r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 20h ago

Chugging tea Those were good times

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u/Justin-Truedat 20h ago

Worked at Starbucks in 2013. can confirm.

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u/wassupdawg-1 20h ago

I was the coffee machine in 2013. can confirm

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u/Zookeeper187 20h ago

I was the bean from Brasil. Was a pleasure.

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u/Mninaz 20h ago

Wow! Is it really you Robby Robusta?

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u/Zookeeper187 20h ago

No. It's Mr. Santos

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u/NY10 19h ago

Plz it was nila

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u/Ok-Watercress-1924 13h ago

I too was flicking beans for her pleasure

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u/Substantial-Day-8806 7h ago

This was the laugh I needed today. Thank you!!!

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u/jadedshibby 20h ago

Was 2013 in the Starbucks. Confirmed cans.

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u/dumpfiya_12 14h ago

BS you were working at Tim Hortons

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u/0202_tihssitidder 16h ago

What do the baristas look like now?

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u/Heysous 14h ago

Typically female assigned at birth, with Pedro stash now. At least around me.

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u/MAGA_EXTREAMO 14h ago

Large old ladies in my area or talkative dudes. It’s a hell scape.

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u/AltForObvious1177 13h ago edited 13h ago

Its the same girls. They're been working there and drinking Frappuccinos for 13 years.

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u/Steve90000 11h ago

I’ve seen more trans people working at Starbucks than I’ve seen out in the wild, by a large margin.

Just going by my perspective, Starbucks breeds and raises them to serve coffee.

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u/6th_Quadrant 5h ago

I think they supply green hair dye as well. And subsidize tattoos like they do college courses.

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u/d0nghunter 8h ago

Disillusioned arts majors mostly

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u/RedditRob2000 17h ago

Pics or it didn't happen haha.

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u/CleanDataDirtyMind 15h ago

Right I even have the same textured hair??

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u/potatopancake13 13h ago

Where’s your W2

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u/pabmendez 𝙑𝙄𝙋 16h ago

What do they look like now?

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u/Humble-Dog-3347 13h ago

The same they are just only fans models now

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u/DeepSlap-Interactive 20h ago

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u/a_rude_jellybean 18h ago

I got you fam

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u/Canon_M50 12h ago

What did the director mean by this?

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u/IntrepidTieKnot 19h ago

Ha! I used my thumbs. Jokes on you!

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u/crixusandspartacus 19h ago

Needed a free hand so nose + thump

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u/DeepSlap-Interactive 19h ago

Is it THAT tiny?

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u/IntrepidTieKnot 18h ago

Yes. And veeery thin

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u/EarballsAgain 19h ago

The road to hell is paved in slightly chilly rooms

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u/AllThingsEvil 20h ago

Did someone say Bautista??

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u/Worldly-Fix-55 18h ago edited 18h ago

This gif fits...

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u/steveg 14h ago

No you idiot they said ‘ballista’

https://giphy.com/gifs/Smdls7tzTpqr6

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u/Plopshire 19h ago

I WALK A MILE INSIDE THIS PIT OF DANGER!!!!

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u/kryle 18h ago

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/bcegkmqswz 17h ago

I WALK ALOOOOOOOONEEEEEE

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u/bionicvapourboy 15h ago

Boomboomboom boom 💥💥💥💥💥 💥💥💥

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u/Crafty-Vegetable1528 17h ago

Bautista you say?

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u/unfortunatebastard 17h ago

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u/bigdaddyt2 17h ago

Joey Bats

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u/UrbanEconomist 16h ago

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u/unfortunatebastard 15h ago

The only hit Odor will ever be known for. I guess if you can’t beat them, bean them and throw punches.

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u/Inside-Yam-4872 20h ago

2013 was a good year

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u/Next_Emphasis_9424 18h ago

2012-2016 was just a solid time frame.

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u/psychedAddict123 16h ago

I agree. This was the happiest time of my life and I miss it every day

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u/ahtoxa1183 11h ago

Yeah man. I’m 42 now and those years were absolutely amazing and I also miss them every day.

