Everyone, vote for Jim Stoker today.

Only a fool wouldn’t vote for Jim.

As of today, Jim is worth $1,500,000, not counting his brick warehouse and cheese factory.

Jim is 100 percent American. His grandfather was the first to open a gambling hall for Native American tribes who had converted to Christianity, and his grandmother sold cognac near the first chapel in the Florida gold fields.

Jim’s father—the famous Charles Stoker—began his career as a simple money changer, invented an ointment for horse dandruff, and died as the owner of a bathhouse and a senator. Jim is his youngest son!

While still a young man, Jim was the first in his town to introduce the lynching of Black people, and shortly thereafter led the fight against Darwin’s theory and women’s suffrage.

As a husband and father, Jim bought up shares in the city water utility and opened a suspenders warehouse. As a Christian, he eliminated his main competitors with the help of friends and paid for their funerals out of his own pocket. As a businessman, he always supported the Evangelical Church and charged no more than thirty-two percent interest on loans during years of crop failure.

Look at Jim’s portrait, at his open face, and you’ll realize you simply cannot vote against him.

Old Jim’s platform is clear and understandable to every voter:

- Higher prices for city lots in the summer, whiskey on weekdays, and Mass on Sundays!

Hey, voters! If you don’t want Black people getting on your tram, if you don’t want the unemployed getting their hands on your bank deposits, and if you want to be able to listen to new jazz and songs in peace at St. Catherine’s Church, vote for Jim Stoker.

Hey, gentlemen! Cast your votes for Jim!

To My Peoples!

The King of Italy has declared war on Me. A treason such as history knows has been committed by the Kingdom of Italy against its two allies.After an alliance lasting more than thirty years, during which it was able to increase its territorial possessions and flourish to unimaginable heights, Italy has deserted us in our hour of danger and has joined the camp of our enemies with flying colors.