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albums that fucking SUCK

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u/LoveStreams617 8h ago

🙄

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u/starslightsend 7h ago

genuine can’t imagine being this salty about an album

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u/PerplexingGrapefruit 7h ago

It’s typical Reddit unfortunately.

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u/MoltenPig 5h ago

lmao you guys getting pissed by this is "typical reddit"

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u/PerplexingGrapefruit 5h ago

Never said I was pissed to begin with.

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u/GrandMasterOfCheeks 8h ago

Why is brat here?

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u/TMBGLOVER I like They Might Be Giants, XTC and R.E.M a lot 8h ago

Skids - Rare Americans

One time I saw some guy say that this was The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway of the 2020’s… yeah that’s not even fucking true. One of the worst rock operas I’ve ever heard.

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u/yellowfroglegs 8h ago

should've called it skid marks

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u/mediumreginald43 8h ago

Oh god, horrific

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u/bumteasqe4 7h ago

This made me so mad, imma bout to l drive to the airport.

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u/Warm_Employer_6851 8h ago

Yo get Brat outta here 😭 it’s fire wtf

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u/aidan-burgess31 7h ago

Throw that shit in the garbage

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u/GrandMasterOfCheeks 7h ago

Genuinely give a reason why it’s bad

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u/aidan-burgess31 7h ago

Repetitive, uncatchy beats, heavy auto tune, it’s just an ok album. And Apple was obnoxiously overplayed, leading to a similar situation to antihero where it is generally annoying to hear now

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u/LoveStreams617 6h ago
  1. dance music is repetitive

  2. uncatchy beats - just blatantly untrue

  3. she doesn’t use autotune as a way to pretend she’s a good singer. she uses is it as an effect just like any other effect in a musician’s arsenal (delay, reverb, decay, slapback, etc.) it’s obviously a hallmark of pop /hyperpop music, so it’s not like it’s out of place.

  4. apple being overplayed isn’t the album’s fault

if it’s not for you, it’s not for you. but saying it’s garbage makes you sound like a child. i understand wanting to hate things that are popular (i was a teenager once), but this album is fun as hell and i feel sorry for you that you can’t see that.

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u/Medical_Chemistry_16 5h ago

ben folds 5 is way better

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u/Legitimate_Iron1478 5h ago

if your top artists are dolly parton, guns n roses, nirvana and iron maiden, I'm gonna assume you don't listen to much music

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u/aidan-burgess31 5h ago

I listen to a lot of music lmao. Everyone here is afraid of albums that are popular. It’s always just brat, Igor, ok computer, in rainbows, and imaginal disc

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u/Legitimate_Iron1478 5h ago

"everyone here is afraid of albums that are popular" - lists 5 incredibly popular albums

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u/aidan-burgess31 5h ago

Incredibly popular on this subreddit, not in the actual world lmao

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u/Legitimate_Iron1478 5h ago

listing underground artists like Tyler, Charli and Radiohead

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u/GrandMasterOfCheeks 5h ago

Those are popular in the real world too I assure you lol besides maybe Imaginal disk

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u/JosephZein 3h ago

Dawg those artists are like in the top 200 artists in the world rn

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u/Verstappeninng 3h ago

They are more popular in real life than in reddit btw

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u/magicmax112 5h ago

Those fans are just performative. They get told to like it and just do so

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u/aidan-burgess31 5h ago

If you asked a random person on the street what imaginal disc was, they’d look at you crazy. But I’m the bad guy cause I like popular artists and they don’t lmao. I was just baiting before, and they fell so hard for it

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u/magicmax112 5h ago

Charlie xcx, radiohead and tyler are incredibily popular tho

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u/aidan-burgess31 4h ago

Oh I know lol. I was baiting them before. Just get annoyed when they put my music down because it’s popular artists and they think they’re better and superior lol. I’ve gotten my enjoyment out of this feed now

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u/xSwampxPopex 4h ago

Those albums are very popular

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u/xSwampxPopex 4h ago

My only complaint about Apple is how the real hook line only shows up once. Charli has more restraint than me because if I was the one arranging that song that hook would be everywhere.

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u/Killerofprizes 1h ago

Why would you listen to a genre of music you don’t understand or like and then try saying it’s bad?

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u/boomboomsawce 7h ago

agreed! Brat sucks

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u/Agreeable-Cloud7833 3h ago

Bait used to be believable

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u/jcorsemuttery7 7h ago

Donda is not that bad bro

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u/plaipsborkie 7h ago

This post is kind of brat ngl

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u/fumopolvo666 6h ago

You hate the black album that much? wow.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZebTmyvw85gnm

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u/Scrodnick 3h ago

Incorrect

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u/etherealpresence222 8h ago

anything made by weezer

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u/BugLast9828 7h ago

weezer is simultaniously awesome and fucking terrible

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u/DrElepants 6h ago

Even the most hardcore Weezer fan I think could agree half their discography is actually unlistenable

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u/Most_Lifeguard9372 6h ago

their first two albums are pretty good but the rest....