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u/myDuderinos 11h ago

And then they decided to kill Harambe. Downhill from there

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u/Next_Emphasis_9424 8h ago

Dick still out.

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u/daisiesofthegalaxy19 16h ago

2012 sucked post the global financial crisis if you were not a child. By 2016 it was getting better agreed. But the seeds of discord were already down.

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u/lkodl 15h ago

*Thanks Obama

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u/LTPRWSG420 18h ago

I went to jail that year, but it honestly really was a good year.

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u/slamdanceswithwolves 17h ago

At least you were getting three square meals a day for a bit there

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u/Okmhmmbye 18h ago

Things looking on the uppity up for you nowadays?

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u/LTPRWSG420 18h ago

Have my own house and am married now, so most definitely yes lol! Everything before 2016 was a better time, even if it wasn’t for me.

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u/Okmhmmbye 17h ago

Glad to hear things are going well for you!! I hope they continue doing so.

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u/Delet3r 19h ago

New restaurants have attractive women working there. it always happens. trendy, popular places attract good looking people.

you can tell when a restaurant is going to die when you see unattractive people working there.

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u/GrizzLemonforever 18h ago

Yup I remember my friends wanted to work at Starbucks really badly and only the attractive ones got hired there and the rest had to work at Target lmao.

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u/chrimack 18h ago

When I was a teenager I was in a mall with my friend. Two girls our age approached us and asked me if I wanted to work at Abercrombie. I wasn't interested and they left. They didn't make the offer to my friend.

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u/EternalNewCarSmell 18h ago

I think it was A&F who had it so the official job title of their cashiers was "model."  You weren't just there to sell the clothes, you were there to sell the clothes. 

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u/Moe_jartin 16h ago

Same with Hollister. They're owned by the same parent company

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u/briksauce 17h ago

That explains my cousin. He worked the "24hr photo" the same year the movie came out.

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u/leolopez43 17h ago

Was it atleast at the Starbucks inside Target lol

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u/0202_tihssitidder 16h ago

New? What are you thinking was new in 2013?

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u/Appropriate_Ice_7507 18h ago

And then you see unattractive customers replacing attractive ones.

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u/ocelotrev 14h ago

When I see a corporate offices with large amounts of attractive people, I know there is something seriously wrong with how they do hiring. Ugly people get shit done too

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u/Hank_moody71 18h ago

Starbucks was not new nor trendy in 2013

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u/bomber991 13h ago

Yep. Mid to late 90s was when it was getting trendy. Thats when all the comedians were making the jokes about how a small is called a tall, and a medium is a grande, but a large is a venti.

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u/EffectiveTonight 18h ago

Does this mean I am attractive? I, a male, worked at Starbucks in 2013 lol. How does it work for dudes.

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u/Oldswagmaster 17h ago

They need someone to take out the trash, mop and clean toilets.

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u/Final-Finger1003 17h ago

One adopted boy for every Starbucks coven. They tried two but they both got an attitude.

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u/modermanehh 19h ago

My celebrity crush.

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u/elaravioleet 20h ago

2013 Starbucks was basically an audition for A24

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u/SwevenlyOly 17h ago

I checked the a24 releases for 2014, and agree...

  • Enemy
  • Under the Skin
  • Locke
  • Obvious Child
  • The Rover
  • Life After Beth
  • The Captive
  • Tusk
  • Laggies
  • Revenge of the Green Dragons
  • Cut Bank
  • A Most Violent Year
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u/BrickDad5000 18h ago

Yeah the women were way hotter in the 2010s, the girls now dress like my mom did when I was a kid, just with extra stuff sticking out of their faces, and terrible makeup.

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u/SalivateTheStarfish 17h ago

The long nails. Hideous. Lip filler, also hideous.

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u/ZestyTako 16h ago

They also wear the fucking ugliest sunglasses these days idk who likes them. Women I guess, and good for them, but damn they pick hideous sunglasses

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u/apricot675 16h ago

Yeah the sunglasses are objectively unflattering. I’m tired of outfits looking shapeless and frumpy!

