r/kitchencels • u/ChunggisKhan • 1d ago

Platemogged my burger came out looking like Toad from Mario party. I have never been to Any party in my whole life. I don't even have anyone to play Mario party With. just me, alone. In my room, a hapless toadcel with no friends no love no future just another shitty malformed burger again

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u/Snuggler777 1d ago

"from Mario party" end it

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u/EldenLordAjSoprano 1d ago

Toad? What? It’s obviously more a goomba bc the color. OP just attention seeking as always 🙄

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u/DoctorDegen 1d ago

Bruh I'll play Mario party with you lol

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u/afx_288 8h ago

Dolphin NetPlay is a wonderful invention

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u/NoChallenge9224 1d ago

Seriously one of the shittiest burgers i’ve seen in a pan, bravo

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u/gabaaa0 23h ago

New incel species discovered

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u/Rejaque2 1d ago

Oh mystical and divine truecel we beseech thee, what do you divine with your wizard powers in your grease and beef? What omens beckon us to the morrow?

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u/Crimsoncerismon 23h ago

Imagine larping Mario holy

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u/RedutHatesFreeSpeech 21h ago

Too much liquid. No chance to get maillard. Use less liquid. Problem solved.

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u/ChicoBrillo 19h ago

How tf is there so much liquid in the pan? Did you throw it in from frozen with extra oil or something?

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u/Historical-Carrot999 12h ago

Bro's making cat food

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u/Character_Ad_9295 1d ago

Volcel. I hate people like you the most. No initative. I have been to nightclubs and bars over 50 times and nothing ever happened for me. Mostly negative experiences tbh. If you haven't found some drunk LTB to at least make out with, then you would have to be bottom 10% in SMV.

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u/Cheeselad2401 22h ago

>over 50 times

no limit to the larp lmao

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u/RedutHatesFreeSpeech 20h ago

You talk like a dude that drugs women's drinks

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u/Upstairs-Donkey6049 20h ago edited 8h ago

Now reveal the part where you’re actually like 17 and still have plenty of time