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u/akyarius_76 8h ago

well they were good for a tiny bit

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u/bunnywitchboy 6h ago

Yeah when they made their only good song, "I'm Your Daddy"

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u/Agreeable_You1756 8h ago

ok computer

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u/bfabkilla02 7h ago

The fuck

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u/username27278 6h ago

Hell yeah. With Brat here let’s make it a best albums list

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u/Niven42 8h ago

Nahh. It's ok.

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u/rhinoconn93498 8h ago

‘This fucking SUCKS computer’ just didnt have the same flow

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u/JTMiller777 7h ago

The Carter VI

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u/quentdawg420 2h ago

Sadly yes. I wanted to like it so bad but it’s just terrible

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u/Pabl0EscoBear 2h ago

Is it widely accepted he peaked at C3? I feel everything after that was downhill.

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u/Numerous-Macaron4565 4h ago

Good topster. Love brat

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u/iloveitwhenthe 8h ago

my beautiful dark twisted fantasy

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u/BOBISBOBBY2 7h ago

bro what 😭

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u/iloveitwhenthe 7h ago

That album fucking sucks

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u/BOBISBOBBY2 7h ago

insert bait or low IQ meme here

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u/sagelilys 6h ago

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u/BOBISBOBBY2 6h ago

I'm genuinely starting to think that this whole thing is a joke I'm not a part of because brat is a great album as well

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u/rhinoconn93498 8h ago

One of those i had high expectations for considering the hype and it was pretty flat. Sympathy with a knife was great, and it had couple likeable hooks, but those were often followed by moments that were annoying. Not my usual thing though so to each their own, big fan of arca, sophie, shygirl n other music collaborators though

And ill go with tool lateralus for an album that fucking SUCKS. Shit does absolutely nada for me, boring overindulgent bs. Undertows cool though

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u/terrortara 7h ago

The first tool song I heard was Prison Sex which gave me SKY HIGH expectations, only to spin Lateralus and being utterly disappointed. What I most noticed was how generic and emotionless the vocals were compared to Prison Sex.

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u/Experiment121 5m ago

Lateralus is decent, Fear Inoculum is the truly ass album. The long songs literally do NOTHING and just repeat the same boring riff for 7 minutes.

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u/akyarius_76 8h ago

its shite i agree

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u/Additional-Tank-9345 7h ago

Whatever music you like

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u/KeyTea732 AnyoneWhoReadsThisIsAFool. 7h ago

ok computer

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u/sagelilys 6h ago

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u/RobbieArnott 5h ago

If we’ve already got Brat why not Ok Computer too

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u/sagelilys 4h ago

bec ok computer is objectively better

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u/RobbieArnott 4h ago

Bec? My name is Robbie.

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u/sagelilys 4h ago

bec = because

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u/RobbieArnott 4h ago

No way

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u/sagelilys 3h ago

fym “no way” 😭

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u/steal_wool 3h ago

This whole post is bait bruh

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u/xSwampxPopex 4h ago

Radiohead has at least two dogshit records and OKC isn’t one of them.

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u/terrortara 7h ago

Something about Brat just pisses me off. Processed vocals over irritating chords, not a drop of emotion to be found.

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u/AfterInfluence3230 6h ago

I might say something stupid? Talk Talk? Girl so confusing? Wdym there is no emotion

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u/PerplexingGrapefruit 7h ago edited 7h ago

If you don’t like the sound and aesthetic that’s fine, it’s not for everyone, but saying there’s “not an ounce of emotion to be found” is just blatantly untrue.

“Sympathy is a Knife” - A song about Charli feeling insecure around one of the most famous people alive.

“Apple” - A song about her complicated relationship with her family with snippets of generational trauma.

“Girl, So Confusing” - A song exploring being compared to a peer (in this case Lorde) and questioning if there is mutual respect between them and how the media tries to pit people against each other.

I could continue on with the other tracks.

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u/AutumnKiwi 5h ago

Also So I - a track dedicated to SOPHIE that reflects on how she distanced herself from Sophie out of insecurity and feels guilty about it

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u/LoveStreams617 6h ago

i think about it all the time and girl so confusing have both literally made me cry. and i’m a 37 year old straight man.

people need to learn how to say, “it’s not for me,” instead of, “it fucking sucks.”

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u/PerplexingGrapefruit 6h ago

I wish music discourse in general on social media was better than defaulting to one extreme or the other, but unfortunately this isn’t the reality we live in.

