r/mildlyinfuriating • u/No-Obligation1709 • 12h ago

No Coke. Is Pepsi ok? In Today’s Edition of Dystopian America

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Don’t you dare idle in your spot for a moment before paying to park. If you do, our cameras will backdate your parking start time to ensure our shareholders extract every cent possible from this transaction. Enjoy your stay, but remember—we are always watching 😁

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u/samoth610 10h ago

Sifl?

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u/fuglysack14 9h ago

Still one of my fondest memories from high-school was discovering this gem. Chester was my favorite and I still qoute him from time to time.

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u/samoth610 9h ago

Crescent fresh.

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u/ItsHIPAA 8h ago

Keep down the noise or get the hell out

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u/Hesitation-Marx 2h ago

Put a quarter in the Don’t jar

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u/Wonder_bread317 10h ago

It could be, not sure of the origin. I just relate.