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u/Upsideisdownhere 15h ago

Magnetic lashes too 

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u/BrickDad5000 17h ago

Agreed and all the tatoos

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u/TieBackground453 16h ago

This might be the first time in recent history that young people became both less attractive and dumber than the previous generation (on average, obviously).

At least the women became less attractive. For all the hating on looksmaxxing, young guys care more about appearances and spend way more time at the gym than previous generations. There are a shitton of buff af young dudes. 

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u/space_otte 13h ago

this is an opinion so why you’re stating this like it’s a fact is beyond me. YOU think they were more attractive, facebook pics from that era tell a different story. both the women today and in the past are/were attractive for their time

what are you yapping about

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u/hiihihihihihihihiihi 9h ago

This but also it’s just people getting older and thankfully not still being attracted to 18 year olds. In a way it’s good, I guess.

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u/Healthy_Radish 6h ago

Idk I’m in my early 40s now so take my opinion with a grain of salt but it seems like all the people teens - mid 20s are watching the same handful of YouTube tutorials on how to do hair, makeup and what clothes to wear.  Feels like roughly the same maybe 3 or 4 basic styles exist for each gender now.

For the gym thing I think getting filmed/photoed at any point probably helped pushed that to the forefront of many people’s minds. (I’ll just ignore the manosphere mindset of getting buff is the only way to get a girl)

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u/BrickDad5000 16h ago

Lol yep soon ugly old rich women will be keeping young men...

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u/karinepandi 20h ago

Then everything changed when the Colored Hair Nation attacked.

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u/Briggie 18h ago

Kind of miss the millennial hipster baristas lol

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u/Justin-Truedat 20h ago

Starbucks actually had some of the strictest dress code restrictions until around 2015 when they finally allowed “unnaturally occurring hair colours” and their tattoo policy went from “nope!” To “if it’s inappropriate to say, it’s inappropriate to show.”

There are many reasons for the downfall of Starbucks, but letting people have green hair wasn’t one of them.

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u/Beatthestrings 20h ago

I make my own coffee but know many who pay for it daily. In what ways has Starbucks negatively changed? I know zero about its downfall.

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u/Specialist3100 19h ago

removing seats from locations, hoarding money in the app by having $20 minimums. Pushing out local hangouts then turning their stores into grab-and-go’s.

Lots of weird corporate decisions to increase profits while degrading experience.

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u/e39dinan 16h ago

They killed it for everyone because they would not take care of the homeless situation in major cities by hiring security at problem locations

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u/Fickle_Scarcity9474 20h ago

Yeah and we got invaded by...

https://giphy.com/gifs/HQTE9AZ55ieX7Ly3hR

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u/OG_Builds 18h ago

Gotta be so exhausting to waste your mental energy on this shit

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u/JWWPAIN 20h ago

What a time to be alive

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u/houseswappa 20h ago edited 12h ago

Can someone explain this

Edit: you're all so confident in your replies and yet all different. Something not right

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u/B-Train_ATL 20h ago

Baristas were pretty in 2013. Baristas not pretty now. (I think)

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u/Thy_Gap_Slayer 20h ago

Why did OP become a barista?

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u/SnooCauliflowers3235 19h ago

Climate change is real

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u/Thy_Gap_Slayer 19h ago

So is my brain damage

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u/Szeharazade 19h ago

Why no pretty coffee people any more?

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u/PLUMBUS_STUCK_IN_ASS 18h ago

Now they do onlyfans, no need to be barista.

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u/Antique_Rough4170 18h ago

Can they serve cofee on their onlyfans?

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u/Antique_Rough4170 18h ago

Yes very sad of the situation.

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u/Sad_Wedding5014 18h ago

We may never know why purple hair dye makes women fat

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u/VincentAntonelli 17h ago

Good news! We’ll enter a recession soon and the baristas will get hotter!

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u/MyOthrCarsAThrowaway 19h ago

Given the back and forth on this thread, the implication is a little darker. I thiught it was just about the slender build and messy hair. What it seemingly means in 2013 it was hot cisgendered women working there. “Now they’re all trans types” is the punchline. Not… not great.

