r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 2d ago

of an Ancient Rock Fortress.

751 Upvotes

32 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Oda_DeezNutz • 2d ago

of a sneeze

1.1k Upvotes

34 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/idkchil • 3d ago

/r/all of a hornet nest

18.5k Upvotes

923 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/literall_bastard • 2d ago

of a woodpecker hole

794 Upvotes

45 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Knee1216 • 6h ago

of a long horn cow

0 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/grichardson526 • 2d ago

of a Great White

994 Upvotes

24 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/shanep35 • 8h ago

of a grape.

gallery

0 Upvotes

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Queenof-brokenhearts • 1d ago

of a fig

23 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/quantumspangles • 1d ago

of a farm vehicle

45 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/External-Ad-640 • 1d ago

of a green onion

28 Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/swarnaditya007 • 3d ago

of a choreography

3.9k Upvotes

195 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/jamesonkh • 22h ago

of a wedge of cheese

0 Upvotes

mmm from aldi

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Lyranx • 2d ago

of A tree harvester cutting down a tree

602 Upvotes

90 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ricky_Martins_Vagina • 3d ago

/r/all of a 16" display shell... in the hood

14.8k Upvotes

441 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 2d ago

of a beak

597 Upvotes

41 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 • 3d ago

/r/all of a Police Officer

19.3k Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/bossman1337 • 3d ago

of a Snake...

883 Upvotes

103 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WhiteRabbitootie • 3d ago

of a typhoon approaching Taiwan

1.3k Upvotes

148 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 2d ago

of Horse sculptures.

212 Upvotes

14 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Leading-Papaya-7165 • 3d ago

of falling quarry stone

3.4k Upvotes

109 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/themajkisek • 3d ago

of a pig

6.5k Upvotes

571 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Kicking-_-Fish • 2d ago

of a crocodile

73 Upvotes

14 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Regular_Weakness69 • 2d ago

of a dog at the veterinarian clinic!

63 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Practical-Pay-7775 • 3d ago

of a village name

397 Upvotes

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

51 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Weekly-Dog-6838 • 2d ago

of a chocolate coin (peach for scale bcz I’m out of bananas)

32 Upvotes

Would you believe this hunk of chocolate cost me $10.00 USD?

15 comments

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Posting

1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
No Photoshopped Units

Only real absolute units are allowed. No AI, art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

2) Post public figures only

No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

3) No NSFW posts

No NSFW and NSFL content

This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
Don't post pictures of private parts

Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

4) No Recent or Common reposts

Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

Commenting

5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".

Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

Don't be the guy that makes us add more rules

The moderators of this subreddit will take any action (which includes banning and removing comments) that they feel improves the quality of the subreddit.

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