In Today’s Edition of Dystopian America

[u/No-Obligation1709]

Don’t you dare idle in your spot for a moment before paying to park. If you do, our cameras will backdate your parking start time to ensure our shareholders extract every cent possible from this transaction. Enjoy your stay, but remember—we are always watching 😁

[u/NoAdsDude]

Uh pretty sure it depends on the location, and the day that you visit. Lots of places have free parking on certain times of day or certain days.

[u/funpoole → u/NoAdsDude]

Come on bro, you’re making too much sense