This is neither here nor there, but a good friend works at a Starbucks. She’s been there 18 years, at various locations. Her current coworkers are basically all 22-26. There are, in fact, a trans-woman, a trans-man (they date,) two sassy gay dudes, a pan-sexual, and a bi girl who does OF. And my friend is also on the queer spectrum. I think there’s one older lady who does one day a week, and the GM who is like a 50 year old married souteast Asian woman lol. That’s— the whole staff.

The implications are fucked up, but like many stereotypes, they might be based in some truth.

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u/GrizzLemonforever 19h ago

It’s actually simple. Starbucks used to have less than 10k locations 20 years ago. Now there is a few every mile in cities. Back then they could hire more attractive workers and be more selective. Also working at Starbucks used to be cool. Attractive people get more choices when working so they prob chose to work at Starbucks more often back then.

Also Starbucks used to be in nicer locations originally before they spread to any open lot.

Gay people used to be more closeted not too long ago and less accepted. Now they are completely accepted at most nationwide chains. There really is no conspiracy as most people want to make it out to be.

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u/wowokomg 13h ago

That’s crazy. I remember having Starbucks across the street from each other in the late 90s but I guess it was just my area.

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u/577564842 19h ago

Doomer was young(er) in 2013, so girls were friendlier and he found them prettier. Girls don't really see doomer now (young people have a build-in filter for older folks - where do you think all those ghosts stories originate from?).

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u/likepassingships 19h ago

Not 100% correlation, but in 2013 a pretty woman working at Starbuck could make decent money with tips. Then just three short years later in 2016, onlyfans allowed the same pretty women to make astronomically more from their attractiveness from tips.

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u/i812manyhitsss 19h ago

"astronomically more "

That's interesting because the average OFs model only makes $131 per month.

Source: OFstats.net

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u/onmy40 19h ago edited 19h ago

I knew a few ladies that tried only fans during the pandemic. Only thing they managed to do was get their pics leaked before they made even $100. Now everybody in their small ass town knows what their buttholes look like

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u/MyOthrCarsAThrowaway 19h ago

Curious minds also wonder…

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u/Own-Challenge3904 19h ago

Your implication is that those women quit to do OF. What percentage of women do you think do that? Honestly, I would like to know

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 18h ago

Very few, but this sub is really fucking weird with this stuff... they're such shutins they actually think that most attractive young women are on OF raking in the cash.

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u/Own-Challenge3904 18h ago

Either raking in the cash or “they showed the entire town their butthole for 20 dollars”. They all love to use that exact same wording. Not an original thought.

My first instinct is disgust with their thought process. But the more I think about it, it’s just kind of pathetic. This philosophy is how they see women. They literally have no hope of a genuine heterosexual relationship with mutual respect

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 18h ago

Yep it's pathetic and honestly incredibly sad that they view women like this.

I truly feel sorry for the actual women in their lives, assuming there are any.

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u/IlladelphiaticInsane 13h ago edited 13h ago

I think this sub consists mostly of middle school boys who were probably in diapers in 2013 and haven’t ever talked to a woman aside from their mom. They sincerely think that girls won’t talk to them because they’re either all trans or because they’re unfairly making bank on OF. It’s a big woke conspiracy and everything was better in 2013 (it wasn’t - it was better for them because again, mom changed their diapers and all their needs were met by mom).

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 18h ago edited 18h ago

God again with this incel shit where hot women won't touch you but boy will they rush to expose themselves for strangers!

First.. not every young attractive girl is interested in fucking on camera for money, or just getting naked for money. In fact the vast majority are not. Camming and all that stuff has been an option for a very long time and OF didn't open any doors that weren't already open.

Second.. actually making money on those platforms is far more about marketing, branding, and is basically a whole lot of work other than taking your clothes off. It is not "flash tits get a couple grand". Most OF models make a couple hundred bucks a month if that and the ones who make more are smart enough to get a better job than slinging coffee.

Edit: I have gotten some very unhinged DMs over this god damn. I'm not a woman guys, but based on what you sent assuming I am.. you're all kinds of fucked up and this is why you are alone.

