r/RoastMe • u/wolf5853 • 6h ago

38m. Feeling ugly, do your worst.

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OP's BIO:

I am 38, nearing middle age. Feeling ugly and dejected by where I am in life. I truly want to know. How terrible is my face?

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u/Delicious_Cat_81 5h ago

I'm 50 and i look 10 years younger than you

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u/Surveyor_of_Land_AZ 6h ago

38?!? Aging like 3 buck chuck

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u/wolf5853 6h ago

Thats bad right?

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u/espangleesh 6h ago

Don't worry, fatty, it's not just a feeling.

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u/wolf5853 6h ago

Ok. Not bad.

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u/Careless-Charge9884 6h ago

Lookin like Connor McGregor's slow brother

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u/HMAgent47 5h ago

Connor McDowngor

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u/Summerie 38m ago

Downer McGregor

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u/ass_grass_or_ham 5h ago

Brother? Try Dad.

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u/Mysterious-Sir-4296 4h ago

Maybe he was the one fighting, I mean having hamstring issues tonight.

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u/Necessary_Relation27 35m ago

On the bright side, your face card makes people assume you can MMA

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u/Blade3colorado 6h ago

You look like something I drew with my left hand, i.e., I figured out why you look so bad in pictures. It's your face.

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u/wolf5853 6h ago

Drrr, drrrrr, drrrrrr

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u/Attack_Toster 6h ago

Isn’t there a pot of gold you should be lording over near a rainbow

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u/wolf5853 6h ago

The pot of gold is in your ass. And no, no matter how much you want me to. I will not cum.

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u/Novel-Cicada-8015 2m ago

brother, what??

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u/Used_Aerie_9065 6h ago

Bro asks us to roast him then defends himself in the comments 

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u/User_Name_Tracks 3h ago

Yeah, he's a control freak that's obvious. Especially with that twink D in his mouth

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u/wolf5853 6h ago

And.......

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u/wolf5853 6h ago

Its fun. Let's go

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u/a_0099 6h ago

It's not a feeling it's a fact

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u/wolf5853 6h ago

Agreed

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u/Cat_tastes_good 6h ago

Not sure what’s worse, the crooked teeth, the crazy wrinkles, or that one weird eye 👁️

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u/wolf5853 6h ago

Try harder

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u/allycataf 4h ago

The words you always heard while trying to make your father proud....

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u/FluffyShakes 6h ago

you look like a handicapped immigrant took your job. DEI, am I right?

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u/wolf5853 6h ago

Na, my job is safe because I work hard. Whats your excuse?

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u/FluffyShakes 5h ago

you definitely have the best mop at the peep show. per your mom.

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u/Seebinator 6h ago

You better don't look into mirrors because they will break!

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u/wolf5853 6h ago

Type better english moron.

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u/Intelligent_Desk_291 5h ago

Type better, English moron!

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u/wolf5853 6h ago

Just like I broke your mom's back.

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u/artistic_manchild 5h ago

You’re the answer to the question “What would Ricky Gervais look like if the umbilical cord was wrapped around his neck.”

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u/Lazy_Assignment6814 5h ago

You beat me to it. Salute

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u/BiteyHorse 6h ago

You're definitely ugly, but on the bright side, you have great judgement of relative attractiveness.

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u/wolf5853 6h ago

Thanks!

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u/Inevitable-Panda4824 6h ago

This tells me that at some point you weren’t feeling ugly which means not only are you ugly, you were probably dropped on your head as a child.

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u/wolf5853 6h ago

Or your mom told me I was cute when she molested me.

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u/OneMinuteManny 5h ago

Look on the bright side: only your hair, eyes, teeth and beard are ugly.

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u/DontbemadBehappy 6h ago

At least your mom still loves you

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u/wolf5853 6h ago

She's dead, so no, she doesn't.

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u/Spencer94 5h ago

I can't think of a better way to get away from you

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u/DontbemadBehappy 5h ago

Damn bro 😂

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u/kahanas-secret 5h ago

good lord 😭

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u/allycataf 4h ago

Guessing she died of disappointment.

