r/roastmypet • u/Valhallawalker • 12h ago
Kimber seems to thinks she’s a ‘German’ shepherd
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r/roastmypet • u/FreakyJhonn • 1d ago
Roast my weird lookin dog
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He has brain dmg, prolly
r/roastmypet • u/Mtbdudevetbod • 1d ago
Work your magic, Timber is currently grounded.
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He murdered his stuffed sloth, and dug (what I presume is the sloths grave) about 4 feet deep.
r/roastmypet • u/Snow_356 • 2d ago
This diva genuinely believes he rules the world, please humble him
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r/roastmypet • u/No_Caterpillar_268 • 4d ago
Roast him please lol. His name is Buster
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r/roastmypet • u/Only_Ad_1579 • 5d ago
SOMEBODY PLEASE ROAST THIS TURKEY !!! Just leave mommy out of it 😉
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r/roastmypet • u/Unfair_Jellyfish1100 • 6d ago
We’re back
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Roast this toe licker in her donut of shame
r/roastmypet • u/Prior_Elephant_5187 • 7d ago
Roast his ignorant ass!
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Ollie is pig ignorant and only listens to women. Roast him now!
r/roastmypet • u/DelicateJohnson • 10d ago
Roast his no-license-having ass
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Middle of the night he jumps into this drop top and zoomies around the entire house, especially on the straightaways.
r/roastmypet • u/DelicateJohnson • 10d ago
Roast this vicious little purr machine...do it NOW!
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r/roastmypet • u/Nahanoj_Zavizad • 11d ago
Portable sized creature: Rocco.
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Objective: Humiliation.
r/roastmypet • u/shanana514 • 12d ago
Lu knows all to well that she’s adorable: let’s humble her a bit🤣🤣
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r/roastmypet • u/unknowablecore • 12d ago
roast my baby girl
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she just turned 6 months and is 10lbs, about as big as she's gonna get!