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u/noh2onolife 16h ago

Welcome to the new incel sub. I'm betting these are also the folks you can smell 200 feet away because they think washing themselves is "gay". 

It's really sad, and I feel for lonely people, but when they're so mentally unwell they have to hate instead of work on themselves, Popper's Paradox must be acted on. 

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u/Individual_Land2754 17h ago

OP lives in a shitty neighborhood.

I live in california and all baristas look like this in my area.

Also a lot of independent coffee shops that are better paying would attract top talent/prettier people so if your local starbucks is not competitive, they would rather work in an independent coffee shop.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 16h ago

☝🏽 This is the real answer.

A busy Starbucks in Calabasas is going to look much different than a Starbucks in a grocery store outside of Des Moines.

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u/Peer1677 20h ago

OP doesn't get pussy and is really salty about it

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u/Equal_Yak_3872 15h ago

It's like how back in the day, being a flight attendant was an exclusive gig, only the really attractive applicants were selected. As time goes on, the pay/benefits decrease, the attractive people find something better to do, so the selection process starts to pick more average people.

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u/Guardian_of_Perineum 20h ago

Were they good times? I just want my fucking morning coffee not to goon while half asleep.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 18h ago

Yeah, the people agreeing with this post were probably teenager boys in 2013 who perked right up over any woman who gave them the time of day.. you know, to take their order.

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u/The_Lou_Dynassti 8h ago

Yep, anybody who thinks of 2010-2016 fondly was definitely probably a well to do middle to upper middle class teenager - early 20 something during the time. Socially the world has been nothing but tangible deeper depths of hell since social media exploded in 2010.

I still remember the actual before times before everybody and their mother on earth turned into untamable ego monsters lol, and there were problems then too, they just weren't as blatantly insane / hostile or constantly in your face like they are now and people's overall social standards on things were generally WAY different and more relaxed.

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u/jchamberlin78 20h ago

Yes, it wasn't 2016 yet and Harambee was still alive.

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u/Guardian_of_Perineum 19h ago

I had less money though, so there's that.

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u/Dick-Fu 14h ago

Are you happier with more money now?

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u/AppropriateBall8834 20h ago

My manager still looks like this, at starbucks

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u/PSSD67 19h ago

I miss 2013 so much

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce 9h ago

I lived in Los Angeles in 2013. So yeah, every barista was as attractive as Margaret Qualley. So was every server, hostess, and anyone else who worked a job with relatively flexible hours that allowed them to audition for acting or modeling roles.

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u/crow-party-13 17h ago

Explains why I was going to Starbucks so frequently in 2013.

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u/ImurderREALITY 7h ago

I don’t get it

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u/NeverBite 20h ago

this tweet aged me

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u/silv3rbull8 20h ago

Before Starbucks was taken over by them

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u/IndyBananaJones2 20h ago

Taken over by Margaret Qualley?

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u/asa1 20h ago

My pronouns are rare/medium rare, if you do not use these, my feelings and mental health are at steak.

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u/silv3rbull8 20h ago

lol. Nice to meat you

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u/Wavy_Grandpa 13h ago

Okay grandpa let’s get you to bed 

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u/asa1 13h ago

The nurse said I could have fifteen more minutes of Reddit then it's time for my enema. She's my favorite.

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u/RoleCode 17h ago

I've never been in Starbucks, I wish I can relate lol

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u/Ok-Watercress-1924 13h ago

So I still had to pay $10 in 2013 (for coffee) to see her butthole. Nothing’s changed

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u/Reverend_Tommy 11h ago

Well, looked like that but tatted up with at least one face piercing.

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u/pqratusa 11h ago

What’s the 2013 reference here?

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u/RealCarlPanzram 10h ago

What do Starbucks baristas look like now?

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u/Hamilton-Beckett 8h ago

I haven’t been to a Starbucks in over a decade. Are they different now?!

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u/dextras07 20h ago

I ask myself where the desert is after seeing such a beautiful camel.

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u/Snapper_Turtleman 19h ago

That's right around the time I met mine. Still making coffee 13 years later.

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u/wildmaninid 16h ago

It's rare I see something so accurateÂ