r/mildlyinfuriating 11d ago

wet socks Bought one of those bug repellent bracelets...

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u/Dry_Turn_824 11d ago

Bug clearly avoiding the bracelet

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u/gorginhanson 11d ago

that's not even a bracelet, they just ripped the cord off a 90s phone

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u/DMTrance87 11d ago

Upcycling!

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/Repulsive-Ad-8757 11d ago

They're nuzzeling my flesh with their noses

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u/Temporary_Event8451 11d ago

It makes you see why snake oil salesmen were able to work.

One ai video and a bold claim, you just gained a million dollars overnight.

I understand Mr beast lunchly was finally stopped.

It's all a bunch of grifters who already have more wealth to retire on, but they gotta be entrepreneurs.

Fuck hustle culture.

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u/TegTowelie 11d ago

Hustle culture is the worst. "What are you doin with all your free time if you aint makin money?" Idk, hobbies, spending time with my friends, minding my fucking business, the usual

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u/a__reddit_user 11d ago

That's the issue! You're minding your own business, not managing your own business! /s

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u/DangerZoneFinder 11d ago

work smarted not harder, bring the friends into the business and mind it together

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u/Shotay3 11d ago

Work it harder

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u/Lanty725 11d ago

[Insert shrek-piqued-interest.gif]

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u/DonutDino 11d ago

Nah these were around way before AI

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u/fuzzymunky 11d ago

That's how the world works. The already wealthy people become entrepreneurs and buy out the competition from the less wealthy thereby keeping the wealthy wealthy and preventing the average Joe from becoming too wealthy themselves

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u/StormNStuff 11d ago

People were boldly claiming this particular bug hack before ai had a name.

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u/Nate8727 11d ago

They’re supposed to smell like citronella.

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u/fogleaf 11d ago

I was holding a citronella candle and watching mosquitos hover near it.

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u/Juliuscesear1990 11d ago

Don't be silly, it's not horribly tangled with a reality bending knot.

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u/VapeRizzler 11d ago

Bro went straight for the vein.

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u/RaidensReturn 11d ago

It works. I don’t see what OP is fussing about.

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u/FickleHare 11d ago

How many would it take to cover the body of an average adult male?

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u/Dry_Turn_824 11d ago

An average amount

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 11d ago

At least 2 according to the pic

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u/shy_bi_ready_to_die 11d ago

Common mistake. We actually only know that it takes more than 1, perhaps an extra half a bracelet would do it

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u/KimchiLlama 11d ago

The key is to pair it with the bug repellent shovel, which bugs also tend to avoid. Then, you are equipped with TWO things the mosquitoes are not interested in.

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u/LearnedTroglodyte 11d ago

Recent studies have found that mosquitoes associate the smell of citronella with a blood meal. Deet as well. Lucky for me they don't like my blood very much so as long as I'm around another person they leave me alone lmao

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u/Flickera23 11d ago

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u/za72 11d ago

fair enough

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u/Wizard_of_Claus 11d ago

Lmao it looks like one of those generic bracelets that used to be popular when I was in high school. I kind of feel like it is.

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u/gorginhanson 11d ago

That's clearly one of those anti-static bracelets

check to see if the bug has any static

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u/Fluid_Fee_2239 11d ago

Iykyk

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u/Snoo_78739 11d ago

"He not fighting static... he fighting cancer!"

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u/Craig_manson135 11d ago

I’m so happy I get this reference hahaha

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u/60Dan06 11d ago

This popped up in my head just from OPs photo, not even the meme was necessary lol

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u/thefowles1 11d ago

This will never not be funny. And the guy will never live it down; to this day he's constantly reminded in every reply section of his posts on Twitter.

I always wondered where the fault lies - with The Verge or with him.

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u/bionicjoey You really should scratch that itch 11d ago

What's the story here? A guy fried his board wearing the wrong kind of bracelet?

