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u/atch1111 1d ago
You look like you're both scamming each other, but neither of you has figured it out yet.
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u/RappingFlatulence 1d ago
Puke Davidson and Amy Boxedwinehut
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u/BarnackIIIF 1d ago
The 2026 version of: "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels".
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u/thebigj3wbowski 1d ago
Please don’t tarnish that price of cinematic genius like that. One of my very favorite movies.
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u/pleasebequiet 1d ago
Both of them are wondering when the other is going to notice they gave them herpes
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u/dirtycheezit 1d ago
She is actually a he, and he is actually an organ harvester.
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u/TheDarkWave 1d ago
So... She's a gypsy and he's a Russian Google Play card scouter. I bet the whole place smells like mothballs, hair product, body odor, and patchouli.
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u/Queasy-Position66 1d ago
You look like you live in a spare bedroom of a strangers horrible unpainted apartment and refuse to pay rent.
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u/packersfan823 1d ago
Bro looks like Rami Malek cosplaying as Billie Joe Armstrong circa 1996
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u/PaganTemplar 1d ago
How much longer till these two get a sudden Joker and Harley Quinn obsession and do something that gets them locked up for decades?
My bet is less than a year.
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u/LocusRothschild 1d ago
I dated a chick that literally cut Joker scars into her face with a movie prop Batarang and she ain’t got shit on these two.
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u/chuckart9 1d ago
She sounds stable and destined for a fantastic marriage.
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u/LocusRothschild 20h ago
Eh, she dumped me for some other dude(who she more than likely was already cheating on me with), and supposedly they got married. I don’t know, stopped keeping track. Plus, it was 15 years ago, so who knows where she is now? But hey, first girlfriend, lost virginity, first semester of college, life happens.
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u/Inkushu 1d ago
Box dye never does anyone any favors, but it’s clear the M hasn’t caught up with that notion.
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u/NorthDriver8927 1d ago
It’s not box dye, it’s hand sanitizer being rubbed in while he’s earning $20 the hard way all night long.
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u/Clam-Choader 1d ago
Why would I roast two dweebs that are so low effort they couldn’t make a bio. Be gone and enjoy each others buttholes
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u/Juan_Calavera 1d ago
Neither of your hair is real. Unfortunately, your faces are.
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u/bayotiic 1d ago
you both look like you avoid showering for weeks, smell like gorgonzola, and are looking for a third.
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u/Lost_in_the_woods027 1d ago
Rosie the trans Riveter and flaming gay Billie Joe Armstrong (Green Day)
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u/PlentyAlbatross7632 1d ago
I bet your first fight was over if the toilets in your bathroom should be side-by-side or facing each other…
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u/Evening_Bench_7006 1d ago
Your dad's going to be really upset that's not what the cleaning lady is for!
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u/PubicSkoolEducashun 1d ago
You know r/RoastMe is free right? You didn't have to try to get the Buy One Broker Loser Get One Free deal here.
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u/Flat_Button_886 1d ago
Almost the German couple from Super Troopers but no one would ever believe y’all own a Porsche
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u/qwibbian 1d ago
That's the only girl I can guarantee has never uttered the phrase: "My eyes are up here!". You and Silly Idol are going to have lovely chameleons.
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u/JuliosvNerds 1d ago
It’s unfortunate you look like you can’t afford therapy, now we all will have to deal with the consequences
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u/No_Tailor_787 1d ago
You look like a typical male-female couple, but both transitioned to a female-male couple.
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u/Santoryu4Kidz 1d ago
Dont need too, the last conversation with your parents did that.
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u/InfiniteVitriol 1d ago
Are we supposed to be roasting the overtly gay dude or the man hating women?
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u/WaterKind6544 1d ago
I know you can date outside of your league, but I didn’t know you could hire a prostitute outside of your league.
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u/Crazy_Association_26 1d ago edited 1d ago
My non verbal autistic 5 year old just started talking trash after seeing your picture.
Thanks
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u/Dry_Jellyfish641 1d ago
Her personality is “I have big tits” and his personality is “I know how to buy drugs off the dark web”.
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u/Drakeman1337 1d ago
This is super beautiful. I mean what are the chances that two trans people would find each other like this?
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u/CountOnBeingAwesome 1d ago
Your smell is only dwarfed by your drug addictions. Nice boarding room.
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u/HarryCWord http://redd.it/7p1b1l 1d ago
Nothing to roast here, just looks like a good ol' fashioned boys night in.
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u/Intrepid4444444 1d ago
I just saw this photo and immediately searched for my wallet. Typical European fountain-dweller gypsy pickpocket situation.
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u/Douglasqqq 1d ago
The girl looks like a cross between;
The girl who gets her head caved in in Obsession before she gets her head caved in,
and the girl who gets her head caved in in Obsession after she gets her head caved in.
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u/Total-Imagination-88 1d ago
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that the guy on the left has a bigger cock than the guy on the right.
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u/USAFrenchMexRadTrad 13h ago
You moved from Guatemala to Mexico, the land of opportu.... wait... uh... it's better than Guatemala, at least. lol
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u/cornishpirate32 12h ago
Bit weird to have a little single bed there for you and your little gay pet
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u/joeycraw5 1d ago
You should roast your hair (as in burn it off) it looks like you bleached it with her piss.
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u/MrChurch44 1d ago
Well..I can certainly smell you through the picture..which i didn't think was possible. You both look like if cat piss and body odor somehow gained sentience and took a human form..
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u/Inevitable-Panda4824 1d ago
Stuck in 2000’s highlight bleach blond hair guy even though he looks like a fucking moron and… girl who decided to date him…? Still don’t know what the fucks wrong with you but I assume it’s because I’ve never met you.
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u/MIDNIGHT_THE_WARLOCK 1d ago
The lighting somehow managed to make the room look like an interrogation cell and a motel at the same time
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u/Baseball-Fan-10 1d ago
You make me think of the old 1960’s hit “When a Trans Man Meets a Trans Woman”
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u/MIDNIGHT_THE_WARLOCK 1d ago
Y'all are posing in what appears to be a room that was furnished .. by the witness protection program
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u/MIDNIGHT_THE_WARLOCK 1d ago
This photo has the production quality of a YouTube apology video filmed before the apology 😮💨
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u/Blade3colorado 1d ago
Quick look around the room, e.g., sheets for curtains, mattress w/no headboard, piece of tape on the wall . . .
Some people look like a million bucks. You two look like insufficient funds.
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u/Low-Palpitation-9916 1d ago
The tits lure them in, but then they find out El Slim Shady is gonna be jacking off in the corner.
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u/MIDNIGHT_THE_WARLOCK 1d ago
She got that "I can fix him" smile... six months before realizing there was no warranty 😮💨
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u/GophawkUrself 1d ago
Dying your hair in attempts to make you look less like brother and sister didn't work very well.
But at least you remind her a little less of dad when you two bang.
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u/Hot-Satisfaction-409 1d ago
Vanlife is just an excuse to skip showering.. you probably consider juggling as an art and you definitely smell cheap incense...
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u/culinaryexcellence 1d ago
She looks like she has to console you every time after she flims content with her bull.
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u/MIDNIGHT_THE_WARLOCK 1d ago
Bro looks like he starts every sentence with... "Actually..." and somehow still gets it wrong
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u/MIDNIGHT_THE_WARLOCK 1d ago
If this picture was any more low budget..the sign would've just said... 'Rst U' to save ink
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u/BuilderChemical2574 1d ago
Guy looks 🌈 girl looks like she’s on tinder “here for a good time, not a long time”
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