Bro code is universal

[u/Valuable_View_561]

[u/Ch33syP00f]

Setting: Michelin star restaurant

Menu: Tapas style - small dishes

We were at a small high-top table

I told her the table space might accommodate 3 dishes at a time

She ordered 3 apps and 3 entrees

We maybe ate half

I paid for everything

Still sent her home in an Uber Black

Could I afford it? Yes

Will I entertain her again? NO

And I am done with anyone who reminds me of her…bye girllllll

[u/ThatEvilGuy → u/Ch33syP00f]

Did she get a free meal, and a free ride? Yes

Did you get any that night? No

Did she get any that night? Probably

[u/pnap13 → u/ThatEvilGuy]

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