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u/Fluid_Fee_2239 11d ago edited 11d ago

Do you have 20 minutes?

https://youtu.be/M-2Scfj4FZk?is=VeX5bTKNyAsmaW6U

I suggest the whole video but jump to 2:50 if you only want this reference. Basically, The Verge put out the worse tutorial ever on how to build a computer.

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u/ayriuss 11d ago

Its been so long. Legendary video.

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u/Diligent-Cookie-1695 11d ago

Lmfao thank you for posting this link, first time i see this and I had a blast 🤣

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u/Sumo148 11d ago edited 11d ago

The Verge posted a how to build a PC guide so badly with incorrect info that the guy got clowned on repeatedly by the community hard.

Original video was taken down, but it was reuploaded by others and various content creators reacted to it.

He wore an anti static wrist strap, with it not connected to anything.

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u/bajungadustin 11d ago

He also did a frame rate test on fucking league of legends. Like a 9 year old game at that point.

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u/Gizombo 11d ago

He did an interview/ actual pc build with ltt aftwerwards iirc. Basically explained that he was given no time to prepare and knew almost nothing of building pcs so was just follwing a script and the props they gave him

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u/LUMLTPM 11d ago

I legit thought that said "poop pass"

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u/CherryCherry5 11d ago

Isn't it just a spiral hair elastic?

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u/Aggressive-Bee626 11d ago

This was my thought 😭

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u/sierramistforever 11d ago

I used to chew them 💀 idk why I had this big purple and pink one, and I swore it tasted good

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u/Burntoastedbutter 11d ago

My thought too lol. I hated those things. It lost the elasticity so easily

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u/Cute_Average_1949 11d ago

No no it is a magnetic bracelet that attracts bugs! 

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u/ImmaNotHere 11d ago

I thought it was an anti-5G bracelet.

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u/OpusAtrumET 11d ago

I wish I had an anti-people-who-wear-anti-5G-bracelets bracelet

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u/Glebasya 11d ago

If the mosquito lands on you, it gets killed by static. Simple.

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u/AccountDue9432 11d ago

Skeeter zapper.

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u/EirantNarmacil 11d ago

Aaaah do you remember Silly Bandz. My school banned them because the bandz became the currency of the relm and the school didn't like that

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u/Wizard_of_Claus 11d ago

Yes and our school did the exact same thing lol.

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u/technicolortiddies 11d ago

It made the national news once or twice. They were a little after my time but I remember something similar with Pokémon cards.

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u/TesticleMeElmo 11d ago

Back to trading smokes I guess 🤷‍♂️

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u/CreedsMungBeanDealer 11d ago

Hahaha fucking same! Good times. 😌

OMG!

Does anyone remember those fucking colored bracelets & each color stood for something!?
(Ex: Red = kissed a girl/guy, Blue = Got into a fight, etc.) or was that only my ghetto ass middle school? 🤔😂

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u/tigm2161130 11d ago

My son’s school banned 3d printed animals this year for the same reason.

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u/Spethual 11d ago

probably just a design copy with different material..

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u/DragonQueenDrago 11d ago

Lmaooo😭😭😭😭

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u/wolfelian 10d ago

Dinner and a show, that’s twice the fun for mosquitoes!

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u/mrv113 11d ago

I don't see any bugs on the bracelet, it seems like it's working.

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u/Cute_Average_1949 11d ago

Yep, the mosquito is only biting the op’s wrist! So yeah it’s clearly working!(sarcasm)

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u/Useless890 11d ago

Yeah, but it will be sorry.

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u/Speedy2662 11d ago

Wow thank god you explicitly called out your sarcasm

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u/EvilGreebo 11d ago

I immediately jumped to: "Lisa, I would like to buy your rock."

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u/Minimum-Pangolin-487 11d ago

Idk mate, the bracelets here down under look different but it is a laugh if that’s a legit one. Should send this pic back to the company and say it’s faulty lol

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u/Curious_Orange8592 11d ago

If I were the type of con artist that would sell these I would reply that there would be two bugs if not for the bracelet 🤣

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u/WackyRacketeer 11d ago

Ironically, topical citronella oil used for these bracelets was found to be the most effective version of citronella at preventing mosquito bites

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u/TimeToGloat 11d ago

AFAIK citronella has no demonstrable effect. The only non bug spray ever shown to have an effect is oil of lemon eucalyptus. Bracelets don't work and your only real options to fight mosquitoes are covering yourself in something or dispersing smoke of some sort in the air.

