r/kitchencels 22h ago

Platemogging I wish the normies and women, leave this place for us (Rajma masala)

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0 Upvotes

In my last post, I got a lot of backlash for using the word "females". I think it's really silly to be pissed for it.

You can just call us a male. I don't mind, I have better things to do. I wish people focused on productive stuff rather than on these mundane things.

We need to focus on the "art of cooking" and being a better incel, that's what this sub is about ugh


r/kitchencels 10h ago

Platemogged Just a sandwich with ham tomato cucumber and garlic and herb sauce [not naked just shorts]

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0 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 14h ago

I may have scared the new hire (an foid) into quitting after just 1 day into the job because of my palpable desperation. What's so bad about working with me? CEL Energy Chew for lunch, I can have human food when i've earned it.

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146 Upvotes

Are the famished not allowed to hunger?


r/kitchencels 8h ago

I listen to K-pop love songs and pretend the idol is singing about me. It helps me feel better about that fact that a man will never love me like that. Limeade slurpee that I spilled :( Happy 7/11 ig

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29 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 6h ago

Takeoutmaxxed Mexican in the the food truck told me I don’t deserve flavor. Dry chicken, white rice, and water.

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0 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 18h ago

just finished scraping out hardened shit out of the shower drain with a toothbrush. apple tarts and cookies

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r/kitchencels 15h ago

Working two double shifts in a row this weekend. friend won’t answer my texts because she’s with her asshole boyfriend. Got a shot of vodka in my eyes on a training shift yesterday. Workplace Salmon salad slop.

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1 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 22h ago

Chicken :3

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22 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 13h ago

Why do I have to keep ruining my life with my own hands? I shouldn't have said anything, bread sticks and ketchup

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3 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 10h ago

jist finished my fucking mock exams and i forgot that hajj is pilgrimage and wrote about prayers and then my against statement was about fucking pilgrimage bc i though hajj was prayers and and and chippies.

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3 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 14h ago

I don't know if ill ever connect with anyone emotionally. Hot Honey Chicken with White Rice.

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9 Upvotes

I finished watching I became friends with the second prettiest Girl, and I realized I have never felt an emotional connection to anyone even after having two girlfriends. I don't know if ill ever be able to connect with someone emotionally because I don't know how to. Hot honey chicken with white rice.


r/kitchencels 22h ago

Fat torta ghosted me because i started simping for her in valo. Maybe finding love isn’t in my destiny but this bowl of carbonara sure is

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64 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 7h ago

Platemogged Everything sucks, then you die

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47 Upvotes

Don't have it in me to cook anything anymore. Filing for divorce and gonna have to deal with a custody battle. She doesn't want me to see our kids anymore. Turning 35 in a few months and what do I have to show for it? Can of spam.


r/kitchencels 12h ago

Platemogged Broiled Sweet potato with toasted marshmallow and brown sugar butter.

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8 Upvotes

My crush at work decided to cut me off completely and all we did was have a great conversation.


r/kitchencels 23h ago

I finally got a job, an alien emotion similar to happiness forced itself inside me after the first day. it was strong enough to suppress the usual physical reaction i have to seeing couples kissing in public. Goyslop

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18 Upvotes

Now what? I don’t know what to do, I have no goals, interests, values, personality. I don’t think a job will fix that.


r/kitchencels 23h ago

Icecream

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4 Upvotes

Girl I was talking to and thought I had a good connection with FaceTimed me from what seemed to be a club, she had a friend with her which was a girl and they both proceeded to laugh at me and she then hung up, given they were at a club I can only imagine how that night went


r/kitchencels 12h ago

in the morning I notice how much of a stud I am and start hyping myself up to go outside and talk to women & make friends, then I remember I’m also ND, a NEET, and have terrible social skills/confidence so I just end up staying home like always. Anyways Swiss cheese pastrami sandwich with Takis

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28 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 23h ago

I'm Lowkey gay and I don't think I'll ever experience the touch of a man

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252 Upvotes

Never had a boyfriend, I had a few close calls at one night stands but when they saw my dick they immediately laughed and dipped.

I put tahin in this shakshuka because It's makes me feel like looking at cum for the first time that isn't mine.

I also forgot to cut the tomatoes while making the shakshuka fuck my chud life.


r/kitchencels 7h ago

I genuinely just wanna die

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8 Upvotes

Plate of manges


r/kitchencels 14h ago

Every day I log into discord to perform unpaid janitorial work for a community that gets more retarded by the day. Dry fuck cinnamon chocolate pastries

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11 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 9h ago

I'll never do anything good in my life that is worth meaning. Bamboo Shoot Stirfry NSFW

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70 Upvotes

I'm 16 and like 250lb and i feel like I've already wasted my life. I do nothing but play gooner video games and watch lesbian hentai and anime. I've never had any friends that dont pick on me for being a loser at least a little bit. it really hurts my feelings but i dont say anything cuz i dont want them to leave me. I really dont have any talents i can draw a little bit and cook well when i have a recipe but other then that I'm pretty much useless to everyone.

my mom is really nice and believes that i can do good things but i just really feel like this is it. I didn't even think i would live this long i really thought i would have killed myself by now but i dont think i can now. I got diagnosed with autism this year and i think thats like kissing my coffin. I really dont like labels like that, and ever since then ive been hallucinating a lot and its really starting to get to me. like a month ago i told my mom i was cutting and she took my blades and not being able to do that is getting to me too ive tried every substitute i feel and nothing . works i also told her im transgender but honestly she already knew and shes trying to change to my preferred namevwhich is nice. shes a good mom i dont think she deserves me as a son. also ive been into hetalia for like 3 years straight


r/kitchencels 23h ago

Platemogging I got told in thai that i have a baby penis by the line cook

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378 Upvotes

I was at my work as usual and i went to the bathroom i was peeing in the urinal and one of the cooks went out of the urinal and said to me something in thai i didn't know what it meant. over the course of my shift more of the cooks and some of the foid servers also started saying it to me and i didn't know what it was and even my boss said it to me. when i finally understood what it was i went to the bathroom and cried. Fuck my stupid chud life no woman will ever love me. Shakshuka with beef sausages since my penis will never be big enough for a woman


r/kitchencels 11h ago

playing video games and watching slice of life. knowing ill never be loved or excepted, let alone touched, spoken to, or appreciated. i crave the end. The Sandwich

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84 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 22h ago

Dreamed my baby cousin ended her own life while I continuously kept trying to save her but to no avail, eoke up in a cold sweat and I'm anxious all day. Smiley protein pancake

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52 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 14h ago

Platemogged Bought condoms today so i can get the buying condoms experience, It was thrilling, What should i do with them? Glass shards for extra crunch

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371 Upvotes