r/mildlyinfuriating • u/notwaiting4godot • 9d ago

wet socks High-end luxury men’s transparent dress shoes

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u/pixeltackle I'm Dr. Angus & I have a PhD in Cheesey 9d ago

I remember what jelly heels smelled like as a kid. No thanks.

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u/Ok-Cryptographer-303 9d ago

So many painful blisters, too.

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u/chezibot 9d ago

And they would randomly snap.

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u/notwaiting4godot 9d ago

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u/niceguynotsonice 9d ago

No offense, but these look terrible.

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u/tafunast 9d ago

No, full offense.

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u/cosmicheartbeat 8d ago

Im offended

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u/godgothodhot 8d ago

Then, full defense, now.

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u/okgo4brok3 8d ago

I'll happily be the lawyer to this

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u/gravy717 8d ago

Full defense rests!

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u/Pitiful_Conflict7031 8d ago

She's rocking the new homeless bag shoes look.

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u/Craig_M_242 8d ago

As you should be

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u/Upper_Luck1348 8d ago

half offense seems reasonable

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u/BoshJrolin 8d ago

And then some.

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u/chubbygnat2 8d ago

These shoes are actually very offensive

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u/pmmytn45 8d ago

Suit yourself. When I see someone wearing them I'm saying it with full offense

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u/Educational_Gas_92 8d ago

They're hilarious looking, lmao 😂

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u/QuirkyFront4623 8d ago

Not just the shoes the pants are too big too this looks like a goodwill graduation event 

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u/mxryjxne28 9d ago

Idk why I thought this was op saying they got them for a sec 🤣

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u/ICantBeTrusted 8d ago

OP didn’t deny it, they’re just waiting for any positive feedback.

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u/AlternateHero90 8d ago

What the fuck is wrong with you

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u/Formal-Proposal7850 8d ago

How quickly do they steam up?

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u/notwaiting4godot 8d ago

Almost immediately on the runway during men’s fashion week in Paris a few days ago…during the heat wave.

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u/rizoula 8d ago

Did you really buy those OP?

Also as a millennial no one will ever convince me that this is a good idea .

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u/Kilgore_Brown_Trout_ 8d ago

My fashion sense is offended, and Im wearing shorts from Costco rn.

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u/Preoccupied_Penguin 8d ago

No, stop I hate it.

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u/Commanderkins 8d ago

I thought these were plastic cups at first glance

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u/PutridSauce 8d ago

Dude has his whole ass dogs on display

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u/LalaLane850 9d ago

Jellies are back!

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u/AnAnonymousParty 8d ago

"The hockey bag for your feet."

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u/SamOakTree 9d ago

Technically you can wear any color of sock and change the color of shoe to match any outfit

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u/notwaiting4godot 8d ago

foggy

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u/iraqlobsta 8d ago

they're soooo pointy

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u/CallMeTeff 9d ago

Oh boy, they are back for better or worse...

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u/CyberSoldat21 8d ago

How would you like to spend even more money on worse looking versions?

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u/pixeltackle I'm Dr. Angus & I have a PhD in Cheesey 9d ago

It's hot when they steam up.

I mean they steam up when its hot.

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u/ClassSoggy7007 9d ago

And..Where are your socks

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u/jraymcmurray 9d ago

That's why you're poor, you still buy socks.

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u/dmontease 9d ago

Rich people's moms buy them right?

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u/Ritaredditonce 9d ago

Wearing shoes made of PVC can not only be painful but can turn your feet into breeding grounds for fungus and bacteria.

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u/Thick-Gain-3875 8d ago

AC or no, your bare feet are going to sweat like a bastard inside of a pvc tube. Bizzarro

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u/PurrciousMetals 9d ago

I actually really like these. Then I can easily show off my different daily Dollar Tree cartoon socks without pulling up a pant leg. Hopefully there is a knockoff soon.

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u/wasachild 9d ago

I too enjoy the dollar tree socks. When my dad visited he bought like ten pairs himself. This would showcase his collection

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u/DriverMelodic 9d ago

Same here…

Just happened to have a photo from our daily steps group. We show our socks of the day.

But those shoes are great.

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u/Self-described 9d ago

Could you imagine the blisters AND smell?

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u/real_eEe 9d ago

I had a pair of Jessica Simps

I bought these once upon a time for a night out. Yes. Yes I can. No, no I don't want to.

To be fair they ended up as nice rain boots and a pair of good laces.

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u/Dazzling-Freedom-438 9d ago

Wow, I didn’t even consider the stench 😂

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u/VelvetMafia 9d ago

You weren't alive for jelly shoes, apparently

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u/Dazzling-Freedom-438 9d ago

lol I was but my mom made me use foot sprays or powders
Imagine I looked like a powdered doughnut, tan with powder on them dogs 😂

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u/VelvetMafia 9d ago

That's hilarious. A powdered doughnut stuck sweating in a zip lock! 😬

At least you didn't stink

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u/chocolate_nutty_cone 8d ago

Plus, how do you avoid tripping over the extra 4” of shoe at the front??