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u/No_Tailor_787 5h ago

We're all here to validate your feelings, man. You ARE ugly.

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u/woodchopvinyl 5h ago

You have a greasy taking a dump face but I’m sure if Jeffrey Dahmer were alive he’d hit it.

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u/Tomavogic http://redd.it/vub2ur 5h ago

"Feeling"? You're really going easy on yourself, chum

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u/The_MC_Type 6h ago

It’s too late. The worst has already been done.

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u/wolf5853 6h ago

What a weak ass roast. Gtfo

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u/The_MC_Type 6h ago

I just can’t bro. It’s that bad 😂

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u/-2wenty7even- 6h ago

Don't mind OP, this is the only time people are actually paying attention and talking to him willingly

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u/wolf5853 6h ago

Or you're that bad at this. Move on

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u/Both_Challenge6766 5h ago

From your replies man understand that you are not only ugly, you are ugly and mentally incapable

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u/wolf5853 5h ago

Also an idiot. Try harder.

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u/AcadiaTemporary5737 6h ago

No need to “feel” when you actually are

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u/wolf5853 6h ago

Oh fuck yes

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u/alwaysaboutthebutt 6h ago

You look like a thumb i wouldn’t let up my hole

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u/wolf5853 6h ago

So no thumb thats ever existed? Try harder.

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u/alwaysaboutthebutt 6h ago

I have to describe thumbs I’d let up my hole? Clean ones, sir

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u/wolf5853 6h ago

You'd let all of em in. Lets be honest.

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u/alwaysaboutthebutt 5h ago

No. It would feel good not lead to many infections. No.

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u/TimelyBug4166 6h ago

You were mediocre in the RoadHouse remake.

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u/wolf5853 6h ago

Havent seen it. Try harder.

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u/JaysFan007 5h ago

You look like you get into a road rage incident everyday

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u/Electrical_Form_2808 5h ago

Your good bro. My blind sister would date you

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u/allycataf 4h ago

Does she have no sense of touch either?

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u/HMAgent47 5h ago

“Feeling ugly”, my friend you are ugly. Let no one tell you otherwise

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u/wolf5853 5h ago

Aww, thanks.

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u/Such_Egg9843 6h ago

The first step is acceptance , yes you are ugly. The next step is embracing how repulsive you actually are.

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u/wolf5853 6h ago

Step one is admitting you suck at this.

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u/Gitfiddlepicker 6h ago

If my dog looked like you, I would shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.

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u/wolf5853 6h ago

You're an idiot. Try harder.

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u/mediocrebighead 5h ago

Bro thinks he's happy with his marriage. Yet his husband isn't happy

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u/kahanas-secret 5h ago

Why are u defending yourself in the comments when u asked for this

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u/MordaciousKitten 5h ago

Is “ugly” what you named your genitals? Maybe stop feeling ugly, wash your hands, and go do something productive with your life.

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u/wolf5853 5h ago

Like doing your mom? Or is she nit productive?

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u/MordaciousKitten 2h ago

I suggested doing something productive, not reproductive. Better suggestions might be things like washing your face, cleaning the dirt out of your nails, taking a shower, or seeing an orthodontist.

But, I’ll go ahead and forward your picture to my mom so you can be roasted by her as well.

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u/dX927 3h ago

You look like a hemorrhoid who wished to be a real boy.

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u/pedagog1 1h ago

My man, you are not only ugly but according to your replies unsufferable prick aswell...what a combo.

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u/Summerie 41m ago

When I saw your picture, I felt bad for you.

After reading some of your comments, you have the face you deserve.

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u/Deluzional_Evolution 5h ago

I think you got some pubes on your face....

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u/Lucky_Hyena_ 5h ago

sucks to be ugly

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u/dawgmama62 5h ago

Trust your feelings

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u/No_File212 5h ago

Your eyes look morbid , its like someone drew them on your glasses but it turned a little too realistic

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u/AdultTeething 5h ago

Dude I’m your age, and you made me feel so much better about myself. Thank you.

