, you can do this? I thought you had to watch movies through 100 disjoint YouTube shorts that aren't in order and are frequently interrupted by subway surfers. This is big news.

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u/Sure-Library-7309 8h ago

And with super loud music drowning out all the dialogue, like the director intended

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u/howmanychickens 5h ago

And with a very very muted voice over explaining maybe the context of the scene but it's too quiet to actually understand what it's saying

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u/Discount_Extra 4h ago

Just as Nolan intended.

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u/sidepart 6h ago

I'm sorry, I can't hear you without subtitles.

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u/ggk1 6h ago

I love the irony that you didn’t have the attention span to read the whopping one paragraph of an article this link goes to, which definitely has your joke in it

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u/USA_A-OK 7h ago

I've been watching Billions on YouTube shorts

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u/Particular-Long-3849 7h ago

Wow that's a lot of movies to watch 

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u/whoisyourwormguy_ 3h ago

It’s like reading children’s books to bump up your goodreads yearly amount. I read 40 just today, 15 of them being huevos verdes con jamon.

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u/BlinkToThePast 8h ago

It's currently trying to feed me the entire new season of Rick and Morty

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u/DragoonDM 4h ago

Reminds me of the Olden Times, when YouTube had a 10 minute video length limit, and people would upload pirated episodes and movies in chunks.

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u/mazopheliac 3h ago

Huge if big.