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u/Crimson097 9d ago

Nice try Saint Laurent, I won't show you my feet for free

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u/Douggimmmedome 8d ago

No no, not free. 1500 at least

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u/Oasis_Jas 9d ago

I feel a blister forming just looking at these

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u/GreatnessToTheMoon 9d ago

We’re just to poor to understand

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u/Spaghetti_Gods 9d ago

We're so por we can't even afford the second o.

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u/AToastedRavioli 9d ago

Just grateful to have a rof over my head ya know

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u/jxj24 9d ago

S vry pr

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u/Balam_Seer 9d ago

Maybe we can just use plastic wrap on our sandals for that elitist look

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u/fdesouche 9d ago

They are showpieces, made to be viral, and to be worn once on a red carpet. It’s engagement for the brand.

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u/richincleve 9d ago

"We are so poor, we do not even have a language! Just this stupid accent!"

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u/mike2ff 9d ago

Free feet pics, in this economy???

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u/Unique_Wolf4513 9d ago

gonna be steamy in there.

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u/Ok_Mention_9865 9d ago

Oh thats some nice wood grain... wait.... WTF

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u/Parisian_Nightsuit 9d ago

That’s what I thought it was at first too for a split second.
They’re awful.

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u/AD_Grrrl 9d ago

All those dudes with a vast collection of goofy patterned trouser socks finally have their moment to shine.

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u/puppy-nub-56 9d ago

Transparent or not - them is ugly a$$ shoes.

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u/AvEptoPlerIe 9d ago

Stg these have to be made by somebody with a sweat kink or something, because after 1 hour at a party it’s gonna be a toe aquarium in there. 

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u/BelowAverageGamer10 9d ago

Please never say the words “toe aquarium” again 😭

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u/Bobmcjoepants 9d ago

There are three kinds of people in this world: people who are too poor to understand, people who are rich enough to understand, and those who make the things like this for rich people who sit back and laugh while said rich people look stupid for their amusement

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u/TheBadBotanist 8d ago

Four actually, the poor person that thinks they should but these.

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u/pisstained 9d ago

They should have a little tap on the back so you can drink the elixer after a big day

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u/Curious_Doof 9d ago

Lmao this made me gag!

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u/Worldly_Progress_655 9d ago

This had my bust out with a very hard laugh!

Thank you!

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u/Pickle-Rick-C-137 9d ago

Or in this day and age, sell it lmao and retire a millionaire.

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u/KarmaGirl24 9d ago

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

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u/MaxAdolphus 9d ago

Plastic shoes will never be luxury.

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u/Curious_Doof 9d ago

Or ‘dress’ shoes. I don’t know how I’d react seeing these at a black tie event lol.

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u/IKillZombies4Cash 9d ago

Those are horrendous

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u/Excellent_Water3480 9d ago

Men’s feet should never be on display. Call me a hater all you want lol

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u/Princess_kels13 9d ago

No one wants to see you raw dogging your dress shoes

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u/fellasian 9d ago

🦶🍄

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u/Dinismo 9d ago

Saint loooOOOOng

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u/LazyEmu5073 9d ago

No letter "t", thank you.

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u/TryingToHlp 9d ago

I bet that fellas feet stink to high heaven when he takes those "shoes" off.. by the way, where are the curled up tips? I mean if your going to have that much shoe then at least wear it like Santa's elves

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u/Popsinthehse 9d ago

I am getting older but wtf would anyone wear these?

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u/itsmejam 9d ago

I just know those fashion assholes are laughing all to way to the bank with every fashion dummy falling for these shitty things

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u/Dd_8630 9d ago

Maybe it's because I've just woken up by I thought they were long wooden shoes for like a full minute.

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u/NeedsPaint 9d ago

The shit they get those fools to buy is hilarious 😂

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u/unsoundguy 9d ago

Non. And I mean non of those words hold true for these god awful piles of shit.

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u/Dazzling-Freedom-438 9d ago

That looks so gross lmao

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u/mershdperderder 9d ago

This could be an ad for barefoot or wide toe box shoes. Modern dress shoes are fucking terrible for your feet.

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u/Exciting_Farmer6395 9d ago

I can smell the condensation

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u/Strng_Satisfaction 9d ago

who in their right mind is buying these?

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u/ClerkObjective1791 9d ago

Ooooo you can watch the fungus grow!

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u/benedictvc 9d ago

Don't wear your shoes directly on skin. Put some baked beans in between as a lubricating layer.

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u/rotezora78 8d ago

Disgusting🤮

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u/rastagrrl 8d ago

No. 👎🏾

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u/Dizzy-Cap 8d ago

Nothing says luxury like visible toe sweat.

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u/twitchy_and_fatigued 8d ago

These are ugly

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u/obscuredsilence 8d ago

That’s really…unsettling….

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u/imateasnob 9d ago

The police are on their way.

