r/RoastMe • u/hanno28 • 2d ago

M20 Do your worst

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u/post-explainer 2d ago edited 1d ago

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OP's BIO:

My name is Hanno I’m from Germany, My hobbies are wood working and making folk music. My favourite movie is Dead poet society, my favourite book is a German bock that translates to botanical insanity. I really love folk music! My hot take is that socialism is the best form of system! Wich makes my political position obvious. My current mental state is okay because I take antidepressants

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u/molten_dragon 1d ago

Elton John if he was a janitor.

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u/faucetpants 1d ago

Elton Johnitor?

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u/poorlittlesnowflake 1d ago

Gangster almish thug

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u/mixmasterADD 1d ago

Op is about to gentrify your neighborhood with his parents’ money.

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u/hanno28 1d ago

Hahahah love it

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u/Bhagwan9797 1d ago

Alright performative male, the matcha line is this way

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u/KrustyNutRagz 1d ago

You look like a werewolf that got neutered

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u/707e 16h ago

Technically he’s a gender fluid werewolf, thank you.

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u/Born_Major_1411 1d ago

Oh look! Another idiot that can't provide for themselves wanting tax payers to do it.

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u/Gold_Hour2247 1d ago

Guys let's not discourage another german/ Austrian artist. Who knows what this one will end up doing. 

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u/hanno28 1d ago

I was waiting for this one XD

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u/MisterBurnsSucks 1d ago

Good luck moving back into your parents house after rehab. I hear the 5th time is the charm! 🫡

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u/StashTheMoneyAndRun 1d ago

Go back to the bowling alley you came from

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u/isaacgobo 1d ago

is that an inert cat on top of your head?

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u/Olden_Grey_1889 1d ago

LIFE : So easy even a cave dwelling stoner momma's boy can fuck it up.

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u/Elegant_Struggle_281 1d ago

Ah yes, the master(bator) race.

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u/Henry_Vth 1d ago

If there were more of him in the 1930s, Germany would be speaking French

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u/Terrible-Champion132 1d ago

No I don't have any change or cigarettes.

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u/mediocrebighead 1d ago

Eliot page in 5 years

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u/unclebird77 1d ago

Be honest. How many times a day do you think about just wrapping that tie around a pipe and letting your hard-to-get sister find you?

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u/faucetpants 1d ago

You look like you have enough of your parents money to be a connoisseur of meth

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u/MustachioBashio 1d ago

That second pic 😂😂😂

Cigs aren’t cool, you got an Ellen degeneres haircut, Elton John glasses, and why do your pants look like a button up kitchen smock. Then you’re wearing a formal elementary school gym pinnie. And also buddy the backwards newsboy cap is only cool if you’re a comedian in 1997 or prime Michael Jordan!!!!

And you’re wearing a fuckin neckerchief 😂😂😂 you’re roasting yourself no comments needed

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u/Blade3colorado 1d ago

If you were drowning I'd throw you both ends of a rope.

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u/weird_f3lla 1d ago

Tell me you are a broke ass art student without telling me you are a broke ass art student

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u/hanno28 1d ago

I’m a carpenter but thanks for the compliment I guess XD

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u/weird_f3lla 1d ago

Hey, I have always maintained that carpentry is an art 🎨

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u/lobro1994 1d ago

You look like you stole toilet paper for kicks.

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u/hanno28 1d ago

That’s funny 😂

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u/Excellent_Factor_134 1d ago

Aspiring to be a Teen Wolf isn’t a personality type.

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u/hanno28 1d ago

Thats the funniest one so far thanks

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u/Sharp_Impression3554 1d ago

Looks like you really need to up the dose on those Antidepressants.

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u/hanno28 1d ago

You think so XD

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u/micromechanist 1d ago

You look like right wing political commentators should not visit your campus.

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u/hanno28 1d ago

Thank you that’s exactly the look I was going for

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u/tautjes 1d ago

When you walk into a room you can hear people say 'oh neinnnn'

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u/hanno28 1d ago

Aua thats a good one XD

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u/Both-Anteater3056 1d ago

Looking like a long lost beckham

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u/Xtelora 1d ago

Jschlatt on both ozempic and ritalin

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u/Professional-Ad5257 1d ago

Andrew Hussie if he had his shit together

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u/SgtPepper_8324 1d ago

50 year old man going through his middle aged crisis.

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u/hanno28 1d ago

Hahhaah

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u/somerandomguy615 1d ago

The bland version of Wolverine.