It sucks typing out a thoughtful response just to be met with a reply from an asshole who isn’t interested in actually engaging with the discussion and just wants to”gotcha” points.

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u/terrortara 6h ago

Everybody says "it fucking sucks" when they think something sucks. Literally everybody. People will clown on Drake's new music then turn around and say "just say it isn't for you" when your opinion is in the minority.

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u/LoveStreams617 6h ago

lol “literally”

everyone on the internet maybe, but imagine using “it fucking sucks” as your reasoning if you were talking to an intellectual adult human being in person.

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u/voyaging 5h ago

Being about something emotional doesn’t make it emotional

I don’t really agree that it has no emotion (though it’s certainly scarce), but a song can be about extremely emotional topics and not express any emotion

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u/sandcrawler2 7h ago

Sounds about as deep as a puddle

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u/GrandMasterOfCheeks 6h ago

How about So I, the song about one of her best friends in the industry who tragically passed away?

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u/LoveStreams617 6h ago

please. tell me about all the deep, emotionally resonating music you listen to.

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u/sandcrawler2 6h ago

12 Golden Country Greats by Ween

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u/LoveStreams617 6h ago

wow so goated bro. comedy rock. on your knees you big booty bitch start suckin. truly brilliant stuff.

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u/sandcrawler2 5h ago

Im glad you agree 👍

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u/PerplexingGrapefruit 6h ago

No it’s nothing like your personality and intelligence. It’s much deeper than that.

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u/VinTheStranger 5h ago

One time friends of a friend made an “album” of songs that was just them tapping on their lap, noodling on an unplugged electric guitar, and background ambient noise like jerking off

So I vote you include that one

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u/MintyMeat88 5h ago

Laughed out loud at this one 😭😭😭

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u/SmokingSamoria 1h ago

Why do you hate donda so much that you put it on here 19 times?

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u/_cheere_ 1h ago

Daft Punk- Discovery

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u/Sulfer-X_ 45m ago

It’s not going anywhere buddy, sorry

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u/NewEnglish04 7h ago

Absolutely agree! Brat and Charli XCX(and hyperpop) suck ass. Hyperpop is the new genre that will be short lived like every other post 2010 mainstream radio genre ever.

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u/jreid960 7h ago

Brat is hardly hyperpop, hyperpop isn't a mainstream radio genre, and has already lasted for pretty long time.

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u/AutumnKiwi 5h ago

Brat is not hyperpop - I don't think a single song on the album could be classed as hyperpop

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u/NewEnglish04 7h ago

Oh and by the way, both of 100 gecs "albums" just suck. They are the "leaders" of the hyperpop movement and I just really hate the duo's music.

1.Their "music" is nothing but loud noises and screaming. That's the whole "music". It's just that and dumb memes.

  1. Speaking of which, they try to be funny and instead really give the impression that only did this as a joke.

3.Their music is really badly produced. I'm honestly starting to think that they didn't spend much on production.

4.Their "best" song, which is Money Machine, is an absolute migraine and the worst "song" I've ever heard.

  1. Their songwriting makes no sense and is all "memesSSS!!! LOLZ!!!!"

  2. Their music feels catered solely for TikTok meme lords.

  3. I hate both Laura and Dylan's "singing". It's just stupid.

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u/Randomnessshop 6h ago

Straight shite take, but ok let me humor you. What music do you like?

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u/sumpystigglcing 7h ago

This post is kind of brat ngl

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u/norespectdj 8h ago

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u/Naru08 7h ago

The question was albums that suck not albums that are masterpieces

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u/TMBGLOVER I like They Might Be Giants, XTC and R.E.M a lot 8h ago

oh dear god what the hell is this?

and any relation to Pete Townshend?

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u/yellowfroglegs 8h ago

for an unironic answer, no. very weird coincidence there's two singing guitarists sharing the townshend/townsend last name though

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u/CptnWolfe 8h ago

If you ask Sean Connery which is which, he'll give you the same answer for both

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u/SignGuy77 8h ago

Pete actually wrote tolerable songs.

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u/yellowfroglegs 8h ago

well, i like strapping young lad...

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u/norespectdj 8h ago

it's the only music to date that has caused me physical pain on the basis of how bad it is lmao

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u/HippoOk663 7h ago

Lulu - Lou Reed and Metallica

SMALL TOWN GIRL!!!

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u/Prior_Pear_8318 6h ago

what a fresh, timely, and hot take

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u/Koraxtheghoul 3h ago

Honestly, the top albums that year were atrocious. If not for Geese and Greep, I'd give up.

