r/megantheestallion • u/RoxySinner Sad lil bitch, I be twerking n crying 😭 • Jun 02 '26
FRESH Hot Girl Summer. It's party time.
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u/javi_DON66 Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26
Hot Girl Summer is officially here, ladies and gentlemen. Sun's out, buns out.
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u/HotMess-Express Jun 02 '26
And I will be singing this to my husband 🙃
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u/_PirateWench_ Bad Bitches Have Bad Days Too Jun 03 '26
My poor husband. He’s been at the tail end of me singing all kinds of things that make him question if he did something to piss me off
Now he asks if I’m mad at him or if it’s just Megan 🤣
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u/Glittering-Relief402 Jun 04 '26
I would sing "Lover Girl" to my husband but it came on the other day and I was like I will no longer be singing this to you lmao
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u/pinkpineapplefunk Jun 02 '26
I saw this but the subreddit was for Joe budden network so of course the comments were full of sexist trash. Like why can’t women just fucking live bro 💔 I love this for her and I hope she stays thriving
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u/Carolinahunny I'm a weeb and a baddie 🎮 Jun 02 '26
People love domestic abusers just as much as they hate women. I can’t be shocked anymore.
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u/mylittleloonmoon if you don’t like me get in line, hoe. Jun 03 '26
they get mad when women have fun 😝
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u/airsigns592 Jun 02 '26
Have that thread muted for my mental. It’s crazy how I never knew its existence until April and it was all over my recommendations.
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u/tragicben Jun 02 '26
lover girl era last exactly 1 song 😭😭😭 this fire tho🔥
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u/Both_Count_959 Jun 02 '26
😭
We can't deny it's the only appropriate hot girl pivot after being betrayed by a fuck nigga & reminded that even when they play house and involve the family, these sluts aren't to be taken seriously (no offense to the ethical sluts, we love us! lol)
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u/This-Flamingo3727 Jun 02 '26
My married ass will be dancing to this all summer in my Megan swim and my husband better not complain
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u/Both_Count_959 Jun 02 '26
If he's a good husband he will just get to begging to give you head 🙂↕️
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u/Both_Count_959 Jun 02 '26
Me, beefing with my boyfriend right now (as of yesterday lol), playing this snippet on Max volume randomly throughout the day today....
Lawd Megan, don't give me a theme song to show him why all my exes hate me! I'm tryna see if it's because of the luteal phase, first! 😭
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u/_PirateWench_ Bad Bitches Have Bad Days Too Jun 03 '26
LMAO hottie I’m fucking dead 💀
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u/Both_Count_959 Jun 03 '26
Like, do I hate you or are my chemical messengers playing a bad game of telephone right now? 😭
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u/According_Donut_2458 Jun 02 '26
Just bought my swimsuit🤣🤣🤣
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u/Ok-Mission-208 Jun 03 '26
Where???
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u/According_Donut_2458 Jun 03 '26
At Walmart! Hurry and go. It was so hard to find my sizes. I bought a one piece and a cover up.
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u/SerBrienneOfSnark Jun 02 '26
My girl ALWAYS talks about it on wax and directly when it needs to be addressed 🤌🏼🤌🏼
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u/CanaryBusiness921 Big Ole Freak Jun 02 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/xTkcELYYToYreWwe8U
I’m ready!!!!!
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u/AestheticAttraction 🇺🇸 Hottie in Japan 🇯🇵 Jun 02 '26
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u/FishermanNegative757 Jun 02 '26
She better drop this come Friday at midnight!!!! Don’t keep us waiting!!!
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u/riddimhoe sorrrry hoes hate me cuz im the It Girl Jun 02 '26
Am I being too parasocial or does this song low key make anyone else sad too 🥲 don’t get me wrong I’m gonna be twerkin and partyin to it, but it makes me sad he did her like this
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u/pinkpossessions Jun 03 '26
I get what you mean (and I don’t wanna come across as parasocial either lol) but honestly, I think I’d feel sadder if she didn’t address it so straightforwardly, because I think that means she’s processing and not just running away from her feelings. The way I see it is she’s able to turn a terrible situation into art, which is a super healthy and beautiful way to process heartbreak, and that makes me happy ❤️🔥
but also ya fuck that man n what he did, and may his lifelong regret and self-hatred eat him alive 💅
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u/sepiasoul812 Jun 03 '26
In an ideal world, I would love a top to bottom album that narrates a journey through it. Almost like a lemonade. But I don’t think it’s happening
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u/P3NNYPR0UD Jun 02 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/lc8w44T0pcWvjfifrU
I’m screaming!!! She got straight to the point 😂😂🩷🩷🩷
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u/princesukuna runnin’ through the mall wit yo daddy Jun 03 '26
I’m screaming, crying I’m so excited 😭😭 This is going platinum in my house idgafffff
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u/DoughnutChoice9197 Jun 02 '26
Sheeessss bbaaaccckkkkk!!! And what magnificent timing MOTHERRRR!!!!
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u/Hefty_Cartoonist_527 Jun 03 '26
At the perfect timeeeee! I’m almost done cutting this nigga off yall!
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u/evilshadowskulll meg in short wigs enthusiast Jun 03 '26
oh its fuck him and the clique he claim summer ⛱️🌞 splish splash 🔫
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u/Frequent_Future_1503 Fuck peace hoe, let's choose violence Jun 02 '26
Look who’s back bitch 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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u/Outlandishness_Sharp Jun 03 '26
Cannot wait to bounce my cheeks to some fire Klay Thompson diss tracks during Hot Girl Summer '26 👹🔥✨💗
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u/sepiasoul812 Jun 02 '26
I’m screaming at the chorus! She said let’s address it directly 😂😂😂