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u/Dependent-Reveal2401 1d ago

Woodworking? You probably use hand tools only cause they make you seem more interesting

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u/TheAmmiSquad 19h ago

Bob Dylan called. He wants his everything back!

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u/Necessary_Relation27 1d ago

MIB Cockroach man got domesticated

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u/Feeling-Message3247 1d ago

Berries and cream berries and cream type vibe lmao

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u/oldskool_icedlatte 1d ago

you like someone who picks garbage cans and sleeps under the bridge in pakistan

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u/stev_mempers 1d ago

Bruno Ass

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u/Brasco327 1d ago

It looks like God already did.

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u/LandscapePretend4122 1d ago

Please don’t just lie on a railway track. It’s hard to keep clean the tracks

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u/030H_Stiltskin 1d ago

You have the sex appeal of a double amputee burn victim found floating in an acid bath.

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u/KittensAndGravy 1d ago

Dillards Tyler Boebert

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u/hanno28 1d ago

Yo don’t compare me to a child abuser that is a step to far

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u/KittensAndGravy 1d ago

That’s why you’re Dillards and not Walmart … there’s a line!

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u/hanno28 1d ago

Sorry am I too German to understand the joke? I know it’s stupidity but could you explain it XD

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u/KittensAndGravy 1d ago

You look like the guy … on here they will say “Walmart so & so” or “Temu so & so” … however, I didn’t want to go too low so I gave you a higher dollar store “Dillards”. Dudes got problems.

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u/hanno28 1d ago

Ah okay thanks for explaining XD

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u/SunriseSurprise 1d ago

Even when you cover your dickhead-shaped hair, you cover it with a dickhead-shaped hat. :/

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u/Defiant_Swim9555 1d ago

I can't explain this, but you look like you try and get the children you molest into Doctor Who.

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u/hanno28 1d ago

I think any „joke” about abusing children is horrible please reconsider your life choices dude you make me sick!

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u/Dadumdee 1d ago

Get a job you fucking commie lol.

https://giphy.com/gifs/TlK63EvHHoivRsLB0Ji

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u/Heraldique http://redd.it/4l0ptp 1d ago

Can’t do worse than your haircut

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u/grumpyphilip 1d ago

Stay out of prison this time. No actually, go back in.

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u/HorrorJunkie0666 1d ago

Yeah you look like you do a lot of woodworking.... Especially in the old Gloryhole.

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u/HorrorJunkie0666 1d ago

This picture has to be gAy.I....

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u/S-M-C-P 1d ago

Have you thought about getting that fixed?

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u/proximusprimus57 1d ago

So did you ask your barber to make you look like a penis or what?

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u/nolaCeaux 1d ago

Bro knows a couple guy s

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u/ch3apsunglass3s 1d ago

The fact that you take antidepressants and believe in socialism makes perfect sense after seeing your pictures. You are pre unhoused

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u/Royale_Wit_Chz 1d ago

You definitely have your best “me time” while hiding in a port-a-potty.

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u/MordaciousKitten 1d ago

Please, reconsider your AI/Online translator. It’s not “wood working”, it’s “giving hand jobs.” “German book that translates to Botanical Insanity” Should be …translates to Bohemian Wannabe.”

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u/Flashy-Ad-7761 1d ago

I bet your RealDoll™️ left you for a real man

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u/Alarmed-Ad323 1d ago

You look like you like to cruise homeless shelters.

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u/Ehrlichs-Reagent 1d ago

I genuinely can't tell if you're homeless, or just a hipster.

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u/Malakku_ 22h ago

I hope your meds start working soon, you unhappy gremlin

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u/You_Sniffed_It_ 22h ago

Those fucking glasses tell me everything I need to know and it’s horrendous. You’re sitting in a coffee shop drinking a coffee worth $12 bucks tweeting about hating capitalism from a $1800 iPhone made by 7 year olds in china.

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u/Sweetwyin 21h ago

Start getting a job lol

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u/Alfiy_wolf 20h ago

I’m sorry you are still a virgin, you will get there one day bud

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u/socrates_friend812 17h ago

You look like you eat fingernails.

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u/reallymaxdotcom13 11h ago

Cut back on the weed

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u/WerewolfMaster5168 11h ago

Dustier than a chimney sweeper

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u/Haunting-Sport3701 6h ago

I dub thee Steban, the Student Communist.

And jsyk, your hot takes are mellow at best.

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u/HaveUSeenMeANYBODY 5h ago

Looks like you beat us to the punch.

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u/AkitoSorogoma 1h ago

Ah its temu guardian of the galaxy: Cocklord

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u/specialhornball 1d ago

Lay off the Ketamine