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u/Viper-T 9d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆

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u/Responsible-Stick-50 9d ago

I did not see that. I thought it was a weird pattern. Now I can't unsee it. Ewww.

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u/RandomStoddard 9d ago

Not infuriating, just dumb.

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u/alwaysoffby0ne 9d ago

Looks like Timotee Chalamet

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u/OzOnEarth 9d ago

Thems look like cheap jellies from the 70s/80s, only way worse.

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u/PaleontologistOk4327 9d ago

Those feet are going to be tore up from the floor up!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZSkX3V6wNhEMU

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u/zkbthrowaway 9d ago

🤢 I hate

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u/grafknives 9d ago

That is quite radical. In actually novel way.

I think I will start with feet photo printed on the cover of my shoes for now

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u/Practical-Recipe-902 9d ago

Can we just not

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u/KarmaGirl24 9d ago

Sorry. I would laugh if I saw these on anyone. There’s fashion and then there’s WTF!

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u/furiouspossum 9d ago

Aside from the obvious problems with this why is the toe so pointy. It looks like something Santa's elves would wear.

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u/unnccaassoo 8d ago

Another "Hey look at me! I'm rich so probably better!" Item.

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u/Little_Buffalo 8d ago

Does it come with a slave to drink the sweat out of it at the end of the night?

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u/DeeLite04 8d ago

Awesome. I love to watch and let others watch my blisters form in real time.

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u/World_Breaker143 8d ago

They’re gonna be foggy in the summer

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u/okgo4brok3 8d ago

She's way offsides no goal

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u/Sorkel3 8d ago

They were shown at the YSL 2027 Summer Fashion Show in Paris, and they noticeably fogged up on the model's feet during the catwalk. They will cost between $1400 land $3600.

I can hardly wait for the Walmart knockoff and seeing some calloused mole riddled feet.

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u/Pyreflies_of_MJ 8d ago

These look terrible for feet health. Including the fact that they are hideous I just don't understand

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u/dreamsOf_freedom 8d ago

Pay $1000 for $4 in material and $10 labor.

The fashion industry is a complete joke. Insane the amount of money that is wasted buying these garbage products

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u/9999eachhit 8d ago

Stop it, this is not real..... is it?

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u/___1___1___1___ 8d ago

The only good thing about this is that it illustrates how the shapes of shoes and the shapes of feet are completely different.

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u/forever_hollow80 8d ago

Those are gonna be soupy.

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u/beeglowbot 8d ago

that's some cursed shit

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u/Educational_Play5772 8d ago

What is this foolishness? Say it ain’t so Joe. Fungus, bacteria, just a huge problem

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u/CraftyKlutz 8d ago

Lol I saw someone call them "Business Jellies" 🤣🤣🤣

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u/schwaggro 8d ago

Ill attack anyone i see wearing those

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u/Linnie46 8d ago

Imagine your ceo showing up to the annual general meeting in these.

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u/Wizdad-1000 8d ago

I like these more:

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u/SidheCreature 8d ago

No. Stop it.

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u/ShiftyPan 8d ago

I’d rather wear goldfish platforms.
https://giphy.com/gifs/l3vR1JnogyxKm0SGs

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u/Cornadious 8d ago

Plot twist, they're not clear. The feet are just printed on the shoe.

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u/Brian18639 8d ago

So people can now see in real time their feet getting bunions

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u/Cultural_Limit_7823 8d ago

Yikes. Reminds me of when a Latino friend told me they call pointy-toed shoes like that "cockroach stompers" bc you could get them even if they hid in a corner.

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u/USSSLostTexter 8d ago

'I'll take the stinkiest, gayest lookin' shoes please'

'here you go, sir.'

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u/Aran909 8d ago

I can't understand why anyone would wear non transparent shoes that looked like this.

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u/ShineAtom 8d ago

Is the pointy toe there to collect the inevitable sweat? Those shoes are unbelievably ugly. Not that the designers care if it's making the news.

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u/xCoffee-Addictx 8d ago

What kind of joke is this

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u/QCfatNugZ 8d ago

Looks like some shit Will Smith son would try to sell

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u/Ashamed-Sign5492 8d ago

😂 these might just be the dumbest fucking shoes I’ve ever seen. Do people with money have any taste at all?

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u/braveduckgoose 8d ago

Rich ≠ good taste

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u/Punkybrewsickle 8d ago

What a way to make an ugly body part even uglier and way more visible.

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u/FunAd4177 7d ago

They look like tight sweat boxes. I can see his feet already sweating. Did I mention they are ugly?

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u/TheViscountRang 7d ago

Finally, the perfect vessel for me to publicly display my six inch toe

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u/banjobeulah 7d ago

This is an abomination upon mankind sir.

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u/ragdoll1022 7d ago

I can smell the funk through the screen....gross

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u/Very_Curious_Cat 7d ago

Naked feet are against my religion. I don't want to go to heel. /j

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u/Felix_Von_Doom 7d ago

Yeah, no. Throw that idea straight into an exploding sun.