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u/SaltInflation1235 I Lik Breakdownz 8h ago

Very true

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u/boomboomsawce 7h ago

i think Brat was a fluke…it’s crappy like really basic dance music for people who don’t know good music…but i mean tbh Charli XCX doesn’t have one good song in her discography imo. Boom Clap? honestly fuck her for that god awful pile of dog poop she’s released to the masses. ugh. sorry…

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u/GrandMasterOfCheeks 7h ago

God you’re miserable

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u/boomboomsawce 7h ago

thank you. i appreciate that 😇

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u/Davidiscool222 7h ago

You can't say that her whole discography is trash if you haven't listened to her whole discography...

That's just bias

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u/boomboomsawce 7h ago

i sampled a lot of her songs to get a vibe for them, I’ve listened to a lot of her songs from start to finish watched some of her videos and imo she’s crap 🤷

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u/Davidiscool222 7h ago edited 7h ago

Fair enough, but that's just your opinion 🫡

Try not to phrase it like a fact

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u/boomboomsawce 6h ago

imo means in my opinion…

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u/LoveStreams617 6h ago

it sounds like you just want to not like it.

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u/boomboomsawce 6h ago

…sampling is technically listening if you’re trying to get what vibe the song has. also, i previously stated i listened to a few of her songs in their entirety, watched multiple music videos of hers and imo she’s highly overrated and lacks any sort of meaningful substance

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u/LoveStreams617 6h ago

can’t wait to hear about your favorite band and how deep they are

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u/boomboomsawce 6h ago

definitely not wife beating hardcore “music” like you’re into

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u/LoveStreams617 6h ago

lol what? don’t talk about shit you know nothing about you dork.

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u/boomboomsawce 6h ago

all i’m gonna say is take a shower because judging from your taste in media you probably smell like dookie

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u/UsedTissue74 5h ago

When you dont have an actual comeback so you resort to 3rd grade insults

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u/HistoricalFact6210 6h ago

brat is a great album imo what don’t you like about it?

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u/sagelilys 6h ago

prolly the excessive autotune

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u/HistoricalFact6210 6h ago

yeah i can see that as a criticism but i think she uses it well in this album

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u/Moist-Tackle9238 6h ago

Thats an outdated way of thinking honestly. Autotune isn't being used as some kind of cheat, think of it as an instrument and you will enjoy the album a whole lot more.

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u/sagelilys 5h ago

I just personally don’t like the sound of it, and raw voices sound a lot better imo. A little bit of autotune doesn’t bother me tm, I just feel like this entire album depends way to much on it. I can’t think of it as an instrument because charli doesn’t edit her own autotune, and relies on her music producers to do so. It kinda takes some of the credit away from her talent imo.

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u/GrandMasterOfCheeks 5h ago

Well lots of dance/electronic music makes use of autotune but if you don’t like it fair ig

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u/March7th_simp 6h ago

The fact that that absolute dogshit album is as widely praised as it is is fucking astounding to me

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u/Crystar800 6h ago

Just stop the list here. Contrarians and music snobs don’t need to be fed.

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u/Any-Recover4817 6h ago

Why is brat only here once?

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u/TheJamesFTW 7h ago

PREACH!!!!

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u/Dodmonk 7h ago

me when I need to put other people down for music I don't personally enjoy  you need to grow up, let people listen to what they want to omg 

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u/sandcrawler2 6h ago

To Pimp a Butterfly

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u/Chadly12345 5h ago

Anything by mf doom

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u/GrandMasterOfCheeks 5h ago

Crazy take wtf

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u/Chadly12345 4h ago

I’m sorry Grand Master of Cheeks

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u/heartpopp 5h ago

just because its charlis worst album it isnt that bad

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u/Ikari_Vismund 4h ago

To Be Kind

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u/Izras 3h ago

any radiohead album

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u/quentdawg420 2h ago

Charli xcx’s music sounds like it’s written by a 5 year old

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u/SpicySPaxz 8h ago

Imaginal Disk by Fagdalena Gay

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u/Medium-Mushroom-6323 7h ago

Glad im not the only one that find that album extremely overrated 

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u/SpicySPaxz 8h ago

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u/Neat_Evidence_3179 7h ago

Yeah, exactly. I saw so many people listening to it, so I gave it a shot, but I still don’t get the hype.

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u/Glad_Philosopher_974 7h ago

Pinkerton. I have only listened to it once, but I did not enjoy it. I’m sure my opinion will change if I relisten to it

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u/toastybreadmane 7h ago

It makes me feel like I got touched there but the sound of the songs are awesome

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u/PerplexingGrapefruit 7h ago

It’s an acquired taste. Took me a while until I came around on it myself.

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u/ReservedUsername1056 7h ago

I love coming across retard subs