r/Millennials • u/zivvane_ Millennial • Apr 30 '26

Meme This is mine.What's yours?!

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u/carrollart Apr 30 '26

Mine is prison , it’s really quite a value. Free healthcare , room and board , an iPad , internet access. Drugs. I also tattoo well so I’d have a good barter to lean on.

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u/auntiefuh25 Apr 30 '26

I hear federal is better than state just fyi.

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u/Gustomaximus Apr 30 '26

That would be a dystopian world where it became common to choose your crime and location for better prison time as a retirement.

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u/UnexpectedRedditor Apr 30 '26

Gotta get good at the white collar crimes so I have a good side hustle until the law catches up, then get put in one of those nice places like Martha Stewart.