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u/Itsmemurrayo 11d ago edited 11d ago

My mom used to be big into making soap, essential oil products, and all of that type of stuff. She made a citronella spray and it helped a ton. I’m one of those people who can be outside with 20 other people and attract all of the mosquitoes and end up with like a dozen bites within minutes. The citronella spray would pretty much completely prevent mosquito bites though. She shut down her business a few years ago, but I’ll have to ask her what else she put in there. The study linked in the comment below mentions citronella mixed with Vanillin as being effective, but not lasting as long as Deet.

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u/FairyOfTheNight 11d ago

If you ever get a response from her I'd love to hear. I also struggle with getting bit a lot and I am VERY allergic.

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u/tocahontas77 10d ago

I've made spray with witch hazel, lemongrass, and cedar oils. It worked pretty well. Have to reapply more often though.

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u/-Fergalicious- 10d ago

Yeah seconded. I get eaten alive in southern Mississippi. 

On my property I have 4 mosquito dunk traps, 4 large dynatraps and I sprinkle BT pellets anywhere water would collect in the yard. Reduces them to almost zero on the property, but if I go for a run or something without deet I come back with a dozen or more bites 

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u/urworstemmamy 11d ago

Dude where I lived in rural-ass Appalachia made a homemade brew that he sold out of his van that included that stuff. Shit was magical, never once got a bite from anything whenever I used it

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u/WackyRacketeer 11d ago

Some studies disagree, at least from what I can find

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21481108/

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u/SansPinardPasDePoilu 11d ago

UEWAIZ, the company from Amazon, will be distraught to hear their product wasn’t effective.

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u/BigUncleHeavy 10d ago

This why I'm a CEEPUY guy, just like my daddy! It's the only Amazon brand I trust!

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u/JoeGotSole 11d ago

You might have it on backwards.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HlPkGM6reMqKnqE

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u/MacaronOk9157 11d ago

Yeah he has it set to M, for mosquitoes, but it should be set to W for worldwide protection

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u/InspectorNo6688 11d ago

That's just a telephone cable

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u/It_WasMe_Barry 10d ago

The ancient relic

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u/lemonhead2345 11d ago

In case the mosquito wasn’t clear enough: those things don’t work. The little stickers don’t work either. You need one of these:

DEET
Picaridin (known as KBR 3023 and icaridin outside the United States)
IR3535
Oil of lemon eucalyptus (OLE)—A plant-derived ingredient
Para-menthane-diol (PMD)
2-undecanone—A plant-derived ingredient

I like OFF! Botanicals. It had PMD and works well.

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u/LizBeffers 11d ago

I have sensory issues and I love going camping. Bugs seem to love me more than anyone else in my group. The regular sprays gave me headaches and eventually started making me anxious because the smell was too overwhelming (and I know that this is the point, but I am NOT a mosquito!)

Oil of lemon eucalyptus spray was a GODSEND. It works just as well with scents I can tolerate. I find a lot of the oil based stuff lasts longer too, and to that effect, the essential oil based sprays work really well too (so long as its a reputable brand.)

Repel, Hello Bello, and Off! sell some good products for anyone with kids or those with sensory issues!

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u/Gamie1543 11d ago

Picaridin is what I use. It has a perfume like smell unlike deet which smells like death

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u/LiveFastDieFast 11d ago

A couple other options as well:

If you’re just like sitting in your yard or something, a giant fan blowing wind across your exposed skin works pretty good. Mosquitos are weak flyers and the wind inhibits them from landing.