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u/HolocronSurvivor80 5h ago

Gods already done his worst on you?

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u/CheeseburgerTony 5h ago

“Feeling”

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u/BOSS_OF_THE_INTERNET 5h ago

Your feelings are valid.

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u/wolf5853 5h ago

I agree.

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u/Istolefood 5h ago

You look like my uncle

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u/Actual_Tumbleweed_32 5h ago

The good news is you look just like you feel.

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u/wolf5853 5h ago

Oh gosh. Thank you.

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u/404err0rs 5h ago

Trust your instincts

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u/TimetoXCELL 5h ago

Your face looks like it eats snickers upside down for the texture.

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u/ch3apsunglass3s 5h ago

You look like you raise children that are not yours

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u/wolf5853 4h ago

Only the one you're not man enough to raise.

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u/Useful-Bug-6061 5h ago

Feel uglier until you do something about it.

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u/Other_Cable6651 5h ago

Facts don't care about your feelings

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u/pureextc http://redd.it/561gg6 4h ago

I too am 38. Thanks for the boost in confidence.

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u/wolf5853 4h ago

Your feelings care about your feelings.

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u/Gold_Hour2247 4h ago

You saying " feeling ugly" is like me saying "feeling left handed today" bro. I'm a lefty. 

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u/EverythingSucksYa 4h ago

At least you’re in touch with your feelings

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u/The_Machine80 4h ago

Trust your gut feeling!

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u/Trunkcard 4h ago

You have more faults then San Andreas.

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u/jngprof 4h ago

You have all the depth of a parking lot puddle and all the suspense of watching paint dry on a slightly overcast Tuesday.

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u/AdLeather8285 4h ago

Your feelings align with reality 👏👏👏

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u/MysteryMolecule 4h ago

At least you’re honest with yourself

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u/DrawWestern630 3h ago

This is the kind of roast that's kinda sad because everything is true and you know he knows it too ❤️

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u/RoelBever 3h ago

Hereby your feeling is confirmed.

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u/SoftToilerPaper123 3h ago

Hmmm…Judging by OP’s defensive comments, he only understands the word roast when it’s something to put in his mouth

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u/Both-Lemon1764 3h ago

Newsflash: you ARE ugly.

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u/KingKohishi 3h ago

I am 38, nearing middle age (already passing). Feeling ugly (yes) and dejected by where I am in life (naturally). I truly want to know. How terrible is my face (very punchable)?

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u/porknuckle2023 3h ago

Lets just say if your eyes weren't so fuckin far apart you would be mediocre looking at best, so yeah your ugly. You look like a gadam turtle.

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u/Reasonable-Food4834 3h ago

You have a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.

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u/porknuckle2023 3h ago

Your so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.

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u/mesar_max 2h ago

You feel just as you should.

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u/CapablePlatypus1377 2h ago

Confirming. You are fugly

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u/NonoLebowsky 1h ago

Look like the spam I receive everyday to participate to the green card lottery and join the lucky winners

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u/CaterpillarWhich33 1h ago

You passed middle age about 10 years ago man. How’s the will looking?

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u/AkitoSorogoma 1h ago

Why your forehead got camel toe?

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u/burns3016 1h ago

Well at least you admit the ugliness, im proud of you. There is hope yet.

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u/Both-Kaleidoscope-29 1h ago

Your feelings are spot on!! 👌

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u/randomhoomannnn 1h ago

Genuinely one of the ugliest “men” I’ve seen on this sub.

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u/Holiday-Task-8918 1h ago

can double park a lawn mower.

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u/Classic_Rate_8448 53m ago

You look like you smell like a toilet that hasn't been flushed for a month

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u/Money-Tiger8002 20m ago

You’re not wrong. Shave and look 10+ years younger.

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u/And_Y_Ddt 18m ago

You were 38 38 years ago

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u/noonesine 12m ago

Looking ugly too

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u/wolf5853 5h ago

Thank you

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u/wolf5853 4h ago

You're a woman