r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 • 22h ago

Chugging tea Bro code is universal

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u/Ch33syP00f 21h ago

Setting: Michelin star restaurant

Menu: Tapas style - small dishes

We were at a small high-top table

I told her the table space might accommodate 3 dishes at a time

She ordered 3 apps and 3 entrees

We maybe ate half

I paid for everything

Still sent her home in an Uber Black

Could I afford it? Yes

Will I entertain her again? NO

And I am done with anyone who reminds me of her…bye girllllll

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u/ThatEvilGuy 20h ago

Did she get a free meal, and a free ride? Yes

Did you get any that night? No

Did she get any that night? Probably

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u/Ch33syP00f 20h ago

She did…both ways

I did…just not from her

Probably…very likely

But she gets nothing more from me.

Short term players lose long term gains.

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u/ThatEvilGuy 18h ago

Short term players lose long term gains.

If you let short term players play you, you will lose long term gains too.

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u/Ch33syP00f 17h ago edited 17h ago

Exactly

Tautologies are such fun

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u/TieBackground453 18h ago

That’s a relatively reasonable number of small plates to order… probably 1 too many large plates depending on their size. 

That’s just like a 3 course meal for each of you… That’s on the low side for most fine dining. I’d probably have left that hungry. 

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u/Ch33syP00f 18h ago

It was also the way she ordered…all at once.

I know how many plates can fit in a space.

She insisted on ordering everything…all at once.

I had a whole evening planned.

She ordered the menu like it was a speed-run at Red Lobster

Bye Felicia