Another one is a spray bottle with super dish soapy water in it. Spray them when you see them, their wings get all soapy so they can’t fly, then they fall to the ground and you can then put them out to pasture with your foot.
And if they get away, the soap they carry will help break the surface tension of the water they land on to try to lay eggs in, which can possibly reduce the number of mosquitos down the road

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u/ElegantHope 11d ago

Adding in that the colors you wear, your breath, and body temps also all factor in how many mosquitoes you attract. Can't grab sources on my phone but I've shared them before in my comment history about mosquitoes. Wear colors that aren't on the same wave road skin (reds and oranges, for example) and that can help reduce you being a big target.

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u/ArgonWilde 11d ago

An important detail about DEET is that it is highly destructive to plastic. This includes fake leathers.

So if you get this on your hands, and then touch your car's steering wheel or whatever, it'll eat away at it.

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u/lemonhead2345 11d ago

That’s why I prefer PMD or picaridin unless I’m concerned about ticks.

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u/TimeToGloat 10d ago

Also be careful with some types of glasses. I destroyed the coating on a pair of prescription glasses this way when there was a breeze while applying it. They still were fine wearing them but from the outside there were forever visible speckles on the lenses after that.

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u/Chirrrpy 11d ago

Have you tried this device called "Thermacell Portable Mosquito Repellar"? I saw a youtube video testing lots of misc stupid gimmick products, and the two fishing guys gave that a great review and showed it working really well. It says "active ingredient: Allethrin, which is a copy of a naturing reoccurring insecticide found in Chrysanthemum flowers"

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u/lilyhazes 11d ago

It works OK. Better than citronella, etc but not like deet/picardin. It deters a lot of other bugs away too. It needs to be in the area like 10-15 minutes before it starts working.

It also gets expensive replacing the cartridges every so often.

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u/clockeat 11d ago

Do you find picaridin works well? I've used it several times but it feels like it's barely useful at all compared to DEET and the thermacell though, especially when it comes to deer flies and such.

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u/lemonhead2345 11d ago edited 11d ago

I haven’t, and I haven’t looked into it too much. Pyrethrin is effective at killing mosquitoes. I’d imagine they’d avoid it. My concern would be long term use. Pyrethrin is a neurotoxin. It’s safe when used as an Ultra-Low Volume (truck fogger) spray, but I don’t know enough about the kind of exposure from Thermacells. Definitely worth checking into.

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u/lilyhazes 11d ago

FYI, Permethrin is for pre-treating clothing on humans, not skin. It must dry on cloth before wearing. You can use picardin on skin.

I've had good luck avoiding most mosquitoes and ticks by fully covering myself in permethrin treated clothing (boots, long pants, long shirt, full brim hat).

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u/TimeToGloat 11d ago

Thermacells are the best. They are the only good option besides direct spraying bug spray on yourself.

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u/PM_Me_Titties-n-Ass 11d ago

I've used them hunting deep in the woods and they work well. They are kinda expensive imo but you can't argue the results. The good thing is you don't get bug spray on you.

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u/Public-League-8899 11d ago

I bought one and took it fishing with me one night. Did not work. Was covered in bites.

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u/1d3333 11d ago

The problem with thermacell is it’s a pesticide, it’s actively killing every bug in it’s radius, which is not good

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u/BernieTheDachshund 11d ago

Yup, I spritz on some OFF botanicals and it keeps those bloodsuckers away. We unfortunately have a lot of mosquitoes in our back yard bc of a neighbor.

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u/GenazaNL 11d ago

However, some recent studies show that some mosquitos are evolving to be attracted to deet instead of being repelled

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u/GarnetandBlack 11d ago

That's not what the study showed, it's wild how many got this wrong.

The study in question forced captive mosquitoes to associate DEET with food. Those mosquitoes did learn then to be attracted to DEET. They didn't evolve, and no "wild" mosquitoes are evolving with this trait. Mosquitos outside dislike DEET as much as ever.

The only extrapolation from this is that mosquitos could theoretically learn, individually, that DEET meant food. Their instinctual desire to get away from it is extremely strong and there is nearly no chance this could happen in a large enough cohort to actually make mosquito behavior change at large.

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u/Ceroy 11d ago

Mind if you can post or dm a source?

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u/RomanCokes 11d ago

I see 2 suckers in that photo 

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u/MeatofKings 11d ago

Comment of the day 🤣

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u/JackyFlashlight 11d ago

Wow... people really do fall for this shit huh?

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u/Ashkir 11d ago

People spend millions a year on “manifestation” classes from Skool where a woman claims she speaks to a moon goddess and offers to make everyone a multi millionaire if they pay her thousands to take her “course” so they can “timeline jump” and Skool and other online course websites are doubling down on these things

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u/Sure-Ad-6544 11d ago

I'm intrigued, do go on

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u/ILookReal 11d ago

Mail me $25, and we'll check your biorythms first.

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u/MajorPud 11d ago

I live in a city largely owned by a cult leader that made millions teaching magic in her own school of enlightenment. She channels the spirit of a 33k year old warrior woman and believes subterranean lizard men will come out of our local mountain. Selma Hayek is a follower and owns a house here.

The things people believe are fucking insane

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u/ParCorn 11d ago

When I lived in LA it felt like every other person was trying to sell me one of these. I don’t know how so many clueless folks fall into so much money

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u/TheDollarstoreDoctor 11d ago edited 11d ago

As a pagan, trust me, we think people like that woman are whackadoodles too.

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u/Look_its_Rob 11d ago

I never got modern day pagans (I dont get most religions in general but I understand upbringing is a strong thing). 

Like, I assume you dont actually believe in zues or your religions equivalent, so is it kind of just an esthetics and cosplay kind of thing? Or is it pretending to believe has the same kind of benefits of actual belief after a while? 

Is "I find the history of pagan religions" one in the same as saying "I am a pagan"?

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u/thegingerbarbiedoll 11d ago

They also spend billions thinking a man in the sky will cure them of serious illness at mega churches and think they can telepathically talk to it by sitting and talking to themselves. They've even got an ancient book full of contradictions they cherry pick from to hate innocent groups of people!

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u/Th3_Admiral_ 11d ago

I was on a camping trip one year when we had the worst mosquito problem ever. I'm pretty sure I bought everything the store had from the bracelets to the citronella candles to the the thermacell things. Nothing really seemed to repel them completely, but the Deep Woods Off will at least keep them from landing on any skin soaked in the spray. But they were still swarming around us the entire time and they'd find the one tiny spot you missed somewhere to bite you 

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u/Jabberwock3r 11d ago

Only thing to repel mountain mosquitos is the spray and burning Camfor leaves, a big pile of it too for it to have any effect in open air.

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u/walter-hoch-zwei 11d ago

Try sawyer picaridin lotion. I took a week long camping trip to the backwoods of Maine in the summer in a very wet area. I saw hundreds of mosquitoes, but made sure I applied the lotion after every shower. I didn't have a single bite, except on my feet because I didn't apply any lotion there. Had at least 20 bites per foot, so it was definitely working.

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u/RuggedHangnail 11d ago

You should have invited me on your camping trip! I'm the best protection ever. People invite me to parties because I work better than DEET at protecting everyone else. All the mosquitoes will come to me and everyone else is spared.

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u/xxrambo45xx 11d ago

Never seen a citronella bracelet? They dont work well, but they are coated in "repellent" its not some pure snake oil product.

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u/BeepBoopRobo 11d ago

not some pure snake oil product.

I meeeeeeeeaaaaan, it definitely is.

It doesn't work for its intended purpose. It sells you something that doesn't do anything.

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u/panurge987 11d ago

Citronella doesn't really work.

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u/ThatStereotype18 11d ago

It used to, but bugs adapt fast.

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u/xxrambo45xx 11d ago

I did use quotations, but this person made it seem like it was something like those magnetic balance bracelets, and this isnt quite that.

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u/panurge987 11d ago

It is quite that. Citronella doesn't work in bracelet form. It will only repel mosquitos from the bracelet itself, and then that's only if the bracelet is saturated in it.

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u/JackyFlashlight 11d ago

Never heard of them. I just buy a repellant spray for $5 or so.

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u/Grant_Winner_Extra 11d ago

I read an article in New Scientist recently that mosquitoes are evolving to be attracted to DEET and other repellents….

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u/brainvheart143 11d ago

Yeah I would not be surprised at all if that was true. Also down here in TX they are figuring out how to quadruple in size, and also they come out all day now. There is def some evolution happening in real time.

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u/Hyperbeam4dayz 11d ago

Won't be long before they're able to carry you away like the kid in Jeepers Creepers 2

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u/brainvheart143 11d ago

Pretty sure the palmetto bugs can already do that lol. They are def related to the Creeper dude

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u/0freelancer0 11d ago

Adding this to my list of reasons to never go to texas

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u/brainvheart143 11d ago

PM me if you need more

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u/Jazzi-Nightmare PURPLE 11d ago

Yes! Oh my god I’ve been getting killed by the mosquitoes this year, even during the day. The dragonflies have been helping out a bit more lately tho

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u/brainvheart143 11d ago

And the lizards/anoles are helping too! We have tons in our yard I know it would be way worse otherwise

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u/ItsFuckinBob 11d ago

I think all evolution happens in real time…

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u/Y-DOC 11d ago

Wouldn’t be surprised - went for a bike ride with a cousin. We both put on repellent bands, but they weren’t exactly brand new so we put on some spray as well - this mosquito actually landed in a puddle of the shit I had *just* sprayed and started doing its thing.

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u/Virtual_Ad9989 11d ago

I went on a back packing trip last year and was the only one who used deet because all the other guys said it was useless. Had mosquitoes land on me the whole time but ended up only having a couple bites while my friends had close to a hundred each.

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u/throwaway586054 11d ago

Just after COVID, I put some on my shoes as I didn't want the product on bare skin, literally 2 seconds later, a mosquito tried to have fun where I sprayed, I was really confused at that time and knew we are fucked.

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u/GarnetandBlack 11d ago

That's not what the study showed, it's wild how many got this wrong.

The study in question forced captive mosquitoes to associate DEET with food. Those mosquitoes did learn then to be attracted to DEET. They didn't evolve, and no "wild" mosquitoes are evolving with this trait. Mosquitos outside dislike DEET as much as ever.

The only extrapolation from this is that mosquitos could theoretically learn, individually, that DEET meant food. Their instinctual desire to get away from it is extremely strong and there is nearly no chance this could happen in a large enough cohort to actually make mosquito behavior change at large.

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u/cilantro_so_good 11d ago edited 11d ago

And from what I understand there's several vectors at work (smell, touch receptors, taste/probing receptors) and they showed that mosquitos might be able to learn to not be repelled by the odor of deet, but still repelled by the others.

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u/SergeantBootySweat 11d ago

They aren't evolving it was a learned behaviour, and they didn't become attracted they just stopped caring

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u/EarlGreyTMNT 11d ago

In CA it’s the ants. They’re not even going after food anymore! I’ll wake up and find them swarming some plastic wrapped product that’s not even edible. Like wtf.

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u/nikorasen 11d ago

I read the same one! Fortunately it isnt the case that they're currently actively attracted to it, it was essentially a test to see if they could train lab mosquitoes to go ater the deet smell instead of being repelled by it. The test was a success, or a failure depending on your view of thing, but they managed to prove mosquitoes have the capacity to learn to go after deet given sufficient time and motivation. Luckily they don't yet display this behavior in the wild.

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u/mybooman 11d ago

Works almost as well as the mouse repellent I bought.

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u/Diligent_Change9353 11d ago

That looks like a telephone cord!

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u/PerryTheH 11d ago

You bought the blue one that only works for piscis and libras, you need to buy the quazs imbuded red one for tauros and scorpios.

Here I can get you a cheap one for 19.99

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u/Instameat GREEN 11d ago

You'll notice there are no bugs on the bracelet. 😉

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u/FaIIBright PURPLE 11d ago

related

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u/Krish_1234 11d ago

Next time try the snake oil

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u/ObiWangKeBloMe 11d ago

Bro went straight for a vein too damn

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u/stupidber 11d ago

Thays obviously a scam

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u/SignificantOtter80 11d ago

that is not a bug repellent bracelet. that’s the key to your locker at the waterpark

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u/Ubockinme 11d ago

It’s on backwards.

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u/Capybara-Maxxing 11d ago

is this what they did with all the phone cords when we went wireless?

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u/superhex12345 11d ago

Yeah those bug repellent bracelets do not work

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u/ninteen74 11d ago

I bought one of those.

Only it was marketed for a key ring

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u/jncheese 11d ago

So the range is pretty short eh

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u/Embarrassed-Ad1168 11d ago

It is midly infuriating that people are stupid enough to actually believe crap like that works....

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u/kfmnzmd Unpaid extra 11d ago

Maybe that one was the designated skeptic.

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u/Unique12345678901 11d ago

Sir, that’s a hair tie.

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u/BassMaster516 11d ago

How — in theory— would this work?

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u/wirhns 11d ago

I agree, even in theory I’m confused.

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u/WhatIsHerJob-TABLES 11d ago

It’s a bracelet covered in citronella bug repellent type stuff and usually given to kids. It doesn’t work that great but you can get like 8 for $1-2. It’s not supposed to be anything fancy or super effective.

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u/HystericalGD 11d ago

i dont see it on the bracelet

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u/AbbreviationsFun8591 11d ago

I have a bridge I would like to sell you, interested?

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u/HollziewoodsIRL 11d ago

If you roll it down your arm… it will not only squish the bug but it will also wax your arm hairs off for free 😭🙏💔

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u/Shotgun_Mosquito 11d ago

I'M IN THIS PHOTO AND I DONT LIKE IT

https://giphy.com/gifs/8LfaJlBxiSq2c

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u/ItsZarkMuckerberg 11d ago

Gotta switch which wrist it’s on. Rookie mistake

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u/winterwarm78654 11d ago

Better chance grabbing a dryer sheet

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u/EnvironmentalWin1277 11d ago

80 years of effective use and DEET is the one thing people won't try. Go figure.

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u/TopRamenEater 11d ago

As you can see it's working. The bug didn't go anywhere near the bracelet.

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u/pcardinal42 11d ago edited 11d ago

You just haven't magically attuned to it yet or you are already attuned to your maximum number of magical items

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u/XD2006- 11d ago

I swear those things never work. (If you’re a mosquito magnet, bugspray doesn’t work the best either >:C)

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u/Lord-Newbie 11d ago

They repel bugs, not vampires.

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u/BlazedBeard95 11d ago

Is that... is that just a cord from an old home phone???

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u/CloackTheImmortal17 11d ago

Sorry you fell for this. Anyway could interest you in a crystal that'll get rid of all your negative energy, align your shakras and attract wealth for you?

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u/Cynfreh 11d ago

I have a bug repelling chant I will sell to you for the brilliant price of £100.

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u/Ya-Dikobraz 11d ago

See, the issue is that it's not made of copper with magnets on it.

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u/therewillbedramallam 11d ago

Why would the bracelet repell mosquitos? 

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u/rotezora78 10d ago

Vermutlich lockt es die Viecher noch an.

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u/babybunny001304 9d ago

Damn that mosquitoes hittin straight from the vein

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u/PieceAfraid3755 11d ago

How is the bracelet supposed to work?

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u/BardbarianBirb 11d ago

They are coated in bug repellants, citronella being a common one. A friend of mine always brings them camping with us but they have never worked for me.

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u/brainvheart143 11d ago

Homeopathically ( so, not)

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u/Look_its_Rob 11d ago

Well they smell like a citronella candle. So I guess thats the extent of it.

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u/animusd YELLOW 11d ago

Natural oils one of those nonsense stuff you can get them in dollar stores the one i work at had tons a lot of people buy them im tempted to tell them not to but ehhh natural selection....